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YOOO Patrons!!! Here is the reward for hitting our previous goal of 5000 Patrons!! It's finally complete!! :DThis is early access, so eventually this will make its way to public platforms. We'd really appreciate it if you did not upload the audio anywhere. If it's reuploaded we'll have to take the download away from the post, so please enjoy this exclusivity! Our goal for 6000 Patrons, "The Suckening," is in post-production and will hopefully begin uploading in the next few months!We hope you will enjoy it, and we hope to hit the reboot Convergence at 9000 patrons!

Send Shady Cicada lots of love for producing this so masterfully. Also, huge shouts to my boy Jonah Scott for doing Ichabod's cameo! I originally wrote that part for Alphonze but, I'm so glad Ichabod filled in, because he sounds SO GOOD.

LYRICS(chip)

ill tell you a tale let the bastard regale of how pirates like us came to be sit down, take a seat there's a whole crew to meet and the best captains ever at sea 

(jay)

a ferin by name with incredible aim this girl is a soldier no more the sea at her feet with compass and sheet she'll guide us our way through the storm 

(gillion)

GILLION! yes, i'm the one monsoon and moon son moisture master and paramount champion i smite evil with glee things are often my B but as it was foretold this is my Destiny!! 

(all)

YO HO HOME ON THE SEA TAKE MY HAND AND YOULL BE FREE SET... SAIL.. TO FIND OUR DESTINY 

YO HO WE SAIL ACROSS THE SEAS UPON THE ALBATROSS UNDER THE MOON AND UNDER THE SUN A PIRATES LIFE UNTIL WE'RE DONE! 

(chip)

lost and alone no where to call my home til a whole bunch of pirates took me on their boat and then they all died in a horrible, tragic, way and now i walk around and just pretend its all okay 

(jay)

but then you came to sea and found my mom and me and took gil by the hand  and now we are a family though at first it was a lie i had almost said goodbye but without me here, i really fear that none of you would survive 

(gillion)

yes its a hard life and chip has a wife its so painful to see her go through all this strife and jays dad isn't the best he keeps a sword close to his chest and together we fly our flag and upon it... that's breasts. 

(all)

YO HO HOME ON THE SEA TAKE MY HAND AND YOULL BE FREE SET... SAIL.. TO FIND OUR DESTINY YO HO WE SAIL ACROSS THE SEAS UPON THE ALBATROSS UNDER THE MOON AND UNDER THE SUN A PIRATES LIFE UNTIL WE'RE DONE! 

(earl) 

when my wife had died i started a new life  its full of juice and full of-- 

(drey)

aint no body wanna hear you sing 

(earl)

what the- you want a piece of me huh? 

(gryffon)

knock it off old man 

(earl)

ill knock it off when he fuckin knocks it off- 

(drey)

you sound like a dying goat 

(gryffon)

ah shit 

(earl)

BAH thats it im gonna break my foot off up in your- 

(queen sings gently in the background) 

(ollie & felipe)

Sailing through the seas and the wind will guide us i want to be a pirate for the rest of my life! no need to look for treasure, as ive already found it this adventure with my crew... is a dream come true!! 

(ichabod)

now everyone, repeat after me this oath right here will be your creed i swear to fuck shit up and always help the ones i need... no matter what, we'll roll with it and lastly we swear to be the best god damn pirates this world has ever seen 

(all)

YO HO HOME ON THE SEA TAKE MY HAND AND YOULL BE FREE SET... SAIL.. TO FIND OUR DESTINY 

YO HO WE SAIL ACROSS THE SEAS UPON THE ALBATROSS UNDER THE MOON AND UNDER THE SUN A PIRATES LIFE UNTIL WE'RE DONE! 

YO HO HOLE IN THE SEA IF I FELL WOULD YOU COME FOR ME TAKE MY HAND AND SET ME FREE 

YO HO THE SEA OF BLACK NONE WHO VENTURE THERE COME BACK UNDER THE SUN AND UNDER THE MOON A PIRATES LIFE COULD BE YOUR DOOM!

Comments

Kai Strong

Yoooooo no freaking way!!!!!!

Cole

Let's gooo!!!!!

Kosmo

WOOOOOOO

icybirb

YIPEEEEEEE WOOOHOOOO

Ozzy!

LISTENING TO THIS ON REPEAT FOREVER HOLY SHIT

Frogly

FELIPE 💜💜 THIS WAS SO GOOD IM IN TEARS GRAHHH

VENDETTA

FELIPE 😭😭😭💖

Polaris

OH MY GOD YESSSS

Alfiendd

Chips lines are so incredibly depressing lmao

lostincarcosa

I almost tested up at Filipe and Ollie part

Ethananous512

This song goes unequivocally hard. Absolutely phenomenal job, JRWI crew!

Acez321

This is a masterpiece omg

Zephyr

AN ICHABOD FEATURE?!?!? THIS IS AWESOME

Westli

this goes crazy

runningawayfornow

my life is complete this is the best thing i’ve ever heard

Ender

This is so fuckin cool

Maddie

HOLY SHIT

Vee

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME GUYS <333

Ajay

THIS IS INCREDIBLE

Ajay

GOES SO HARD

Jetstream

They got Ichabod on the track? Damn. Also FELIPE WE MISS YOUUUU.

Emereald

YYYYEEEAAAHHHHH

Thomathynn

OMG. This is absolute fire 🔥🔥

Zasne

This is so amazing, thanks for the hard work you guys put into it

Anura

AGHHH BARK BARK WOOF AMAZING AGHHHHHHHHH

Koi Boi

Truly a musical masterpiece

Ajay

WHAT THE FISH

Bryce Wilson

THIS IS AMAZING?????? WHAAAAAAT I LOVE THIS

Dante Lugo

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT yall r too good

Ducky

WOOOOOO!!!!! SO CATCHY

Coco

This is amazing. I love this

potato derk

HOLY SCALLOP. WHAT THE CRUSTACEAN THIS IS CRAZY AAAAAHHH

Aviana Felsari

Sick as fuck thank you guys so much this rules

LemonMilk

THIS FUCKS OHMYGOD!!!

Konrad_Mac

Thats awesome! Where's marshal john tho??

Ollie & Liv

I almost cried listening to this,, you all are amazing <3 (Ollie)

KIANSTONELUVER

GETTING OUT OF THE BLACK SEA WITH THIS ONE!!!

Norah Bush

oh my god this shanty me schmovin

Malacai Rock

i wanna eat everyone's voice it's so scrumptious i just wanna munch munch munch GARARARRAHAHAJDJFJJF

Wyatt Clark

Chip fighting for his life in this song

Soup

IM SO GIDDY THAT WAS GREAT

Crab Crafting

Chip be like “I pretend it’s all okay” no babygirl you do not. You literally talk about your tragic past all the time

Madison Lol

ICHABOD MENTION I WON!!!!

Ash346

Man this was amazing

Ruben Trejo

Yo I love the guitar rifts at the end of the song and the chorus is immaculate

Bingus Mingus

and then they all died in a horrible tragic way

Jorgle

THIS IS THE GREATEST HIT OF 2023!

rat and ghost

I'm gonna cry this is incredible, great job boys!

Lee

THIS IS THE BET THINGS EVERR! THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHHH

CheapTaxidermy

ICHABOD FEATURE ?? LETS FUCKING GOOO AND LETS GO GRIZZ FOR DOING ALL THOSE DIFFERENT VOICES FOR THE CREW AND OMG THIS IS AMAZING

Jackson Kainz

The riptide pirates 8001: Karaoke Night

Inky

I am completely normal about this i think👍👍👍👍

Star!

YEAHHHHHHH

Jules

SO HYPE!!!!!!!

ImHereOutOfSpite

I am so normal about this (lying) (holy shit Ichabod)

Din0Ho3

How does this campaign and silly little podcast keep getting better and better

roach ranch

I was listening to this super happy for like 10 minutes but then I realized it was Felipe singing along with Ollie :(

tora

YOOOO!!!!!! SO GOOD!!

Jam'ez

YOO THIS IS ACTUALLY FIRE. ALSO JOHNA SCOTT CAMIO?!?!

em_aye_vee_

THIS IS SO GOOD?????? AND ICHABOD!!! IM SO UNREASONABLY HAPPY HE GOT A PART!!!!

em_aye_vee_

The whole thing is just so good it's unreal

sirius

THE JONAH SCOTT CAMEO ILDHSOEOAP!?2!2?2!2

sirius

I am shitting my pants why does this eat

Clover ?

I feel like I heard Felipe he was in the background when Ollie was singing or maybe it's just me

oz overzealous

AAAAAAAAA MY HANDS LITERALLY HURT FROM STIMMING SO MUCH THIS IS SO COOLLLLLLL

frauggie

A huge fucking banger!!!! When is it out on other platforms?

Ghostwise

GODDAMN THIS IS SO SICK

Nura

This is so freaking amazing, it’s so good, I keep listening aaaaa it’s stuck in my head now

Arno

when ollie and felipe sing :DDDD pure seratonin !!

Lyss

was NOT expecting the ichabod cameo but i'm not complaining this is FANTASTIC y'all are so unbelievably talented

xaeyrnofnbe

great song! i continue to be heartbroken about alphonze

risenvoider

That was AMAZING great work guys!!!

noce_fella

As someone who does not cry as a result of any media, I shed tears embarrassingly in class. Wtf bro. I absolutely adore the creativity of this crew, and hope that I could have even a fraction of all of your ingenuity. My pirate campaign kicks off this Sunday, so we’ll see I suppose.

Oli Schneider

LITERAL CHILLS THE WHOLE TIME HOLY SHIT!!!! Amazing job <<<<<33333

Sandandsea

ICHABOD!!!!!!!!!! also this slaps so hard

PancakeBatter

thank you jrwi crew, now when i finally manage to sail off on my robot boat with my crew of loonies, I can sing this and be reminded of my destiny! They shall hear this shanty far and wide

Charlie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

em_aye_vee_

Also I didn't notice queen the first time????

em_aye_vee_

Someday about ten years from now, I'll randomly remember that jrwi exists, and I'll remember this song and listen to it and ugly cry. Like it just came out and it already sounds nostalgic

FoxyMutant

I don't even know why this made me so emotional 😭 Great job! Every bit of the song is amazing!!

SireToad

Absolutely phenomenal, can’t wait to put it on my Spotify playlist

PancakeBatter

WAIT I JUST REALIZED FELIPE IS IN THIS, HES NOT DEAD. IM COPING SO HARD PLEASE.....

Sam

THIS GOES HARD!!!

Sam

JONAH SCOTT????

kuailphobe

THIS IS MAKING ME SO UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY!!!!!

50 Fucking Rats

YO YALL KILL IT!! THIS SHITS FIRE AS FUCK! THIS MAKES ALL THE DEBT I'M IN WORTH IT THIS GOES SO HARD!!!

Eggyneer

absolute banger

thee_birdo

im giggling imagining grizz sitting and having to record that conversation back and forth with himself

oil

LET THEM COOK NOW

LadyGrimm

FUCK YEAH I'M BOPPIN IM DANCIN I'M LOVIN THIS

Keyia

As someone who found JRWI through Shady, I think I'm going to cry when I listen to this.

Zasne

Ive listened to this over and over amd get so happy everytime

Zasne

Im so glad that you guys got Jonah to be in it aswell

Mr. Disco

A certified banger right here

Kazically

omfg 10/10 better than beyonce

Sevr

JONAH WAS A WELCOME SUPRISE, THIS SHIT IS SO UNIRONICALLY FIRE

WaterLenny

hearing felipe made me so sad :(

Nik

OHHHHHH THIS IS AMAZING!! this sea shanty is awesome and it's so catchy it's gonna be looping in my brain involuntarily

aidan

How is every piece of music that comes from this podcast the BEST THING I've ever heard also I just found a small detail when Queen is humming in the background they are humming a part of the main JRWI theme and in the Ollie and Felipe part you can hear almost all of it

Karter_19h1n9p

Actually kills myself after today/pos

Goonglab

Fukin ledge ay

Greenzhboy

god damn this goes hard...

Trevor

i absolutely love this. good job guys!!!

Obiwanswat

Gillion and the Tidestriders have come a long way

Zythe

ITS FINALLY HERE!!!

DiceMuncher

THIS SLAPS SO HARD YOOOOOOOO!!!!! ABSOLUTELY WORTH THE WAIT THIS IS A BANGER!!!!!!! The urge to animate this is so real-

Vale Dragonspeak

This goes so freaking hard what the heck guys????? So freaking good??? The lack of Alphonse breaks my heart but ICHABOD BEING THERE IS SO FIRE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- I literally started listening to JRWI in the middle of May and now I’m here practically vibrating at this crazy shanty right after episode 103 like- damn dudes!

ray_lee

THIS IS SO COOL!!

Donum

I can’t really add anything unique but Holy Fuck this bops!

Insomniac

YOOOOOOO SO EXCITED FOR THIS TO BE RELEASED ON OTHER PLATFORMS TOO- THIS IS SO GOOD MAN! (AS PER USUAL LMAO)

Shmepsi

THIS IS A CERTIFIED BOP BRO OLLIE AND FELIPE'S PART AND THE "IF I FELL WOULD YOU COME FOR ME?" HITS SO DIFFEREENNNTT

That one middle child

IDEA ON HOW TO MAKE THIS SONG CANNON ( because Felipe and queen and Ichabod are all in this song and in cannon these three have never heard of any of each other) they bring back Ichabod for a few sessions as they travel and try to get Felipe back, oh and Ollie would be there too, either by using the ships teleport after trying to activate it on his own while Enza was doing something for a few days or they bring Felipe to see Ollie again or something like that. Just an idea because there’s no way to make this song cannon besides something along those lines

TheAceCase_

…holy shit… i have no words… this is amazing. incredible job to the whole JRWI crew and anyone & everyone involved who may or may not be part of said crew. it’s already stuck in my head, and i only listend to once. if this is how good a 3 minute patreon goal sea shanty is then, oh my gillion, i can’t wait to see what a whole campaign will be like. i shall wait on the edge of my seat for the release of the suckening.

A_rock

I can’t believe they had Ollie and filipe sing the part about wanting to be pirates for the rest of their lives. You can’t do that it’s not allowed

ARACHNIDPARTY

IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH JUMPING UP AND DOWN RUNNING IN CIRCLES GRAAHHH RGAHAHHHHHH /POS

Casketeer

I can not express in words how truly incredible this is and how thankful I am to listen to have JRWi apart of my life. These mfs trying to catch a hug and it's gonna happen.

X

;-; I hope Felipe is doing okay. Great song tho

Gloopeony

wheres felipe. i want felipe back.

Greenzhboy

if the download gets leaked this shit better go on Spotify tho

roxy !!

the riff at the end goes crazy

Bemmii

this is awesome! the felipe bit caught me off guard i miss him :(

Vale Dragonspeak

Yup, thank you XD. I binged Riptide like crazy honestly. And then I watched Blood in the Bayou. And now I’m on the last episode of Apotheosis. Really really enjoying JRWI lol

ElvishCyborg

I’ve been listening to JRWI for years now, back since the original show. This show has helped me through many a long shift at work, and this feels like a culmination of everything. I absolutely love this and hope we get more like it down the line. Here’s to many more years of fucking shit up, and being the best goddamn pirates the world will ever see!

NuclearNova 95

You can download it and play it on Spotify from your local files

Heyliya

I can’t wait to see an animation of this

Hugz4.u

New fav song

(Insert Name)

both impressive and comedic I almost died on the line "its a hard life and chip has a wife."

gummie

THE FELIPE PART STOPPP I MISS HIM SO MUCH MAN

D3ssy

this is everything I was hoping it would be and more, thank you for the years of content and for many more to come!!!

bAp

IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Hopefully Strange

💃🕺💃🕺🏴‍☠️🦜🏴‍☠️🦜

The AWE50MEMAN

Yooo! This is awesome and funny, the chorus is a bop too! Love the switch up at the end and having a return of Ichabod! This is why I love being a Patron and I love JRWI!

Titan Storm

So when's the anime adaptation, cuz I have a MIGHTY NEED to watch that... and we've seen how popular a dnd animation can be from Vox Machina

Charslatte

Oh my god this is so good 😭😭

Hugz4.u

The urge to write a riptide musical is REAL

Shroom

What I would give for riptide to have an animated adaptation

Zasne

Since I've watched Vox Machina ive wanted this to have an animated series

Addison Pratt

please tell me it’s going to be on Spotify I NEED this song on my playlists

Tayl0r000

The Unyielding NEED for filepe to apear af the black sea

Matty Dorts

ICHABOD IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Julie Morell

i am fucking jamming this is SO GOOD

RuthTheBananaDuck

Felipe and Ollie singing together is so wholesome it brings me immense joy :D

MasonIsOnline

Worth the wait. This was absolutely fire

SirLuceat

Ollie also singing the chorus is cute

Tayl0r000

Praying this goes on spotify when its public

DeeDeDeeDee

No bc I almost cried! AND I WAS NOT EXPECTING ICHABOD I MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!!

iithril

This is amazing and just made my morning so much better ** (a thought for Grizzly and his countless NPCs with a vast array of voices, that must have been fun to record)

omgnoway

This is SO GOOD!

CheapTaxidermy

might be mistaken but the bridge with filipe and ollie kinda sounds like the just roll with it theme :0

Men

For real, I’ve been looking for a new song to vibe on and I’ve got this song on for the whole day. Epic

Men

Yeah I hear it too but it’s hard to hear because their part is just sooooooo good

EmberAnimates

Hey, you wanna see how hard I can stim? *flaps my hands and bounces until I am reduced to nothing but motion blur*

G H

THIS WAS SO EPIC, I LOVED IT 😍

Angelo

I think a way to make this canon is to have this be the shanty they sing after every adventure, so that way everyone that’s on the song wouldve known the song yk, so before drey got on the ship earls part was longer, and when felipe was here him and ollie sang that part as a duet, like this is the riptide shanty that all crew know. I also like to imagine if this is true then ollie songs this in his sleep Edit; to continue this i imagine this being sung in a tavern like theyre telling the story, maybe in allport when they met up with lizzie

Everalld

Queens humming also sounds like schmove Or I might be insane idk

ND

Gillion and the Tidestriders really can make a bop dude

Dndesperate

Another certified Gillion and the Tidestriders banger

Men

I found it It’s the slowed version of the beginning of the old PD intro

aidan

It's actually a slowed version of the jrwi intro not just PD and it's not old they still use it it sounds old because we know the jrwi song so well that we don't pay attention to it anymore but when we watch old episodes we pay more attention

TwoDawn

This is so good! I love it!!

Men

Ok but it sounds different

Cameron

How much longer is this going to be early access? I need this on my Spotify playlist and I need to be able to set this on repeat without manually repeating.

Jack Souls

Can’t wait for this to be out on public platforms so I can just keep it on repeat!

cloey

EEEE you guys this was fucking epic many rounds of applause from me well done

Azimofu

This, and all the recent bangers from the team have been ABSOLUTE HEAT!! All the small details in the background of the song are awesome. Especially hyped to see you guys got Ichabod back to join in as well as an appearance from our M.I.A upcoming-champion Felipe

logan vaglio

Anyone else notice phillipe's voice mixed in there with Ollie's?

Isrrunder

Damn ye it does. That's a cute touch

Bohemian Toe

This shit slaps harder than dads belt. Imma fan animate something for it once it comes out publicly this song has so much personality and flavor I absolutely love it.

Connor Kronk

I would die for the individual audio of each crew member on the chorus 🙏

entr0py_

felipe my beloved where are you

entr0py_

i think the whole song is supposed to reflect it, or at least large parts of it it's called shanty schmove after all

CheapTaxidermy

i thought so but i wasn’t sure! that bridge bit was when i first noticed the similarity between em. very cool stuff

kyryizzle

hearing this then the newest episodes is such a mood swing lmao

Viewers Like You

I've listened to this almost every day since it came out and between how sweet Ollie and Felipe's part is and how inspiring Ichabod's part is before rolling into the Black Sea chorus I'm still finishing the song hype as hell to charge into the day!

Lele

I have no words to describe how this makes me feel i love it so much

ToastedBaker

Filipe and Ollie’s part feels so emotional. I love this podcast so much man!

princess vegeta

Listen to it at 1 1/4 speed your welcome

Alana Cake

How do these only get better? Seriously this is amazing.

ByronTheUsurper

NO WAY I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS OUT I'M SO EXITED! Edit:Fantastic work, an absolute banger jam packed with amazing references. Also felipe's part made me shed a tear, find that god damn frog and help him or so help me luna dea I will cry even harder!

MrScrap

Yoo I love this!

lizizbored

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGG

GPTC

I love this so much I wish we could have a moment where every characters are actually together like this and sing it in the story

Loaf Of Bread

THIS GOES SO HARD I HAVE IT ON REPEAT

Jam'ez

WE BE MAKING IT TO THE HOLE IN THE SEA WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

Ziggums

GONNA BE PLAYIN THIS FOR THE MATIES WHILE WE BE PLUNDERING SOME BOOTY 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Ayrond

I just became a patreon and MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING THIS IS SO GOOD

liquidbronz

awww that's so awesome, every part is so good, i miss ollie

IGGBERT

MY PIRATES‼️

OctolingO

Earl and Drey fighting makes me lose it every time lmao, imagining Grizz having to go and record all those lines of just him fighting with himself is so funny

Leo Riley

ADD THIS TO APPLE MUSIC ADD THIS TO APPLE MUSIC ADD THIS TO APPLE MUSIC ADD THIS TO APPLE MUSIC ADD THIS TO APPLE MUSIC PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Leo Riley

ALL RIGHT YOUR AT ALMOST 10,000 PATRONS NOW IT TIME TO AIR IT TO ALL PLATFORMS (apple Music user, please spare me)

Noa

I JUSR BECAME A PATRION AND PATRION SELF SHOWED ME THIS AND IM SO HAPPY IT DID.

PurplePixel

Came to find this after accidentally rewatching half of riptide, actually so hyped about pirate stuff now I NEED to make my own pirate campaign