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The Pulse of the City | THE SUCKENING #7 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-10 18:02:11
Edited:
2024-11-18 20:00:51
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2026-06
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Jade

SUCKING TIME!!!

MachTalks

We’re so back babyyy

Lois

YAHOOOOO

AliveAshes

THIS ABSOLUTELY SUCKS AND I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME

Citron

SUCKY SATURDAYYYY

GPTC

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fgd

LORE?!?!?!

Isolated_sleeper

Quickest I’ve been here for an episode in a long time I’m read for the SUCK baby

TOBY ✦

WHO UP SUCKIN THEY ING

JRWI hater

Truly the suckiest podcast.

Redo

ITS SUCKING TIME

Bruh

Bruh

oil

hope everyones having a beautiful Suckening Saturday 🔥🔥🔥

Gunkymunkyspunk

So who’s gonna tell them that they’re slurping not sucking?

Faulx

YAY IM READY!!!

Stick Bug

Sucking Saturday!! Surely nothing bad will happen!!

Sencha

Lets goooooo

Dawnan

i've been counting down the days for the ep~ having a rough time rn so been rewatching the previous eps on repeat XD so hyped~

finncharlie

the suckening rp twt accounts are about to go crazy with this one

Grubby_

Love seeing a new episode of the Suckening right as I started doing house chores

Jeneca Zody

this podcast sucks and i wouldn't have it any other way 😎🧛

Podnip

SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!

rudabega

the characters are all so good

Shadowlock69

How about we call Charlie the Cummoner? 🤫

DoIexist?

Why not sucky Saturday

Shadowcat_molly

SPOILERS: "The Cumpire has lore" OH. MY. GOD. "The Labia Ghoul got 6 Sucesses" WHAT THE FUCK. WHY GRIZZ! WHY DOES CHARLIE ALWAYS HAVE TO FOLLOW YES AND??? "I'd like to ready an action to kill myself" WH- HUH? I actually coughed so hard from laughing my roommate texted me, "U ok? Need help?" Yoo! Emizel got the Wiwi fit! Y'know what? Emizel, William, and Chip could form the undead club. *SHUDDERS INTENSELY AT EVERYONE DOING THE FUCKING TWILIGHT SMOLDER* I.. im scared.... Arthur please take me with you..... NOO THEY GOT HIM TOO THEY GOT VOID AND ARTHUR!! "Like I said, no. So cool it, brah." I just imagine the fucking Zoolander smolder

Moki

Love the good suck on a Saturday

enjoyerofsoup

I CAN ALMOST SEEEEE IT THAT DREAM IM DREAAAMIN

Dawnan

"something stuck in his Labia" i'm cackling XD

Sun Drop

Man am I glad this is a audio podcast

Lego Arc trooper Fives

SPOILERS How many try not to laugh challenges or you die did Emizel lose

VeeVee

suck off

ProblematicDino

Emizal killing himself is such a power move

finexists

Cummoner? I barely know her!!! (I'm so sorry..)

roman

possible spoilers?? 1. Emizel is slowly but surely becoming my absolute favourite character (maybe second favourite right after the labia ghoul). what a fucking power move 2. ngl I'm legit terrified of what edward twilight is capable of 3. very excited to see what arthur is up to and where the fuck he's going

Faulx

i need edward twilight gone but i also need him to stay and

Hannah

Spoilers... This episode was so fucking funny. I don't think I've laughed this much in a WHILE. Especially the fight with the flesh and bone twins. At the end of last episode, they were set up to be these terrifying villians, but that fight made them seem so much less terrifying the they actually are, like some fucked up loony toon villians (in a good way). Also, when Edward Twlight first shows up when Shiloh wakes up, the scene is SO impressively uncomfortable. I love it so much.

harvest

Would you guys ever upload these with just a blank background or smth for people who need subtitles?

Ouroboros

this episode started nightmarish and it somehow ended even more horrifying XD

Vyrion-157

Excited for the next episode: Wet Dreams, where we see the expanded Cumpire lore

junieebuggie

totally chill episode… brah 🥸

bettytheaarakocra

SHILO ARO ACE ICON?? HES NOT CAPABLE OF ROMANTIC FEELINGS????

Osiria

The perfect thing to listen to this weekend while super sick

Dubbkin

My jaw hurts from laughing so much omg. Great episode :D

Squirrel Master

Love seeing a Tzimisce lair being filled with ghouls and Tzimisce experiments but man did Emizel get lucky that they weren't Sabbat style Tzimisce.

yvmao

I'm way too emotionally attached to the demon gang members to be seeing them abandoned and picked off like the one-off npcs they are 🥹

yvmao
>>129373410

(I say this without thinking too much, less than an hour into the episode, desperately hoping I am wrong and we will see them live and thrive and be happy maybe if I'm really pushing it)

Alana Cake

Out of ALL the strang jrwi nonsense camios, Michel Jackson in BITB, Hamilton in PD, this has GOT to be the absolute worst to sit through! I can't even think of a more insufrabl villain. I almost feel like it would have been better to let Deacon die just to kill that guy!!

DoIexist?

The guy from the movie Lorax is called the onceler Charlie is the suckler

Sashi

Literally my new fave campaign!!!

ghastnorm

emizel best character ever, he faces all the consequences of his actions and has no regrets, how the hell did he last to 18 before dying

yvmao
>>129373410

Edward Twilight................................................................ no notes

FunkyFlumph

Man… Edward Twilight sucks

Araedes

GOD THIS SERIES IS AWESOME- its so awesome and it makes me so happy. (Minor spoilers) favorite bit in this episode was just Grefgor running at full sprint towards his princes, I love it so much. He is such a little guy. I can’t wait to see more!

Cheesus

the entire Edward twilight bit is what i can only imagine what its like to be seduced by a 4 chan user

ghastnorm

the suckening is amazing i sat here for 3 hours and absolutely retained nothing expect that it was an insanely good time

Amy Waller

After last episode if you had told me this episode ended with the council boys moaning out "meow" over and over, I would have believed you but I also would have been bewildered. I am currently bewildered.

Sylvia Corvidae

I literally cannot breathe. The labia ghoul is too much. This is what kills me

TheWisperer

HELP CONDI WHAT. WHY DID EMIZEL DO THAT. WHAT.

Kris

THE SHILO AND EDWARD SCENES OMG THEY WERE SO UNHINGED-

yvmao
>>129373410

NO . NO. NEVER MIND. I DO HAVE NOTES. I WISH TO DROPKICK EDWARD TWILIGHT OUT A WINDOW

Nomically

“They go easy on me cause I’m a little guy” has ;-; energy

Caspian’s Boyfriend Icarus

YOU GUYS SAID THE ANIMAL WORD THAT THE ONE THING IM GOOD AT SO HERE ARE SOME FACTS Peacocks did evolve the way they did for a reason! Their tail feathers are primarily a result of sexual selection however they are also used to intimidate predators! Additionally, their call is commonly mistaken for a woman screaming help :D they are truly biblically accurate horrors! Angler fish are sick as fuck!!!! They can have a MASSIVE sexual dimorphism ratio with the females being 60x longer and 500kx heavier than the males (their mating practices are fascinating btw) HOWEVER in the past 2ish(?) decades we have begun to realize that a lot of species primarily or exclusively swim upside down which is hilarious And finally, jerboa are only 15inches long (in total) at most and are like little kangaroos. They can run up to 15mph and jump 10ft when running at that pace :D they’re silly little guys! The real horrors are orcas which have different languages pod to pod and rip the rudders off of boats! I hate them :)

yvmao
>>129373410

never mind again, edward twilight can live as long as he inspires sibling bonding in the form of mutual dunking

Captain Capybara

Edward Twilight saw everyone’s weak jawlines and made them all start mewing.

violaextract

edward twilight turned everyone from suckers to slurpers in one foul swoop

Le Frog

Edward Twilight had me DYING

Sam

episodes like this make me glad this campaign doesn't have video. condi switching fully into edward mode was horrifying

FYNNER

Fun fact, watching pixels 10 times is 17.5 hours of pure pixel

HEE-HOO!!

Edward twilight makes me wanna kill myself

Amy Waller

Also, this episode was great. Sound design was awesome, and all of the scenes were fucking bangers (made me laugh while grocery shopping, got a lot of weird looks). Some great tension and a lot of off the wall fucking hilarious moments. That said, Grizzly being into Vex's threats was the funniest part of the episode. I respect the honesty dude. Horny on vein.

Avundius Aaablya

my eye unironically started twitching half way through the Twilight mansion scene, he really does have that sort of effect on people huh

Krow

That was hell (/pos)

lovable loser

Every bone in my body is repulsed by edward twilight i want him dead

Goonglab

Anyone else sit there doing the Edward face in the mirror after this?

enbyralsei

spoilers So I am a fiend for the VTM manual, and pulse of the city (the thing that Edward used to make everyone in LA do the weird smolder) is a 9 dot level discipline. 9 dots is an ABSURD AMOUNT. the only generations that are capable of this that exist are 4th and 3rd generation kindred. And 3rd generations are literally how the clans got their names. So Edward is a 4th generation vampire and that is fucking horrifying. for further context, Shilo is 13TH GENERATION. Edward can use TEN blood points in one round. whereas everyone else can use one blood per round. He has a max blood pool of 50. He is terrifyingly powerful. and with how he makes blood bonds like crazy, he is a FORCE to be reckoned with. (all of this to say that this is based on the manual and idk how closely that is being followed so <3)

Quenby

i’m starting to notice a trend with charlie’s villains and it’s that he does like bringing out the drama kids - like we had romeo juliet in ratnarok, now we’ve got vex and edward? both major drama kid vibes. absurd. i love it.

Azo

i love jrwi

Mayday

I genuinely want to know what song Charlie used for Edward Twilight because oh my god that was the cherry on top of it all for me

LooneyRune

I never anticipated Edward trying to rizz up Shilo and I'm just.. fascinated by it I need to study it in a lab

bettytheaarakocra

i love how none of us can actually see the edward twilight face, it’s just a 6th sense that we know exactly what smolder charlie is doing

Flaural

"I saw the face of the devil, and he looked like Adam Sandler" - Amiesel, probably

Sydney

everything about the waylin twins is such a fever dream oh my god

evojelly

I think the song/ whole suckening soundtrack hasn't been released yet.--but I'm pretty sure the song used in the original recording, was "Play With Prey" form vampire the masquerade: Swansong

DeeDeDeeDee

Why is the Edward Twilight apocalypse almost exactly like that one episode of Fairy Tail where everyone turned into Ichiya 😭😭😭😭😭

Yeechee

This is so unhinged and I am so here for it

Jonesy

I want Edward Twilight's head on a stick

ghostieZone

I WANT EDWARD TWILIGHT'S HEAD ON A STICK

Ace Hutson

EDWARD IS PUTTING HIS BLOOD IN THE WATER TO TURN THE FRICKEN KINDREDS CHILL!

Coco

This episode was so unhinged. And I love it. I couldn't stop laughing. Just me playing the episode in my head makes it even more hilarious. I hate but also love Edward twilight.

IGGBERT

This came out on my birthday‼️

MilkLavenderTea

slimecicle gets into our brain and puts the image of this face every time he needs to

Taya

I love how they were set up to be actually horrifying, but the twins have the same vibes as the evil exes in Scott Pilgrim vs the world lmao

grimalkin

Happy birthday-! 🎉

IGGBERT

Thank you‼️

Guitar George

This episode was the bomb brah….its spreading

Vyrion-157

Orcas are cool, they are so evil :3

grimalkin

23:56 holy shit, I can't believe JRWI was able to collab with Helluva Boss, that's HUGE!! for legal reasons, this is a joke-

Alexander Bennett

he did it on stream today and it was exactly what i was already picturing

Creator and Created

Pov me trying to look normal while walking through my college campus and listening to the scene where Shilo wakes up (the students at the crosswalk are glancing at me in concern as my head is in my hands, the oncoming traffic occasionally seeing my looks of misery and pain)

Lucky7s

im fucking CRYING DUDE WHY IS EDWARD LIKE THAT

res_winter

so if vampires don't need to breathe (unless I'm misunderstanding how they work) does that mean Edward Twilight is mouth breathing on purpose?

Flakes

Edward just being here has traumatized me so much no therapy can fix it

lovelycereal

The Edward twilight apocalypse is giving SpongeBob SquarePants movie

mychaela

grizzly having a monster house moment had me on the floor 😭 you can’t just hit me with that kind of slip up AT WORK 💀

Dhakari Jones

SPOILERS BELOW!! Emeasel is starting to feel like a character who wastes the fuck out of my time because everytime he had a moment alone he just fucking kills himself by making the most annoyingly bad decisions he can.

RoboBizness

I join most people in saying i want Edward gone

Starryblue

DEFINITELY NOT AN EPISODE I WAS EXPECTING LMAOOO

Raine

The sound design in Charlie campaigns is always so good and so viscerally frightening, I love it

TheTrendyCactus

Spoilers!! Condi is always rolling stellar on checks that have relatively little impact but the MOMENT he has the chance to one-shot Sam Fisher a major antagonist…

Nicholas Winkler

Best Suckening by far. I am worried it can’t be topped.

aspen wilson

charlie slimecicle and grotesque body and eldritch horror

Crown Clown

I mean it's not really about you tho lol, he just plays him the way he wants to, just like how they all do.

Dhakari Jones

You know what, completely fair. Long as these boys are having fun.

grimalkin

Scooby Dooby Ghoul, Why are you?

Brian Nolan

I actually kinda fucking love emeasel as a character, favorite by far and really hope he gets his main character moments

evejuh_buhh

Vex reminds me of a mix between dr steinman and sander cohen from bioshock

Emily

I don't think Deacon enters a single scene so far without saying "well well well" at the beginning LMAO

Bella Sor

The way Charlie describes the bird reminds me of the song Repeat Stuff. This bird is the type of bird to have fingerprints like no other.

Calron

Well if he keeps on going like this you probably won't have to deal with him for long lmao 😂 he's already gone through about a 3rd of his lives

Calron

Edward trying to wife him up by drugging him is so fucking funny and crazy 😂

Calron

Wait is the video up if so which one i need to see it please please please please please 🙏

LooneyRune

And at the stage where Shilo would just hate him even more.. He's bold 😭 Grizzly's commentary really added to it

bettytheaarakocra

it’s the killer frequency vod!!! 0:5:11 on twitch

Calron

I know right??? But he's so vain he probably couldn't fathom shilo genuinely not liking him lmao 🤣 and then he did it again right after and I was genuinely shocked when Charlie mentioned it.

Calron

Omfg it is exactly what I thought it was 💀. Thanks for giving me access to this haunting information 😊

bettytheaarakocra

of course! it’s my civil duty to traumatize the masses! 😁👍👍

Snacc53

I gotta wonder if we’re gonna get any videos for this other half of the Suckening because GOD I need to see more of these Suckers

Calron

OUR duty as citizens under our lord and savior Edward twilight 🙏

Ark

big fan of zoolander 3

the tittystriders

i swear to god i cant hear edward without having a visceal phyiscsl reaction but in a bad way

P0r0k1ng

man... Edward Twilight sucks.

Mune ^_^

hello everynyan :333

Dawnan

I NEED to see viv and vex

Snacc53

After finishing the episode I realize maybe some things shouldn’t have a visual LMAO but god do I agree

denizenlodge

grizz' voice acting as the guy on the table is CHILLING jesus CHRIST good work man

Hopefully Strange

.... Edward... Fucking... Twilight... (grabs Crucifix, Holy Water, and backs into a corner)

Emily

I just recently started playing myself! Could he have potentially committed diablerie to get to that discipline level as well or would he DEFINITELY have to be a 4th generation kindred?

enbyralsei

When you commit diablerie, you actually lower your generation permanently, so both could be possible! As a side note because you brought up diablerie, the black veins of diablerie can be seen in auras, which would be incredibly interesting if Arthur saw that (unless Edward has has a certain merit that stops it from being visible)

strwbryfemme (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 20:00 came for the sucking. stayed for the labia ghoul.
2024-02-21 07:54

Strangle Mcock

I am on the bus trying not to fucking cackle at the labia thing. That shit was absolute peak comedy

MyoMouthsOff

whoever does the sound design for just roll with it (like the sound effects and stuff) is a genius it sounds so cool

Pandora

Scooby Dooby Ghoul What the fuck are you? Why do you even exist

Nexus_Novice

Ooo, I love evil charlie! He's so scary!

Owen

Duuu Nuuh , * Edward twilight sexy smolder* this show… SUCKS, bruh.

finncharlie

RIGHT i had to listen multiple times it was crazy

brain_dead_dm

Grefgore is such a gillion coded character

Pascal Barkley

Haven’t started it yet but so curious as to what “the labia thing” is

LumenMage

listened to part of this in french class and it was so hard not laughing at the scene with the waylan twins and the creatures

Chai-tea

Edward twilight carries that Jim lion energy

gamabunta

Therapist: Edward Twilight can't hurt you- Edward Twilight: AWHUAHAWHUAHAWHUAH-

Bean Martin

Condi's decision-making as Emizel is so unhinged and I love it xD

Konrad_Mac

Angler fish + long eared jerboa + stingray Man tf..?..

Luna

I was cry laughing the entire episode, Emizel's decision-making was top tier comedy

Ello_There

Appreciation for Grizzly repeating the "I've been disarmed" joke in the fight with Viv- It went under the radar but that shit was so funny XD

WHGamer

I have watched this episode 5 times now it is so good

SewingSeraph

At first I thought “oh the twins are like Herbert West” and then I thought “Ah, no, more like Jared Hopworth” but no I was wrong both times they are Worse

Keira Klyuzheva

I think that’s nearly every time a new campaign drops.

Skeletal King

Trying not to react in school is crazy

Fire Lynn

emizel is so. i get that he can be so fight focused but he can be so stupid. and edward twilight is viscerally uncomfortable i want to kill him so bad. hes both funny and very much not so. anyway vex and viv <333 they're completely bonkers but i love it.

Bean

Vex and Shilo are so queer

Bean

I almost cried laughing multiple times at the fight with vex and viv

Storocrat

the cumpire is totally dracula

Owen

Dude I was listening to Apotheosis in class and they started talking about STDs and it was like that most uncomfortable moment in a class

Leo Riley

Fellow thanners where we at (nice username)

Owen

Bro I’ve been running g the Thandom Alone, good to see a fellow Thanner

Leo Riley

🫡 your a real one

shiloh’s #1 fan fr

what is this goofy ass fight with vex and viv im visualizing the whole thing and im jst laughing

medlarmeadows

my favourite parts of this ep was grizzly losing it at various points when his pc isn't in the scene, like bro could NOT contain himself

ReWoRK

Is nobody gonna talk about how ameezel dressed up like sans undertale

GayPoAO

Deacon has become so comforting for me, he just gives off father energy

tkmarcic

anyone else get velvet and veneer vibes from viv and vex 💀💀

Arianna Bruneau

Viv and Vex are my favourite villains ever. They are so psychotic and funny and I am here for it 😂😂

Effie Trinket

edward twilight had me straight up crying in public

Jorts Storm

1:02:15 AND 1:04:10 I JUST LOVE THESE ENTIRE MOMENTS SO MUCH, PLEASE GRIZZLY AND CHARLIE, DO MORE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE ACTING AND MY SOUL IS ENTIRELY YOURS

Kaios

Condi, fighting for his life in Vex’s lab: I wish I killed this guy instantly Grizz, horny for the villains: ooooooo

Alexic3

The Pulse of The City | The Bruhening #7

Cosmicren

God I love the ghouls, amazing episode Edit: help twilight and silo encounter is making me extremely uncomfortable (I didn’t get to that point until now)

vampteef

“i have something stuck in my labia- WAIT”

Malasangre

There's no camera but it's like Charlie's face is right in front of me every time he plays Edward. I know exactly what face he is making, it's disturbing somehow.