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Pull the Tab - Whataburger Ride Along (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-28 13:01:40
Imported:
2026-06

Content

3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment!

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Pull the Tab - Whataburger Ride Along

3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat

Comments

Buggy52

2,999,999 comments to go!

Roddrick

Cuck chair broke me in the best way.

Doughvakin

2,999,997 comments to go Also just left to listen to that Alec Baldwin voicemail and jfc lol

Isaac R

Salascor was the best character in Superman

Ozempic Rizzler

“You have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don't give a damn that you're twelve years old or eleven years old or that you're a child or that your mother is a thoughtless pain-in-the-ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone. And when I come out there next week, I'm gonna fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue. I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You've made me feel like shit and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. And this crap you pull on me with this goddamned phone situation that you would never dream about doing to your mother, and you do it to me constantly and over and over again. I'm gonna get on a plane or I'm gonna come out there for the day and I'm gonna straighten your ass out when I see you. Do you understand me? I'm gonna really make sure you get it. Gonna get on a plane, gonna turn around, and I'm gonna come home. So you better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me, so I'm gonna let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay?” - Father of the Year

Jacob Hoover

Silascore is my favorite! WAY better than the dog

Zach

fuck this stuff #mjp

Hilnus

#MJP

Robbie

I made this comment hands-free

Joe

This rules

Lia DeKesthler

I did my 3 million comments. Does Eric pull the tab now?