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Food Poll (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-23 20:00:07
Imported:
2026-03
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Poll

Food Poll

  • Burger King Maple Bourbon BBQ Whopper 99
  • Jimmy John's Greek Gyro 229
  • Jack in the Box Hot Mess Meal 422
  • Carl's Jr Western Bacon Chicken Sandwich 113
  • 2026-03-23
  • —2026-03-30
  • 863 votes
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Content

Alright, bugs. Our Heroes are (once again) opening it up to you about where they should eat on an upcoming episode. This is too much power for you but we trust you. Sort of.What do you think Nick will vote for?

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Comments

Trevor Brown

You’d think the hot mess would be worse but the real answer is Mr. John’s attempt at Greek food

Lewis

The hot mess meal fits you all perfectly.

Trevor Brown

You’re incorrect that meal will be “ok”

Zaedik

I feel a certain amount of shame being the first person to vote bk

Austin L

SLOP FOR THE SLOP BOYS !!

Nicholas Maccioli

With a name like Hot Mess Meal you gotta pick it

Kyle Winter

I just love the Jack in the box that's finally said fuck it! Here it is suck it down!

Ronnie GalaxyRay

I bet Nick would vote for Carls Jr so he can say something like that it would taste better if it were a Hardee's

Japheth A. Lavender

Never said it was good. I said we must go back. It’s a pilgrimage.

Ozempic Rizzler

The fact they didn’t spell it Jyro is why I’m not voting for it

Trevor Brown

If our favorite guys don’t I will

Mmmbelissa

I only regret having but one vote

LiquidPoet93

Hot mess meal just for the jokes of the antenna toppers how it looks like a milf and how Nick's into it XD

Jake McCune

Have we, the fans, finally reached a point where we said, "Nah, don't subject yourself to Burger King anymore..."??

Kazekins

That's why I had to vote for it!

Michael

You know its gonna be belp in the bleep

SaroMiedo

These are all terrible oh my gosh. The things Our Heroes do for us bugs.

Katherine

I love a gyro so had to vote for that but I'm sure the jack in the box meal will win

Mel

Jimmy John's or what Nick voted for. Likely twice. Just saying.

Sam

I’m so curious about how badly JJs can make a gyro

Mel

I actually wanted to vote BK but then I remember the regular Whopper is just okay. So I voted Jimmy John's instead.

Mel

Same. If ranked voting was allowed, my choices would have been 1. Jimmy John's, 2. BK, 3... it is just slop food anyway.

Toukozuki

We haven't seen Carls Jr in a while, I know it'll be JitB but I wanna hear some amazing facts about sexually charged ads again.

Emily Hinatsu

75 years of bleep in the bleep? Perfect for the kings

Mike Hunt

Nick will choose Burger King

Lochlan Niven

I want the gyro to win because it’s something different sadly it looks like it won’t

Yo Mama

Aww c'mon it's literally called a hot mess. I gotta vote for that!

Ember Reviews

It's literally called "hot mess" how could we possibly pick anything else?

Amethystine

As soon as I saw the name 'Hot Mess', I knew everyone would go for that. But not me! I want that Gyro!

Buggah

is that american cheese in the bleep in the bleep taco? awesome

Nick Tucker

My thought process on this is as follows: Carl's Jr.: Feels a little too easy. The first Carl's Jr. episode was the Spicy Western Bacon Cheeseburger. I love listening to you guys dunk on their shit, I might even be curious if the chicken is good, but I doubt it. Pass Burger King: Effectively the same logic as Carl's Jr. They have tried Whoppers. They hate it, I hate it, I don't need them to tell me it's bad, I already know it's bad. Burger King episodes always have a great narrative, but I worry that we're risking a Burger King blacklist with that fuck shit looking Whopper and I don't know if that's worth it. Pass. Jimmy John's: Love a gyro, always want to know where to find a tasty gyro. I'm intrigued here. It does feel a little soon since the last Jimmy John's episode, but that's because I just got caught up on a bunch of episodes so I only listened to it a couple weeks ago. Also my opinion doesn't matter here anyway, aside from one vote. Why the fuck are you still reading this? The logic isn't good and it's extremely personal! Stop spying on me. Pass. Jack in the Box: FUCK that shit looks terrible! Eat it! Go in the middle of the night with bed head and a coke hangover! Throw professionalism out the window, Jack in the Box already did!

WutangchickeN

Cmon y'all, first gyro on the podcast

Charles T

Jimmy Johns would find a way to put provolone on a gyro

Tori Williams

Gyro just for the fact that it's strange as hell for Jimmy John LOL

Stephen Cevallos

Why do the percentages only add up to 99%? I noticed this last time and see it here again.

Megan Wheelock

The only sexually charged ads that Eric cares abt are the ones w those two hot guys from Sonic Burger

slothlike

i would choose the gyro. i think nick will go for the sauciest thing though.