Sunday 12th July 2026 (Patreon)

Remember this metallic sort-of-silver bandeau bikini that I wore in the studio a couple of weeks back? Well, I reckon this is another contender for one of 2026's favourite bikinis although, once again, I don't actually seem to be wearing it in the sequence here do I? I am wearing this great animal print kimono which I last wore out in the cottage garden last year and I didn't wear nearly enough back then. But, of course, if you look back on last year's garden shots, I didn't wear very much in the garden did I?

People might assume I'm not very good at this fashion modelling thing as I don't seem to keep the clothes on for long!!! 😂