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Popping a skinny-girl-stout (not a stout) for Jesus. With my neck cranked forward 🙄

Spending today naked-drunk in someone else’s house and their two poodles. Class. Happy Christmas! Have a hot whisky with me today. I’m also drinking that.

I looked up suicide rates to add some snark to my post but we’ll remain at 90% snark today and I’ll share what I read:

“In one such study, suicide rates in England consistently dipped on Christmas and spiked on New Year's Day during the 15-year study period, according to the paper published in June in the Journal of Affective Disorders. The researchers reported an overall peak in springtime, and the highest daily rates were observed on Mondays. An older study reported a similar Christmas Day decline in the U.S., with rates up to 15 percent lower than average on that day.
Findings reported in 2015 in the European Journal of Public Health concur, showing about 25 percent fewer suicides around Christmastime in Austria. Rates there were particularly low on Christmas Eve and remained so until January 1, when the most suicides of any day of the year occurred. The authors also observed higher rates on Mondays and Tuesdays, as well as during the week after Easter.”

- Tori Rodriguez at scientificamerican.com(lol), 2016

password is “quadricep” 

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Roger Nehring

Well that's a mighty purty view out the window there, ma'am. You spin good for being drunk! I would LOVE a hot whiskey or pretty much any fucking alcoholic beverage in the world! Alas, I had to leave my beloved booze 5 years ago. I obsess. Have fun.

Roger Nehring

And looky there! Christmas saves lives! Sorta. Kinda.

Prana Machine

Ah shit, Roger! It’s almost cute self-parenting to lose your alcohol privileges. Glad you know yourself. I need to be good so I can keep mine. Be well :)