Fast Update (Patreon)

Hello stinky,

I have just moved house. We didn’t use a moving company which was a mistake I won’t ever repeat, as a result I am tired and broken; on the first day I fell down a flight of concrete (BAYBEE) stairs and now I can barely walk.

Luckily you don’t need an unbroken ankle for GAMING.

So the plan is record some in bulk, then take a bus to a place where I can upload. Internet in the new place won’t be switched on until mid next week sadly, so I’m stuck with barely usable 3G. Lots of people said ‘just don’t upload’ but it turns out moving house is EXPANSIVE so I will continue to deliver quality* content so my debt to you, generous patron, is fulfilled.

As always - thank you for your patience - we’re in the last stretch of shitty living conditions. No more cold showers, no more leaking bedroom roof, no more police raids on the neighbours at 2am every night, no more mice, or tiny spare bedrooms filled to the brim with mold, just content.

Your patience will be rewarded.

Your pal,

Cool guy Sam

Mr Samuel Streamer

Formerly Roll1D2Games