Blair B*tch Project📹: Crossover with DANDADAN & xxxxxxxxxxx? (Patreon)

🛸We've been obsessed with the crazy UFO & UMA world of DANDADAN, so we're creating a crossover in a special mini story with DM /livestream-like format... 📹✨The twist? YOU get to decide who the main character will be in this poll right here!!https://www.patreon.com/OGSecretSauce/posts/character-poll-165250295

Below is the full transcription of Okarun's dialogue and a little WIP preview of the story, if you are interested in 👽♥🐮

Okarun: Okay Momo, listen carefully because I’ve connected EVERYTHING—

See these cattle disappearances across THESE regions ?

Always the same pattern: no tracks leading away, just this weird animal sound the farmers all swear they’ve never heard before — something quite arousing... almost like a moaning, and witnesses describing a figure with bright red horns moving through the treeline at dusk!

Now if you overlay the missing-cow reports with the old folklore maps of this region you’ll notice they line up almost perfectly.

EXCEPT for this location right here...

In a local farmer’s blog he swears he saw the same red-horned silhouette moving while making this weird moaning sound, which matches the acoustic analysis I did on the muffled audio from the earlier forest stream, and if you slow it down you can hear suspicious sounds like a human saying ‘ahhh yummy’ in between sounds!!

So either we have a classic UMA that’s evolved to understand and mimic human voices, or—and this is the part that keeps me up at night—it’s not a UMA at all but some yokai, which I've never thought would exist in the first place!!

Hmmm... So in conclusion the red-horned monster isn’t just some random forest spirit, it’s a highly adaptive, possibly interdimensional cattle-specialist predator that has actually already infiltrated our documentary footage, accepted internet donations, and demonstrated both supernatural strength and zero shame, which means our entire UFO/UMA club investigation may succeed in accidentally documenting the first confirmed case of a modern UFO monetizing its own beast sounds on livestream ! I NEED more data points before the next full moon or the whole pattern collapses!!

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