Salmonella Diary #1 (Patreon)

hey kelliot nation lovely to see you lovely people

i am here to apologise for the lack of true unmedikelliot bonus episode this week as i couldn't even bloody record a regular kelliot episode because i've been in HELLLLLLL

i have self-diagnosed myself with salmonella but it was probs just food poisoning but it was chicken-borne and i had a fever so its a funnier story if i tell people i had salmonella

the last 5 days were fucked but i am better now and can focus for more than 1 hour without having to lie down for the rest of the day... yay!

we're gonna record a nice new unmedikelliot for you lovely people this week so that'll be with you next week hehe

in the meantime, pls enjoy the new kelliot episode featuring JUST kel because kel is a legend and went ahead and made a kelliot without me. absolute trooper... thank you kel... put a smile on their faces, kel... you hero...

anyway can't wait to talk about salmonella for 2 hours on the next kelliot

love yous