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Jake and Amir write Apartment Scroll (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-30 04:00:08
Imported:
2026-06
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Another improvised scroll...JAI MEEEEEE 💃🏻

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Rachael Celeste

"Go back in time to 2009 and scoop up a mortgage that's.. subprime ;)" line of the absolute episode.

Steven

Y'all should watch hardly working: "desk toys" & "that's the thing," two episodes where Jake & Pat are desk mates and rivals? The classic duo

AlaskanEmily

I actually really want "Jake and Amir: Top 10 ways to SLOW" now

Nick Duckworth

Top ten operations/procedures to have Top 10 charities to donate to. Number 9, and number 1 should be the Amir Blumenfeld foundation for not giving a shit!

Donovan Phillips

Going off of "worker," you could do top ten jobs.

Darion Aronson

I'd love to see Amir going back to some of his side hustles like being a DJ or stock broker.

Joel Hockin

I really want to see one of these become an actual sketch. It's incredible how it just flows out of yall.

ChillDud22

Hi! You guys should watch "Hang up" and "On the Phone", two episodes where Amir acts as though he is on the phone while not really being on the phone.

Lucas

You guys make it look so easy. Hilarious.

Cayce

Jake and Amir write Marxism, where Amir's being a Bernie Bro evolves into full blown communism.

Cupcake

A list video called "pastry" where, as the list goes on, it's Amir slowly revealing that he did something super fucked up at a coffee shop and getting more irrationally pissed off about baristas

Adam Randall

Jake and Amir: Vegetables is a fun idea. Perhaps Amir is recommending eating vegetables to eat less processed foods, then every thing he recommends is either not a vegetable, or things that are otherwise extremely toxic or poisonous e.g. Amir: you know what's good? An elephant's foot. Jake: where are you gonna get elephant meat? and why a foot specifically? Amir: I'm talking about the large radioactive mass that formed under the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant after the 1986 meltdown, ya idiot

Spoondle

This was delightful

Keanu DRAMAFACE

For the pod there should be a segment called “catching up with Amir”. Amir brings a scroll, a commercial, or some scheme he’s been working on (a la the airline pilot that got his wings taken)

Sean Surber

Watch LOLaid japan and Thanks for Donating... Or else!

Nathan Reeser

I feel like Amir would be a huge JoJo Siwa fan

Sean Surber

A Jojo Siwa bow for this Jewish Joe Schmoe makes the hoes say domo arigatō!

Small Golem

And they’re all things that he isn’t getting paid to do, like yelling at small children outside a library or something else inconsiderate yet not fully illegal

Dirt

seriously you guys should do top ten priorities

James Cooke

the scroll eps truly write themselves, all 5 of those would work

Jo.Comics

But do any of these apartments have access to a business center?