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Geoffrey the Dumbass: Zohran (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-17 15:34:25
Edited:
2026-04-05 20:15:28
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2026-02
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What has the mayor done for GEOFF recently? Answer me THAT.

Directed by: Mike Karnell & Jake HurwitzWritten by: Jake Hurwitz & Geoffrey JamesExecutive Producers: Amir Blumenfeld, Jake Hurwitz, Geoffrey JamesDP: Tanner HoffarthPA: Marika BrownleeEditor: Geoffrey James

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Daddy Wombat

This is more than unexpected, it's earned

harper

what the fuck

Pile

OH MY GOD

Rodgnish Jan

Holy shit he heimliched his ass

Kyle S

Cuomo would have let him choke

Spacialjones

Someone tell him to put that thang away. It wasn’t thang hours at that moment.

Brian Kluger

Mamdani saving Geoff’s life might ruin his career. We had a chance to be free

Aryeh Shershow

What the FUCK. This is more than goated.

John Lovell

It's messed up that Jake and Geoff are hanging out. I'd prefer they still act as though they have a country between them

Neila

Zohran is a huge add to the ja studios cinematic universe…. Bond of the week more like bond of the year? Zohbond

Pegah

#sliwamademeanomelette

Soiled Sand

A new Geoffrey the Dumbass? In 2026, the year of our GOURD? It's never been.

Tyler Aldrich

Holy guac, king dork Geoffrey just never learns! He really is a dumbass! Who's this mamdani guy anyways?

AnthonyC

Eggs for mayor? Vote Rick Fox!

James Cappos

Mamdani on that’s funny plz

Dakota Merriken

I love the part where Zohran walks backward for like...a long time

Sana

What the hell

Ashley

I personally can't wait for Zohran to condemn Geoffrey's dumbassery.

Sana

Genuinely why?

Big Hoss

thats REALLY funny

Griffin

We're so VANCE dude

Sana

Literally my mayor

Jay

Incredible work

Conor Drinane

I demand a full explanation of how much Zohran knows about J+A. IS HE A FAN!??

Chase Lee

INSANE! Why did he do this?

Trevor McCormick

needed the mayor to hand him some scallions at the end

Adam

This should be shareable outside patreon...

Ryan

Holy shit

gsinti

Ho... ly... ZOHK! You freakin' hugged the MAYOR! Buh-buh-buh-buh BAAAD.

Michael Jamieson

This is absolutely incredible. This would have been incredible without the cameo. Amazing to have Jake back and this was just a brilliant sketch overall.

Chase Lee

You know what? I asked why before, but remembering how Geoffrey has met and almost merged with his comedy idols, became an ambassador for at least one company, befriend many young and old celebrities of various letter listings, and put his own podcast on a NY digital billboard seemingly without permission, I’m actually impressed by his ambition. I’m not saying he does these things alone all the time. But apparently the right people like/tolerate him. Not bad for a dumbass.

Alex Taveras

I can't believe my mayor was in the same video as Jake and whoever this Zohran guy is.

Griffin H

The original sketch had the mayor of Rye saving Geoff from choking on a marbled rye. Settled for mayor of NYC instead. For real though, amazing work gang!

Damien Maserati

NO WAYYYYYY THIS IS INSANE, bravo on all fronts

Lee

This is what I voted for

IcyT

Impossible - Zohran heimliched that motherfuckin thang out your ass slash gullet? What will this hip young mayor do for me next?

IcyT

And the worst part of the whole bish??? He called Geoff a New Yorker!! I think I can safely speak for the entire state when I say that’s more than a farce - it’s an arse.

Odin Blaine

This is incredible. Gavin next?

Julz

Geoff for vice mayor

Sean Surber

"I got Heimliched by Zohran Mamdani at Coney Island" sounds like an insecure Jake line

Rodgnish Jan

Zohran is sorta geoff’s “what if”, a brown Jordan of REEL change; fishing, instagram or otherwise

Will G

This is great and all but I'm taking Zohran's refusal to end the video by calling Geoff a dumbass as a sign of political cowardice.

Will G

WHO?!

Kandeegang

A Heimlich for this for this shit dick makes the ladies say ick. I threw it back on Zohran… at Coney Island.

PearsonT

Amazing amazing 😂

Decent Jeanist

Fucking excuse me WHAT. HOW. I can't even make a joke this is unreal lol.

Chris Byerly

Don’t mess with the Zohran. Or whatever.

Sabrina

please upload this outside teh paywall i need to share it

Thats Funny

That’s funny that’s funny that’s funny

Odin Blaine

ROSSDALE OBVIOUSLY! Lead singer of the greatest grunge band of all time Bush?!

Santiago Hodge

Not the crossover we expected, but the crossover we needed

mrcool520

I just think that everything Zohran does and has should be mine and I do

KySny

This is the kind of stuff you can do away from Headgum

Lvly

No WAY duuuuudeee

CU

Can’t decide if you were being poignant or stupid…

Chris Byerly

Amir got invited to an Oscar afterparty. He’s connected and cool.

pigpen

Feels illegal

Jordan (Zoom User)

OMG absolutely mythical pull. We need backstory ASAP

Sam

That can’t be right

Sam

Geoff owes the people of new york cash, for this

Specific Tso’s

We open on the College Humor offices in 2010. A rapper/future mayor known then as Young Cardamom nervously approaches the desks of two coy diva’s and announces “Jake and Amir, one day I will do a video with you and also become the mayor of new york!”. Cut to today and only one of those dreams came true because Amir friggin moved. Thanks a lot amir. Could’ve made Zohran’s whole year…

Laura Hurwitz

So much greatness in one sketch...bravo.

JVLN

There's actually NO WAY. I hope you paid Zohran back in Kind, Richard or otherwise

Viv

Do you think mamdani has seen Harold and Kumar 2

Mikolaj B

I can’t believe they got KARNELL

Noemi

It’s a great day to be on the other side of the paywall. #GrassIsMEANerOnTheOtherSide

PogieJoe

Well done hot damn

M Gabay

Bloopers or I’m voting for the omelette

M Gabay

Chew longer New Yorker is my Roman Empire

Jenneryy

That's awesome!

Dcc

sliwa promised me every egg in the world

Chris T

Whoa, check this out: Mayor Mamdani's approval ratings sink to historic lows after he was spotted saving the life of dumbass, 28, who lives in New York *sometimes*.

David Everling

A Heimlich maneuver for this kind of consumer makes the voters go “This guy is ninety times finer than Bloomberg”

Sarah Hunt

did not expect to see mamdani giving the heimlich to a man least deserving of the honor

Jared Blum

Woahhhh Shia the fricken beef

A G

Expecting Elliot from Mr. Robot to walk by in the background.

Austin Crane

There’s no fkn way lmaoooooo

dave

I liked the Zohran part

Jaun Diss

Amir looked different in this one.

Jude Offord

Didn't you guys just recently joke about the posibility of Zohran being the right age to have watched Jake and Amir LOL

Teeg

The captions are wrong lol, it's "chew longer, New Yorker"

Togayther

thats awesome dude

Nikkydean

I kinda think buses should be expensive a lot actually.

Rigo

This is more than fine. It’s good.

gich

Cool hair jake

Jonah Martinez Gracey

A glizzy so fine it can even make Zorhan Shine, I swear on a prayer that this mayor is fair, can he really make this shitty city all fire and litty? I left my bephew, at a birthday bash, yeah a bad nephew

Matt Kagan

I can already tell that Zohran did this because he got to meet Marika

Hank

No way

CRICK FLAIR

I need this Sliwa dude to fry me a green onion

Ryan M. Plosion

Maybe they can help me with this bunion. That's a bad onion. Also I misspelled it.

Sean

Don't just say "it's good"

Jon Silva

Imagine Jake and Amir but it's Zohran and Sliwa

RavensBinch

Don't be glazing me Hurwitz

Ryan VDE

great ep! well shot too keep it up team !

Zarina Munoz

Honestly, I'd vote for him now

Ann

Insane

thiswayjose

That’s funny that’s funny that’s funny

David

Eggs and scallions is pretty normal frankly

Sampson

Choking on a glizzy is a top 3 way to go. Maybe even top 10!

Bingus

ON A TUESDAY. ON A TUESDAY

emily

zomg

Greg Turismo

How do every single video sound and feel exactly the same?

Justin Lee

I'm talking about a Zohran Mom, dani or otherwise

Lucas Campoli

cheers. omelete aux herbes im not sure is that strange

Kendra

no fucking way 😂