ANOTHER ONE (Patreon)

Flawless week on the J&A Studios patreon, that is. A few in a row since the last one of these round-ups, giving Jake, Amir, and Geoff enough time make content for all emotions:

Feeling Turdy? Jake and Amir dropped a fresh If I Were You with a special surprise guest!

Feeling Tardy? Geoff was 20 minutes late to last week's That's Funny recording, which he himself scheduled!

Feeling Zarty? The next one will be on March 20th @ 5pm PT - subscribe or upgrade to the One Days tier to be a part of history!

Feeling Marty? Is he the mystery guest on Segment this week? No, never, but watch Amir find out!

Feeling Tarty? Not recent, but Carl Tart performed so powerfully in a Headgum Patreon era sketch that some in the crew found it hard to focus!

Feeling Tartally in the mood for Jake and Amir's TruTV pilot? This week J&A watched The Finale and agree that it was a pretty fucking good show! Watch them watch Part One, Part Two, and Part Three here, and trust that they'll upload the pilot in full in time!

Still feeling Tardy? Geoff forgot to record the video of this week's That's Funny for the first [redacted] minutes, but does make up for it with a wonderful song for Reilly and Daniel!

Feeling Other? Here's an episode from one of our collections, best I can do!

What else, what else?

Jake and Amir went for a hike, which almost everyone found to be a funny, good time!

And ICYMI, Zohran Mamdani literally saved Geoff from choking to death on a Coney Island linted glizzy! The following is a Harper Report behind the scenes exclusive, a dish best served two weeks past relevancy:

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