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That's Honey - That's Funny - 014 (Patreon)

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2026-04-10 12:00:23
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2026-04

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Ladies and gentlemen: Bees.

Geoff is joined by Amir, Marika, and Grace to be KIND! They discuss Amir’s really really really fucking perfect life and Grace’s Grace, before playing Rolls Royce and 20 Geofftions! Plus, the return of a special guest segment!

» FOLLOW Geoff on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyjames/

» FOLLOW Amir on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amir/

» FOLLOW Marika on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marikaelon/

» FOLLOW Grace on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chorlesborkley/

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Hrishi Venkatesh

20 Geofftions for the fourth week in a row??? Nietzsche was correct about God

doodoonga

no, not even that

Dcc

release the olive cut

Sweater Vest

Best episode of That’s Honey yet!

Jarod With

shoulda done an easter special called That’s Bunny

Ant

That's phoney when??

IcyT

“I’ve listened to you guys” THEN WHY IS THE BACKGROUND FUCKING ORANG RIGHT???

Dev Someshwar

Geoff scamming Marika when she actually got Oysters Kilpatrick is more than fucked up. It's antithetical to the very spirit of That's Honey. This is why I propose we LEGALLY change the show's name, YET AGAIN, to That's Scummy

Sampson

Geoff is dressed like a FedEx employee on a ski trip in Aspen

C

Marika saying "I said that you bitch" has gotta make the soundboard right

ThePryceIsRight

The next audit should have the auditors thinking of their feedback and Geoff has to guess, 20 Geofftions style, for each and every single one of them so we can witness the unraveling of an already threadbare man as he is forced to guess feedback that he in no way wants to hear, but in every way deserves. They can even call it 20 Auditions or something, which I'm sure will in no way be confusing because that word is another word that means something different.

Spooky Spain

I wish Geoff would stop being so vile (Kurt or otherwise)

Specific Tso’s

That’s Always Funny in Philadelphia and before you ask, Joel wasn’t avail

Perry Giambuzzi

Damn i lowkey wanted to hear geoff chawing down on olives

Den

"Unless I'm like screaming at you guys, I don't know what to do"

Shiren

Can someone confirm and/or deny if the bee sfx continue through the whole episode? I have a massive fear of the little fucks and can nay listen to it repeatedly for the better part of an hour.

Griffin

This show never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity

ValidusOne

Shout out Grace for saving us from that vile noise.

Swordmaster of Ginaz

it is played through the whole episode on and off, unfortunately

Damien Maserati

We need some episodes banked, ya batch!! I foresee an episode or mini-series in the future where Geoff brings back old segments that went over well to see if it was a just fluke, maybe even revamp some stinkers to give them a second chance... I mean that's holy right?

doodoonga

i love the rolls royce game. i love all the angry improv games

Mitch Matthews

First episode in That’s Honey herstory where the guests seem to legit want/need dis episode to be over by the halfway point? I expected that kind of poison from That’s Funny, or even That’s Money… but That’s Honey? Where’s the bee-auty in that?

Suo

“You guys are dumb”

Ryan

The Core Four

bobandy

“Shows can be multiple shows at once”

The less active Levi

Remember when he used to say that he was going to put so many things on the soundboard, and never did? I agree, but I think it's a pipe dream unfortunately

Viv

these past several episodes have been indiscernable from one other, despite the new naming system

Natasha Rappazzo

Marika not only do you look gorgeous – you look beautiful

Sana

ceviche was correct about cod. is that anything.

Swordmaster of Ginaz

the same old, tired excuse. "I work really hard on an episode, like an hour (so long, wow!) and it bombs, then throw together an outline and its a hit" A) the "work" is almost always "this thing or the other thing?" or "what about this mangled pun?" B) its your attitude. Just being shitty and yelling at people isn't funny or conducive to improv. I know its a bit, we all know its a bit, but its worn out its welcome Geoff is amazingly funny and talented. I think its time for a new premise, a new effort or direction to this show, cause you have the skill, you have the support, but this is exhausting Anyways, this was all mean of me to say, so I'm sorry. Bye!

Sana

no mention of your wife in why your life is good, amir ?

JP ⚡

it seems like this show just isn't for you.

Swordmaster of Ginaz

I've watched and loved it for years. I think the worst parts of it have gotten worse, and the best parts have faded But yeah, if I'm the minority than great, I do hope everyone enjoys it.

Emmanuel

So are we just done with rice music

AgnesEditsStuff VerySlowly

I felt it faded during the last year of it being the HG pod but now i really really love it again ☺️

Perry Giambuzzi

I knew Grace fucking up Rolls Royce had to be the last straw for Geoff. Could he have been ANY clearer?!?

Perry Giambuzzi

I wanna bee kind but you make it hard a lot.

Lucy McDonald

Need to know what was cut between “I didn’t like this segment” and Geolilah

Tom

#bringbackCHINA

Tom

#bringbackDONAHUE

pigpen

Damn, Amir’s life seems so chill and fulfilling. Why is he still so sour?

Tom

True!

Tom

True!

Sean Surber

I know this isn’t That’s Money but we’re witnessing shrinkflation in realtime folks ep1 59:38 ep2 53:56 ep3 50:27 ep4 50:27 ep5 52:59 ep6 55:32 ep7 56:14 ep8 54:04 ep9 50:57 ep10 53:57 ep11 49:57 ep12 51:26 ep13 50:51 ep14 45:47 :( I yearn for quintuple digit days

Elise

Thats honey thats honey thats honey

Elise

This show(s) only gets funnier. It sucks to be honey rn but you guys seem to need a morale boost a lot

Brian Kluger

Geoff might be the most delusional, insane, and unpleasant human being to ever live. He is getting worse and I fear that my subscription to this Patreon is only enabling his poison aura.

scott

I'm going to gift my friends & family subscriptions to this Patreon -- I'd like it to be known it is entirely due to Amir's performance on this episode of That's Funny/That's Honey/That's Holy (specifically during Rolls Royce)!

Ann

The bees were such bad vibes to start the pod Geoff I’m sorry

Jon Lopez

OK, and what about onealmond.com?

Noah Priebe

I fear Geoff’s days are numbered hosting this show I sense it

Andr the Jandr

I feel like we really missed out on a THAT'S BUNNY easter episode

KySny

Is it getting to be about time to force a 24-hour show on Geoff again? Then every shift into a new "That's (insert word)" he has to do an outfit change

Greg Turismo

I was planning to unsubscribe at episode 300 of the Headgum podcast. And obviously that is impossible now, but this isn’t funny or holy or Headgum anymore. It’s ruining my memories of the funny episodes from my mind. We all know Geoff is great, but he clearly isn’t trying at all. And I agree segments failed because it was impossible. But the Headgum podcast wasn’t Segments. Either way, making a show for 7 years is hard to make good.

Shane Robles

He fully does not want to do this anymore please #freegeoff

James/JR

First episode listening again snce the layoffs and to come back to a casual New Royce....feels like I never even left.

Houston Compton

JUSTICE FOR MARIKA ITS ALL ONE DAMN DISH

Sam Coates

I demand a rice parody yester-FEAR. That's last year but a little bit scared. May I present: Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says (Rice Parody) Turn the heat up Geoffrey says, "Turn the heat up" Burn the rice til its brown (Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo) The chef in the back scald it black, y'all, what's up? Girls, eat your gritties Yeah, I said it eat your gritties Burnt-pot gritty, crispy bitty, pity the fool that can’t scorch it pretty In the midst of the steam, I’m litty. Rice on the flame (Uh) Geoffrey fuckin James, ain't a damn thing changed (Uh) You all up on the range and shit, satiated (Uh-huh) I’m cooking long grain, it’s devastated I accumulate the grain with long-term scald Blackened sacred specks, but still they’re cold You eat bomba 'round the world, I eat sand in the land But when I'm in the street and shit, it's all fine I’ll soon smoke out the room, blacken the grains til they’re ruined Scorch pots, torch grains, feed em to Amir Black spots, no fear, roll it up in a joint If you won’t smoke it til it’s gone, you missin' the point Turn the heat up Geoffrey says, "Turn the heat up" Burn the rice til its brown (Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo) The chef in the back scald it black, y'all, what's up? Girlies, eat your gritties Yeah, I said it eat your gritties Burnt-pot gritty, crispy bitty, pity the fool that can’t scorch it pretty In the midst of the steam, I’m litty. Yo, burning rice? (Yo, burning rice?) scorching specks and searing I wanna speak to the OMS/B GM Ruining rice til it’s blackened, then i’ll eat them I started burning yesterday at 1PM Uh, compromised grains, I see ‘em If you fried up the rice everyday, you will agree I'm The most overcooked, charred, incinerated Slated to be the best, I must confess, the starch made it I’ve been serving rice to all my exes-es Feed them ruined rice and hear them say what’s next-eses When you're cooking grains the pan goes esses-es This is for either or Johnny’s or for Grace-eses Dripping with hoisin, drink it with malt If you’re rice ain’t a scald you’re missing the point Turn the heat up Geoffrey says, "Turn the heat up" Burn the rice til its brown (Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo) The chef in the back scald it black, y'all, what's up? Girls, eat your gritties Yeah, I said it eat your gritties Burnt-pot gritty, crispy bitty, pity the fool that can’t In the midst of the steam, I’m litty. That’s Funny (Get the fuck up) That’s Holy (Get the fuck up) That’s Money (Get the fuck up) That’s Funny (Get the fuck up)

The Master

Jeff should’ve been eating a jar of honey and get some sort of antihistamine poisoning by the end

David Savary

"You're on with Geolilah the best radio host in the fucking local area who doesn't hold anything back and if anything tells people mostly to fucking die" - Geolilah

Tom Graham

“That’s Dumpy” it’s Geoff in his Willy Bedonka outfit

Michael Jamieson

Constraint drives creativity. The Rolls Royce section was incredible. Not only was it funny that there was a student sitting in on the grief meeting, but Geoff choosing who is the Rolls Royce commenter added an extra level of pressure and humour sometimes finding unexpected angles. This podcast is so good. Long may the Honey keep flowing.

Greg Turismo

Geoff can you please stop making non improv people try to do improv without any training and with you yelling at them the entire time? Thanks

Jan Hesters

Gilila had me cry laughing 😂 "Only the best music in the world ..." - proceeds to play no music.

Jan Hesters

Holy fuck this podcast has become sooo good.

Rowan

Leave the olive crunch in next time, Grace. I want to know what you had to endure for this

Nick Blokker

Is Geoff being Earnest when he says good segments bomb sometimes so he might as well just come with bees and a random word? ... or is he being Geoff? It's crazy how much more Amir and others use to riff on the show in the early Headgum episodes. Before Geoff became the TYRANT he is today.

iSaiah Scott

why are we watching this in horrible video quality still? Is your team able to produce 4k? or at least 1080p? I know nothing btw...i am an f-ing troll with valid concerns...is it my internet?

Becket

I think Geoff should join the improv games more

Zachary M

Yeah I see this as well. It feels Geoff has jarred too much of his joy. If you go back and watch the earlier video episodes everyone is having a much better time, I think specifically including Geoff. The whimsy feels gone and we only get glimpses now.

AlaskanEmily

I can't believe it took 14 whole ass episodes to realize the honey of the podcast

ben

Do you guys know about the dingly dangly scarecrow with the flippy floppy hat?

Sean Surber

That happens to me too. It's definitely patreon's fault. Patreon is consistently bad and glitchy for me. Each time I use it I appreciate youtube more and more. I wish there was a quality setting because the quality drops several times during an episode. I know it's patreon's fault because I've downloaded episodes and they are 1080p with no quality drops. I don't know anything about web development but everything about patreon feels very unoptimized, especially the way it loads and streams videos.

Zane Pratt

Tired of new Royce, I want them to play new GEOFF