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Coleslaw (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-07 07:00:16
Imported:
2026-07

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I'm actually REALLY shocked that I'm loving these carboniferous shreds soaked in, I wanna say milk?

CREDITS:Directed by Reilly Anspaugh, Amir Blumenfeld, & Geoffrey JamesWritten by Amir Blumenfeld & Geoffrey JamesProducer: Geoffrey JamesDP: Avi KayeSound Mixer: Jake RobinsonEditor: Geoffrey James

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Owen

The concept of Amir switching the topic off of Jake is like me switching the topic off of Jake and Amir

Owen

I think the text “standing on the Brooklyn bridge right now thinking of jumping text me to stope me playa” would make them talk to you this is forever lunch

Rowan

Getting a $14 salad to go at a fancy restaurant in williamsburg feels exactly like this

Rodney's Rice

Scariest thumbnail I've seen in years

Thickolas

11 am, perfectly fine time for lunch. A smidge early at most. A shade on the premature side, IF that. How dare you, is what I'm trying to say.

David

I’m up at 4:00am with a roiling intestinal tract from some Fourth of July-acquired cyclosporiosis, the likely culprit of which was an unwashed salad mix and what do mine eyes perceive? A coleslaw-based sketch of jorts? How is that fair to me to have?

Chase Lee

People talk shit about coleslaw, but it’s one of my favorite sides and it’s great on almost any bbq sandwich.

Timmy Buckets

The interior of the house this was shot in is the DIE slaw.

Dcc

do you think he had it amir style with a lot/little of salt

David Everling

A whole jaw full of coleslaw Makes this troll-Rod Go “Oh lawd!”

Dev Someshwar

I won't have any more of this slaw slander! It's fine when it's hot AND when it's not, in a bowl OR in a Joel and I tired of spraying otherwise

Ben E

You’re laughing. She keyed his legs and you’re laughing

Carter Waite

Another great episode of Amir and TABLE

jollyjoel

i'm fucking beefing. i'm... i'm sad of myself, i think...

JVLN

"I'm speech impedified to be here eating this cream-logged produce" Instant add to the daily lexicon

Richa W

Absolute gibberish of the highest cole-ander

James/JR

Amir was ON in the first half of this video, incredible stuff

Mikolaj B

Not that big of a fan of coleslaw myself tbh

DNW

No, but hold on, I've thought about mayo opacity before. ... am I ... bad?

DNW

And I have lunch at 11 (when I'm at work). I'm really concerned now.

DNW

righttttt?!

Jackson Morgan

I think he had it Amir style: no salt

Dcc

he has a very inconsistent style

Bingus

God all these people are so hot what the hell

Reginald Excellent

Inverting "she left me high and dry" to "she left me low and wet" is despicable, and I will now think about it every time I hear that phrase.

Rainer Kocsis

It's a CALLBACK! I thought we were gullies man

Jehovah's Banjo · Andrew John Bevolo IV

I know it's a callback but like it's funny because it doesn't really make sense, like a forced reference that I think came up to play off of the cadence of "MEAN TWEET"

Smiththebat

Coleslaw: famously dairy free.

SquidTrashBoi

Mayonnaise is not dairy. It did make it much funnier though

dung beeble

carboniferous dairy paste lmao

Guy Sapire

Do you think they planned this as a sketch or did they just film a regular conversation they were having?

Frans

One thing I really like about Patreon is that I can either watch the video in a tiny format, or in fullscreen. I love that it doesn't give me any options in between.

pigpen

Why are u guys being so weird to Amir?

dung beeble

This one's so fucking funny

Zane Carnie

Really good form from Bloom

PussySandwich

That’s slaw…that’s salad that’s salad

Adam Leavell

Are we sure Reilly and Geoff aren’t just figments of Amir’s imagination?

Josh B

Amir is brilliant 😂

Chernfrog

Or not at ALLLLL

Josh B

This has great Day in the Strife energy

Bryan Burns

then it’s sad they’re still so mean to him, hallucinations born out of self-hatred😞

dung beeble

The ET joke is absolutely destroying me

rj

E.T. foam

Sam

What a mid-episode turn

Matthew Hansen

Imagine not having the foresight to save this content for Slawgust.

Chernfrog

You 3 genuinely cook together, it’s special