HARPER'S BIZARRE (Patreon)

What's been happening on the J&A Studios Patreon for the last 2-3 months?

Thirst and slawmost - COLESLAW! IT'S SLAWGUST!

They're actually the only coleslaw related posts so far, but strap in because slawtumn is just around the corner! Amir is going to lead us all to a land of milk and CABBAGE!

But until then:

Jake and Amir Watch

Jake and Amir revisited their most viral video of all time, Amir's Poke Me song!

Also Vacation, Private Eye, their Fiat Road Trip series, and so much more. See for yourself in the full collection here, and make your demands about what you'd like to see next in any comment section you can find, apropos of nothing!

Vertical Joy

The boys have been putting out beautiful vertical videos in a thrilling array of combinations:

Jake and Amir - Taking in a View Can Be Hard

Amir and Geoff - Guy Who Only Watches TV from 1949, plus Outtakes

Geoff and Jake - nothing recent but remember when they hung out with Zohran? Still crazy after all these months!

That's Funny

Geoff and a sampling of his possessions made a big move across the country, and he still managed to put out a podcast every week! Never👏the👏less 👏 he 👏 per👏sis👏ted! 👏

If you haven't made the jump over the paywall, might I tempt you with a rhyming directory of the episodes you've missed:

To see the girls giving Geoff guff - Sowy Hog

To behold boys being reet tough - Lonely Tylenol (Geoff coerces Amir into doing push-ups on cam!)

If hard cream ice is what you seek - Palm Tree Ralphie

If Geoff's gross eye, you'd like to peek - TikTok @ FoodPorn

To witness Billy Bryk's return - Billy Brym

If Donahue's for whom you yearn - Gerdle

Dripping wet with sopping funk? - That's Funky

Round it out with your fav hunk! - French?

To check out some of the aforementioned guff-giving for yourself, here's a clip! Follow Jake and Amir on Instagram if you want little nuggets of what you're missing behind the paywall.

And while you're following - Reilly is playing horror video games on twitch! Subscribe to twitch.tv/reilecoyote to get in on the action. Some say the scariest part is that Geoff may or not be watching along with you 👻

Seguing nicely into:

Zarties

Zarties are zoom parties with Geoff and Reilly which go unrecorded so as to mimic the ephemerality of life. They happen every month, recent themes have included Reilly's Bridal Shower and Beach Night, and they're a super fun hang!

Subscribe to the One Days tier for $20/month and you can jump right in with the August Zarty, coming later this month!

Also Geoff showed bare, unfiltered foot on an episode of That's Funny recently, I shan't say which one. Easter egg? More like Easter LEG!

And that's it! Hop on board for just $5/month, we have plenty more funny dumb stuff on the horizon, including a sold out live show on the West End for some reason. Things can only get more ridiculous from here!!

Index

A bunch of shortcuts for the Fab Five, in case this is what you came slaw:

Amir - J&A Watch, Coleslaw, Lonely Tylenol, TikTok@FoodPorn, Billy Brym, Gerdle, French?, Taking In A View Can Be Hard, Guy Who Only Watches TV from 1949

Jake - J&A Watch, French?, Taking In A View Can Be Hard

Geoff - Coleslaw, That's Funny, Guy Who Only Watches TV from 1949

Reilly - Coleslaw, Slawgust, That's Funky

Marika - Slawgust, Sowy Hog, Billy Brym, Gerdle