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Jake and Amir watch One Almond & Rapping (Patreon)

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2018-10-15 00:26:10
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In this inaugural episode of our new series, we dissect our first catch phrase ever, and discuss what is it about "one almond" that's just so... perfect.

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Jake and Amir watch One Almond & Rapping

In this inaugural episode of our new series, we dissect our first catch phrase ever, and discuss what is it about "one almond" that's just so... perfect.

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Anonymous

One Almond B- Rapping C-

Anonymous

I’m gonna leave my ratings on all these too

Anonymous

Hey guys, wouldn't mind subs on the actual video you're reviewing :)

Shivangi Singh

I love you guys so much. Never got a chance to contribute to you guys before because I don't live anywhere near your live shows but finally so happy to be a part of something involving you guys. Keep at it <3

Anonymous

Really love this stuff, but kinda wished you guys sat on a couch or something more relaxed. Lookin a bit uncomfortable there boys or its just me

Dylan Forbes

seeegma here--the first video where Amir has long arms is Suggestion Box.

Phr8

The time has come, this is it, the first ever thing I have Patreon'd. I friggen love you guys! To'dah!

Beth

So funny! One Almond has always been a favorite of mine! Can’t wait until you get to baby bjorn and tinder!

Thomas Marra

Commenting to solidify myself as an early adopter of the greatest patreon of all time.

Anonymous

Not able to load the videos on vimeo, any help is appreciated

Anonymous

This is awesome! love getting the behind the scenes perspective!!

Karl Kristiansen

onealmond.com is one of my favorite websites. Only downside is that it's a walnut not an almond

Anonymous
>>16333124

Currently, the videos can only be watched when embedded here on Patreon.

Jack Lloyd

one almond is my favourite video of yours A++

Jared

Really wish they had kept that spanking part in the video. I was cracking up just picturing it

Anonymous

Gun to your head how much would you pay for court side seats at the Yankees!?

Anonymous

Vimeo page isn’t letting me view on my phone :( This Patreon app isn’t very good

Robidou

The "Oh sheesh y'all, t'was a dream" line is akin to MLK's "I have a dream". I think the former inspired the latter, actually. Like I legit think MLK was inspired by Jake and a Queer.

Eli Horn

Wow I'm exited to see where this whole pagreon thing goes

Anonymous

one almond is a legit a+-++

Anonymous

Hey Jake, how'd the feelers turn out?

Anonymous

we deserve so much more than this

Anonymous
>>16337089

Sorry! It is indeed a known issue with the Patreon app that we are trying to get fixed. It's a little annoying for now, but you can still watch the videos on your phone with any mobile web browser at Patreon.com/JA

Monkey Do

In the intro of Jake and Amir Ny vs LA JAke says having us pay for this content is a bad idea. AND YET HERE WE ARE.

Anonymous

Amir just ensuring that he is going to be asked to say "twas a dream" even more now

Joshua Woodcock

One almond has always been one of my favorites so to know there was actually more to it is wild to me. I wish you still had that footage!

Anonymous

One Almond is one of my favourite episodes, glad you guys picked it for the first!

Anonymous

The rapping video is gold. Is it crazy to say I like it better then one almond?

Anonymous

we deserve...so much more than this

ross hill

I'm getting the error "Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here." on Firefox

Greg Truong

How is this fair, how is this legal?

James T

Jake and Amir > Citizen Kane

Anonymous

Should have bought finevideos.com then you could have paid yourselves hundreds and became Filthy Rich.

Anonymous
>>16349250

Sounds like you're trying to play it on Vimeo. The videos can only be played when embedded on Patreon.

Jesse Christiansen

this is the best thing in the world i love you guys haha

Benjamin Harris

I'm so happy that this has happened. Keen for everything to come.

Jared Denney

One of my OG favorite episodes and one of my ALL TIME favorites. God this is shwing-worthy

Rowan Zen Ward

I thought Rapping was judged very harshly! It might be one of my favourites along with "Sarcasm", "Baby Bjorn" and "Grill"

Anonymous

this is fantastic, was really hoping you guys would start this up

Anonymous

Seesh y'all t'was a meme <3

Anonymous

Is anyone else having trouble viewing this? When I click on it, it sends me to a Vimeo page saying the url cannot be found??

Anonymous

Oh no! It’s all their videos....someone help me please

Anonymous

Guys I can’t watch! It’s telling me video could not be found ?

Anonymous
>>16378476

I was having the same problem! I saw in earlier comments that it has something to do with the app, unfortunately—you can still watch on your phone but you have to go to the website instead of the app. 👍🏻

Anonymous

Incredible. I'd love to see some of the other clips you mentioned as you referenced them on screen! So happy about this all

Lucas Blaney

Yes. I want to send this to Chrome cast but can't find it on Vimeo.

Anonymous

Damn, watching Rapping takes me back. I definitely had every rap part memorized and would repeat it way too often in grade 12. Classic

Anonymous

2 of my favourites

Breana Brown

So happy to be here rn I love you two so much!!

Anonymous

onealmond.com is run by you guys?? i thought it was fanmade oh my god i love that that site exists

Anonymous

this shit makes me so happy

Matt Lorenzo

Not sure if this has been said, but Amir had long arms in Suggestion Box.

Anonymous

Hoodie Allen saw this and decided they were in desperate need of coaching.

Anonymous

Amir being a ghost

Parker Lambert

This video is not playing here on vimeo or on the vimeo app. Anyone else having this problem?

Jesse Wallis

It’s been so long since I’ve watched these, a few times I was like”guys, shut up! I’m trying to watch!” I’ll watch them before in the future. :-)

Anonymous

This brings me back. Love every second of these episodes.

Jake B

is there a video of you two pitching this new idea to Sam? might serve as an awesome segue.

Anonymous

I own an "Oh Sheesh Ya'll twas a Dream" shirt and I never know how to explain it to anyone. I just stopped wearing it in public.

Bolo Santosi

Oh man, I'm so happy I decided to cave in and subscribe to this. This is just gold.

Michael Rowland

First, I love this series. A beautifully shot video of you guys analyzing Jake and Amir episodes is something I never expected but it's super fun and fascinating. I love "Rapping." The image of Amir kicking the poor delivery man in the chest is darkly comedic and my friend and I would quote the raps all the time. It's interesting to see what I thought was funny (the weird voices, faces and awful rapping) makes Amir and Jake cringe. Hopefully my taste and theirs will coincide on future "classic" older episodes. Thanks again, guys.

Sasha Marni

Oh sheesh ya'll twas a video

Maarten Krieck

Those stools are hernias waiting to happen

Aaron Carrico

I remember my friend who originally got me into jake and amir told me about rapping before I had ever seen any of your videos. Eventually "Yo, so..." became the way to express thoughts out of nowhere, and cannae became part of our lexicon as well. Good times, simpler times.

John Millevoi

Good to see that they're back working with John and Giancarlo again.

Alyssa Ferry

I say Oh sheesh ya'll all the time. I got excited to show my husband this video so he could understand where it came from... he still doesn't get it bahahahaha! Loving this series! Worth every penny!

Liam R

It sucks to see how much they discredit their earlier videos. I personally think the early ones far outshine anything post-2010.

Rick Dox

Couple things: 1) you both, in my eyes, have an uncanny ability to pull off whatever pattern of facial hair you decide to wear, and 2) you do realize that, at this point, someone would almost certainly buy finebanking.com from you. Maybe not for a sum you could retire on, but still.

Philip Richardson

Rapping is so great, I think you're way to harsh on it! It's A B+ for sure

Anonymous

Well, I'm here now

Anonymous

How did we come up with that line? Oh sheesh yall, twas a dream!

Tanner Larson

i never thought I'd get an alternate ending to this. So great.

Valter Östberg

It's funny, Jake brings up something I hadn't really thought about before. Amir does definitely have a bit of an inconsistency to his character in how he's sometimes rich, connected, and powerful, and sometimes not. Like at times the joke is about him being poor, living on the street almost, can't do his job, and suffering. Then other times it seems as though the joke changes to be about how even though he's this incredibly stupid and evil insane person, he's still successful. And then it is thanks to him being rich, having connections to powerful people, and the unfairness of it all.

Andrew Strupp

I want to see the spanking outtakes...

Wide Dogg Studios

my favourite video was rapping in the earlier days, i watched it all the time. the nostalgia still kills me

Joel T

You guys need to watch the Rick Fox series!

PietroFabian

Is till say "Oh Sheesh Y'all" ALL the time!

Caleb Rhys Te Are

Just about to go through all these J&AwJ&A cant wait!

Christopher Fletcher

"Oh seesh y'all! Twas a dream." is pure legend. No one can convince me otherwise.