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Jake and Amir Watch Ransom & Text Messages (Patreon)

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2018-12-20 08:00:00
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We're back discussing the origins of "Forever Night" and why Amir look's like he's wearing makeup in a video about guns.

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Jake and Amir Watch Ransom & Text Messages

We're back discussing the origins of "Forever Night" and why Amir look's like he's wearing makeup in a video about guns.

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Don Johnson

Wow, a new JAWJA?? You are one wild child of the night. This is forever night. Also, Text Messages is in my top ten list of your episodes. Always cracks me the fuck up.

Jonas

Ranson is also one of my favourites. Jake, stop being such a pussy. There was only one bullet in it. Relax, dude!

Anonymous

both are classics, for sure. Can't wait to see more, especially the insecure jake ones and bozo

Anonymous

Uhhh you might wanna talk to whoever suggested these two videos to watch today, sounds like a cry for help >w>

Jonathan Bush

Really enjoying watching these. I'm excited to see some of the insecure Jake episodes. Most probably my favourites. Good job fellas...p.s. would love another Australia tour... Perth included if we can make that work

Matt Lorenzo

Even the simple videos where you read the script on camera are funny. Love it.

Mikhail Shevchenko

What makes Text Messages a good episode for me is that in addition to Amir acting like a goof, it's a relatable concept to know someone who texts like this, making plans then showing up late, ditching the group at some point during the night and then getting mad etc.

Anonymous
>>18180972

I don’t think he was being a pussy, he’s just a coy little fish.

(Don't) Call Me Angel

Text Messages was one of my favorites back in the day. Even sent those very texts to my friends once back when my vocabulary was sprinkled with Amirisms. In hindsight, that probably annoyed them as much as Amir’s texts annoyed Jake in the video.

Luke

Jake's nervousness when Amir pulls the gun out was acted very well and cracks me up, Todah Hurwitz

Tomas Feeney

Ransom is an amazing episode, love that Amir couldn't find an N or an O in his GuNs and AmmO magazine. Straight A+ IMO.

Anomaly

I love the ending, there was one bullet in it, sue me :D

Clark Russell

You guys have to react to some of the insecure Jake episodes. Corduroy pant and Tinder are 2 of the best episodes you guys ever did.

Anonymous

Ok I’ll admit I fell off on the whole grading the videos on every post but I’ll give ransom A+++ idk if it’s my favorite but it’s definately one of my top5. I love how Amir doesn’t care that he almost killed himself he’s worried about being right about there being a bullet in the gun. Text messages I’ll give C+

PogieJoe

I'm pairing up with Jake's ratings this week.

Sujan Sooriyakumar

can you guys do snack attack? it's one of my favourite videos ever! love the content guys!

Anonymous

do some insecure jake episodes!

Luis Cobb

Idk how to say it without sounding like a dickling sooo .. I think you guys should pause the episode more often. Sometimes you talk while it keeps playing and miss some of my favorite moments/lines/jokes that I would love to hear your thoughts on.

Anthony Cooper

The best part is that Amir couldn't find an n or an o in guNs aNd ammO magazine.

Tyler Drama

Amir’s pausing job was actually pretty ace when watching Ransom.

Aaron Carrico

Unrelated to the episode (good one, btw!) but I would suggest outtakes on the patreon, unless you'd rather share them on the Headgum youtube channel, which I'd also welcome with open arms.

Max

Should do Fired as a patreon reward after so many patreons since it's so long.

Ron Dear

Still love seeing Zark Fukkerberg in the end scroll

MateoGael

What about having Jon and/or Giancarlo comment about their thoughts once in a while? I would love to hear what they have to contribute, having been on the background for most of these!

sk8bit

great stuff

Jeremy Umpleby

Was the gun in Ransom a prop or real?

Anonymous

This episode was much better pausing wise, great job!

Evan Kellough

Ransom reminds me of Dwight Schrute firing a gun in the office

Mark D Davis

'forever night' was definitely for Fired, but they changed the line to 'you are one whiny little child of the night'.

Surya Bhupatiraju

Solid episode -- I'd still love to see a bit more pausing; there were some lines/reactions that would've been great to hear about why they were in the episode. If there could be some brief intro about potentially some pretext to them shooting the episode / what happened during the writing process that led to this), I think that'd be great. I also would much rather see a longer episode than have J&A speak over the episode as its going, because I'd love to hear both :P

Lucas J. Chumley
>>18304487

This is my only critique as well. I know the punchline is coming and would love to see reactions but also want to hear what they’re saying.

Sam Kautz

Much better pausing in this episode.

Anonymous

Great episode! Would love to see ya'll do Hygiene next

juliet

Normal Conversation would be a blast to watch you guys watching it!

Ethan Smyth

Y'all tagged this as an "if i were you" FYI

Robert Goodwin

I love that the gun was pulled back in the "empty" position, but goes off when the gun gets knocked up. I like to think Amir was cocking an empty gun and loaded a bullet last second because it appeared to be empty to get Jake to pull the trigger.

Justin Z

The slide was back on the gun, so in reality it would be impossible for it to fire at all. Not to mention he does pull the slide back like 3 times in that video which is weird. If it had been loaded, a round would have popped out of the top every single time. A little gun knowledge, and Jakey should have had zero worries about the danger of the weapon! The irrational fear of guns Jake expresses is sad to me. Same way "woke"ness is destroying comedy. That being said, Amir ignored just about every fundamental of gun safety. Which I guess makes sense.

Anonymous

Why was the mime episode removed (on another channel?)

Valter Östberg

Stony/steffcomedy also did a song called forever night, I think.