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If I Were You - Episode 19: National Pride (Patreon)

Published:
2019-06-13 07:00:00
Edited:
2026-02-03 22:22:40
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

Just a couple of Golden Mic winners discussing living abroad, relationship goals, and Turdy Awards.

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Comments

Treskatay

I have a golden mic, and YOU... are a troll named Ike!

Tom Graham

What I found a bit distracting was how humble and cool Jake was being. I guess second to that the translucent glasses wearing chipmunk was also a bit distracting. Its just so crazy he's able to host a podcast, furry tail and all.

Regan Shere

Honestly, I was listening, not watching, and found Amir's - for lack of a better term - rampant obsession with the golden mic to be distracting. I'm mean for crying out loud dude, this is a paid episode.

Liam McNamara

quite frankly del cervo I'm cheesed, chuffed and humbled for Jake for taking out the golden mic again this episode

Greg Turismo

This is absolutely unfair. Amir is the talent not just a hack. He's funny and charming and smart and kind and we deserve to vote for him. Jake is a liar and a fool. Not my Golden Mic holder.

Rick Simmons

The only distraction in this episode is the chipmunk with see-through glasses

Jordan Fields

I'm very humbled by the way Jake composed himself in the face of so much scrutiny this episode. I guess this is the world we live in now. A nice, humbled, cheesed Golden Mic winner has to deal with the rantings and ravings of a chipmunk in glasses that are as transparent as his attempt to steal the award for himself! And on a paid episode no less!

PogieJoe

Wow I feel humbled FOR Jake. That's how humble he is.

Denim Dan

Jake is truly the only one who could ever deserve a golden mic, except Ben of course. Amir is a chipmunk in every sense of the word. That should automatically disqualify him from ANY awards, but Jake graciously gifts him the turdy every episode, and for that he should be grateful. We do not deserve Jake. Quite frankly I'm chuffed for him

Mads Aagaard

what a great sarcastic comment!

Karl Kujak

I wish Amir would stop being so obsessed with an award. Just do the podcast, and maybe the hard work will pay off. Its making these hard to listen to knowing that is all he cares about anymore.

Michael Sanders

Golden Mic looks great in frame and the audio sounded way better with the mic on the mic

TokidokiTensai

I do believe there should be a review of all If I Were You episodes to search for a Jake turdy. If found, there will be a public shaming of him, live on the air, on the day.

Turner Tush

Absolutely cheesed by this. Great job jake, grim, eagle, johncarlo you all deserve golden mics

Gregor Davidson

I know this is a paid episode and I hope his Highness Golden Mic winner doesn't look down on me for this but the way he held himself with such grace and tenacity against such scrutiny from this turd burger almost makes me want him to win the golden mic in this episode

Erik Mangano

Can hear the episode better with the extra Mic!

Karl Koch

Let's cut Amir some slack here, the fact that a small wood land rodent has been able to maintain even a slight level of professionalism is extraordinary. I can only imagine what is going through his acorn infested mind after weeks upon weeks of Turdies. Stay humble and cheesed Jake, don't let him drag you down to his level.

Mohamed Mobarak

honestly, the golden mic running joke has been one of the funniest things ever on the pod, I love it.

tryin_gosling

That monologue by jake had me in tears... soy tears for my boy fears!!

Matt Kneiss

The Mic trophy was incredibly distracting... I mean Amir was just obsessed with it. It was BARELY in Jake's frame and legit improved the audio, but Amir just couldn't stop focusing on it. Really took an extra special Golden Mic effort from Jake to counter balance Amir's unabashed Turdy worthy behavior. In fact, I think Jake earned 2 Golden Mics for this one.

Matt Kneiss

Amir thinking Jake could just GIVE him the Golden Mic shows why he has so many Turdys. Jake understands that Golden Mics are EARNED. You don't just get them as a participation ribbon. It takes discipline and hard work.

Sean Thompson

EXCUSE?! You think the Golden Mic is a joke? Do you also think the nobel prize is a joke? The Golden Mic deserves our love not as a goof, but as a God.

Jack Z

Came here to say exactly this. It's probably my favorite bit they've ever done and it kills me every time.

Cam Crain

Legit improved the audio, lol

Tommy Klein

really good stuff from Jake in this episode. hopefully Amir can stop being so obsessed over the golden mic in the future, because that was a really Turdy-worthy episode from him💩

skatestreets.game

I would die to see Amir in a poop-emoji onesie next episode.

Cj Transfield

The mic was annoying as balls, don't do that guys.

Mohamed Mobarak

You are absolutely right..tears of soy for the regret to my cowardliness and disrespect to the golden Mic

Zeke Faust

I look forward to the day when Turdy rises up against his golden overlord. The revolution is coming!

Spoondle

The fact that Amir even implied he might be able to win a GM on a Patreon episode is more than Turdy-worthy in my opinion.

Spoondle

All glasses are see-through. But I agree that the chipmunkly presence hindered my full enjoyment of the episode.

John Galantis

First off, congrats to Jake for winning the Golden Mic. It’s an honor to watch you fly, sir. The mic on the stand not only improved the quality of the video and audio—trust me, I could tell the difference—but it invigorated my soul. What more could motivate me—frankly, a simpleton and a dweeb—to get my life together than seeing a golden-rod golden god show me exactly what being the best can land you? Hard work, patience, humility—nothing distracting about that.

Miles W

But what about the other two people who have one it? Both Ben and Nic Rad thoroughly deserved their golden mics

Thomas Troy

Maybe we give Amir a Golden Mic one of these eps. Only if he really earns it though.

Jamie Elias Karam

Amir should be happy that his friend and colleague is succeeding. And not act like a nasty little diva bitch.

no no

My name? Right, my very very normal name. Golden Mike.

Anthony Samuels

I like the golden mic/turdy discussions, but sometimes they just go on for too long...

popcorncolonel

The only thing distracting in this episode was Amir's obsession with the mic. It would have been totally fine had Jake just held the trophy up, as per usual

Maya Chessen

idk I think the golden mic/turdy material is great and just the content I want from the patreon (as opposed to the longer pod).

elmin

I felt like Jake was attacking me this entire episode

Zanesh Amin

Someone should get Amir a turdy trophy which is just a 💩 with his face on it

Surya Bhupatiraju

I'm gonna say it right now -- Amir gesturing for the Golden Mic near the end of the episode made me absolutely crack up. That one motion alone wins him the Golden Mic in my heart :')

Sean Walsh

I mean I know it's not my place but I'm awarding you the first comment section Turdy for this

Daniel Espina

The Golden Mic on the microphone wasn't distracting at all, and I did notice an instantaneous improvement in audio quality.

Taylor Allen

the golden mic wasn't distracting, i loved it

Alex Kennedy

It's crazy how the golden mic drastically improve's Jake's voice and advice. wow