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If I Were You - Episode 28: Bruised Penis (Patreon)

Published:
2019-10-24 06:59:01
Edited:
2026-02-05 16:16:57
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

In this episode we discuss pizza crust, screen time, and whether or not sex is like Tetris.

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Comments

Ashley Jamieson

Still really hoping and praying for the costumes trilogy next week. Those were some top shelf episodes.

Jaker11

I feel like the weakest dink was a missed opportunity, no?

MMO Fallout

A dry rye for this hungry guy makes Jake ask "why?" Eat it rat style.

D. Alchemist

I think less of Jake now that he discards perfectly good crust smh

Donjewxote

Sad that they knew the bassist from Limp Bizkit off the top of their head

The Master

Jake is dumb of himself now

joshnojoshua

the worst part is that he's actually the guitarrist

joshnojoshua

was fun while it lasted but i obviously have to stop paying for the patreon now that i've heard jake's distaste for some delicious pizza crust

Carmen Camellia

Jake hates crust because he’s from New Haven. As good as NH pizza is, the crust is inedible and always burnt. You’re supposed to throw that shit away

Leah Lawler

This is my all time fav intro