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If I Were You - Episode 36: Happy Ending (Patreon)

Published:
2020-03-12 05:59:01
Edited:
2026-02-05 16:32:34
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

In this episode we discuss sensual massages, Craigslist roommates, and reading your partners text messages.

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William Gatewood

Jakes attitude is strange The reason you confess and don’t lie about it is because you could end up marrying her and having kids And because you don’t care about cheating You will eventually get caught and it won’t just upset everyone It will ruin lives. Entire lives are at stake. It’d be one thing if the guy was like “oh I’m gonna eventually break up with her anyways” But coming clean isn’t about the guy It’s about the innocent girl. It gives her the opportunity to say she’s not going to be treated that way and find someone else who won’t cheat while she is still young and has a shot at happiness. Cause this dude ain’t gonna give her that in the long run. We can all agree there.

Ian

Was having a horrible morning today but I put on your podcast and couldn’t stop laughing. thanks to both of you!

skatestreets.game

The text-reading gf freaking told Bee that the boyfriend "knows what she's doing" so there's no reason it would be weird for Bee to have mentioned it around the boyfriend!?

Matthew

I was sitting around, watching Jake and Amir when I get a call. "NBA is kill" "no"

The Master

Damn that New Zealand guy sucks shit

Spoondle

I think Jake was confusing doodle jump with line rider, a supremely dope computer game I played all throughout my adolescence.

Greg Turismo

This is my favorite patreon episode they've ever done

Quinn

Well she was lying to Bee. She probably didn’t expect him to actually know