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Jake and Amir Watch Stock Market & Mickey (Patreon)

Published:
2020-06-18 06:00:00
Edited:
2026-02-05 22:05:00
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2026-06
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Mickey, my friend! You're the star of today's video Mickey. Do you see the video, Mickey? You don't, Mickey? That's because you're not in the video, Mickey! You were cut for TIME, Mickey!

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Michael Hays

It's been said before but "She knew who did sysops for Maersk?" might be the best joke in all of Jake and Amir

David Everling

Rewatching this for the millionth time and goddamn there’s so many top tier lines, especially that opening exchange after the banana bit “I should’ve seen this coming a mile away with the freaking Nikkei free fall” “Nikkei?” “Ni-KAY?! Yeah, the Tokyo stock market’s crashing so hard it’s gonna take all the yellow tail in the Tsukiji fish market just to put a finger in this dyke!!” Incredible hahaha

Andr the Jandr

Pretty sure you guys looked up the Mærsk headquarters and found out that it's in Copenhagen, Denmark and just labelled it "covenhagen" 😁

Nolan Murphy

Stock Market is probably my favorite J&A ever, so tightly written and ridiculous

Abhi R

Yep. This and Tinder are peak J&A.

Kevin Levy

Please do Meeting Invitation next, unless that's not your style, BRO! (But seriously, more Goni please.)

PurpleBullets

“Ooh Mickey you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Your love taking me higher, higher.”

Doobs

There is no cash mickey, its all a game mickey, a fuckin riddle mickey (oh mickey!)

Lucas Blaney

I thought the intro to Mickey episode was a perfect intro to the format. It felt like what you guys did before but there was a noticeable shift in tone. Defs a B-

Odin Blaine

Best Mickey video is DJ Business! "News flash, Mickey! I press play on Spotify and I faint Mickey! Yeah, I really faint Mickey!"

Evan Satinsky

the stony remix that features Mickey is the best!

Sarimasu

Always having a great time watching these, all these years later finally managed to get a translation, I really appreciate that. Thank you kind sir, good sir.

Tim Richardson

I think about "sys ops for Maersk" daily

bethany

stock market is literally my favorite video of all time simply because she knew who did sys ops for maersk

Grant batista

I was gonna say this too. There might be an ep or two I enjoy more, but when I think of J&A, Stock Market is always the first in my head.

ian

i think that u should watch two amir quick fire ideas ones, poster ideas and get rich quick schemes. would be a good combo

Justin O'Leary

The Sys Ops Maersk joke has got to be one of the top 3 jokes for J&A all-time. Anytime I see a maersk container i crack up just thinking about it

Eric Abrams

this was one of the funniest ones. mickey is my favourite recurring jokes by far!

Jake Larson

Jake said “people liked Mickey” so you guys made more Mickey episodes. How did you judge feedback? Comments? Views? Likes?

Archie S

Stock Market and Couch are my favorite Mickey episodes, and some of my all time favorites as well. Do the rest of the Mickey episodes too! Mickey even has a cameo at the end of the Niece episode (verbally)

Matty

Recommendation! Beeper & Triathlon. In universe it's one long conversation even though the main topics have nothing to do with each other. Also the release dates don't make any sense, it's just chaotic.

Isak Mlonyeni

I love your energies! I have seen all of Jake and Amir, but more than the characters the two of you make up a whole of beautiful energies that provide for very much joy! Stay blessed and may you and all stay with peace!

butterfiolee

If we're doing Mickey episodes, "Couch for Sale" is a must!

Thomas Birch

Stock Market has so many amazing jokes, not the least of all "sys ops for Maersk"

USA Gneiss

I love how in stock market Amir has multiple clients, including Mickey, and has gone on client meetings with at least one of them. I picture a world where Amir planned that he was going to bankrupt Mickey, but had to pull a long-con in becoming a trustworthy broker in order to gain Mickey's trust. Also, once he did that he stopped being a broker altogether, so Hamburger and Lasagna never heard from Amir again.

Kim Moatamedi

I was gonna say if they give stock market anything less than an A+ I’ll be so sad

Liam R

PayPal has been common on eBay since the early 2000s. I don't know anyone that sent product out before receiving a money order.

Patrick R.

Well then you don't know Mickey my friend

Josie Green

So upset they talked over "Oh fuck me in my shrimp dick, here we go!" My favourite line

Matt

Mickey episode with an Insecure Jake cameo on “IOU”