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Jake and Amir Watch Knives & Profile Pic (Patreon)

Published:
2020-11-19 06:59:01
Edited:
2026-02-06 18:31:08
Imported:
2026-06
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In this episode we watch Amir’s inner salesman come out— and it’s not as bloody as we hoped.

Comments

Treskatay

profile pic is A+, I really love Amir's intonation/cadence throughout the episode. he's somehow acting more normal than usual but doing something completely crazy.

Shawn

Knives made me crack tf up

Shawn

these both actually made me lmao

Gumshoe

these are 2 bangers, I suggest watching 'karate' as another knife related video that gets me every time

Mike Whitfield

Fedora and then Club AND THEN girls. Any that are fedora-related

Sam

Blender is hands down the fucking grossest yet funniest thing I’ve watched, and Day After Thanksgiving is a close second for an entirely different reason

Aidan Woodall

Videos and High School both cover Amir’s friends and the Jackass-style videos that they made - classic

Jon Butler

i think you guys should maybe look at multi-parters, like Interpreters, Miami, Girlfriend, Double Date, etc.

Jeremy

Y'all should do Cookies and Candy. Candy seems to just be an updated version of the Cookies.

Abhi R

Grossest is definitely Hygiene.

Cain

Watch "Last Night and Dog". Two amazing videos where Jake narrates things that Amir did off screen.

Steven

Someone make the re-edit with Jake's 2020 vision pls

Thomas Baxter

Just watched it and you're right it holds up

Mikhail Shevchenko

Tiny Wings and Angry Birds are 2 where J&A get into phone games.

Ben Cotton

"...California boy with a chill attitude and a red shirt...HEYYYY."

Valter

I'd like to see you do Mime and Yoga. The theme tying them together is sadness. Amir gets locked out of the office in the cold, cold streets of New York in both.

azurious

Watch Toothbrush and Shaving!

Keanu DRAMAFACE

Bucket list and Resume: pretty old, both on that couch in I think the old office

Lucas Campoli

why was there a 30 second extended version of profile pic. was there a time restriction?

Adam Ricco

You should do Business Card and Grandma: two episodes where Jake is genuinely nice to Amir, even just for a moment

Kevin Kane

Driving Lessons and Traffic are a couple of my favorites and are obviously both shot inside a car!

Lorne Mintz

You guys should watch Instagram and Swag, two episodes where Jake deeply embarrasses Amir.

Jordan Fields

Double Date with Murph and Emily!

PurpsJL

I think one was for the Collegehumor website. Sometimes they did that to encourage traffic to there. They did the same thing with Sick Day part 3.

Lucas Campoli

theres an extended version? never knew

Odin Blaine

Never seen the extended cut before! I love it! JOHN!! Both of these are classics. You guys should watch Girls and Club!

Jake B

A+ for profile pic. Thank you! Finally got a solid grade on one of my favorites.

Samuel Thomson

You should watch 'Taste Test' and 'Blender'. One where Amir can't see, one where he can't hear.

Daniel S

you guys should watch “Storm” and “Snowstorm”. oldies but goldies and there’s the recurring theme of Jake being reluctantly nice to Amir

Daniel S

and there’s no other recurring theme. not even a word in the titles that’s the same... shit.

Max Gray

I think Amnesia would be a great watch. Josh friggin' R is gold in it.

bebebebe

If you want two episodes with a central theme I suggest “Toilet Paper” and “Brown Teepee” two episodes about covering Jake’s desk in toilet paper

Nick Russo

A good two episodes would be "Valentine's Day" and "Fashion Blog" in which Amir admits his middle name is Valerie. Both are great episodes with good subtle jokes. Also Valentine's Day has funny outtakes.

cunk

I would recommend pairing Celebration and Birthday Present together. There's a very fun joke callback that connects the two!

Will

my G's... I am more than floored, I am downright humbled

Valter

Well, maybe "locked" isn't quite accurate. But the rest is right.

Smita Bhoopatiraju

Please watch Lunch Meeting and Lunch. Two of my favorite episodes!

Lukas De Man

I’d love for you to comment on (part of) the Girlfriend series!

iman

Please watch 'Kitchen' and 'Breakfast', they both have food in them! :)

Hannah Christina

Not sure if it's been done yet but would love to see y'all react to Oil Spill & Oil Spill Outtakes!

iman

they already watched grandma a while ago! :)

Garret G

Cousin and Cousins please! The birth of Leeron!

Garret G

Cousin and Cousins please! The birth of Leeron!

Brick

Gotta do a 2 part ep with Murph and Emily on Double Date 1-4. Ya just gotta

James H

double date 1-4

Abigail Duerksen

"Carobville" still makes me laugh out loud to this day. Another stellar upload!

Alex Kingham

Two off-site episodes, one is very Amir-heavy where Jake clearly breaks, one is very Jake-heavy where Amir clearly breaks: The Club & Hotel Room

Laura Stall

School Project and Micah's Facebook? Both having to do with Jake's brother, and Micah was in School Project!

Steven

In "Rock Paper Scissors" Jake injures Amir and they mention it at the very beginning of "Bake Sale."

Adam Rodger

You guys have got to have Sam Reich on for a couple of his episodes, like the one where he's Amir's assistant, or when they play video games together, or when they're looking for Jake's understudy!

Zach Mills

Last night and chugging both involve Amir behaving I appropriately at parties

Archie S

You guys have two episodes called Laundry . One is from February 20, 2012 and the other is from Oct 28, 2014. We can see Amir's interesting laundry skills and amazing one-liners!

Zachary Finch

you guys should do 30 second debate and impersonation, they’re both very unique episodes

Johan Storgaard

“Rock Paper Scissors” and “Celebration” got some insecure/overly-confident Jake action, and has some great Jake-one-liners

Matthew

You guys should watch online shopping and credit card two videos about cash

Max

Wait, im sorry... 5:43 there is 100% a fart noise there that nobody noticed.

Jeremy Gaisford

You should watch Compost and blender - two great eps of amir eating/consuming something terrible

Qreatist

11:00 I think you mean Byron Murphy? *plays air bass*

Brian Schlageter

I'm sure I'm late to the party on on this, but there's a fun amir works as a "paralegal" connection in Headshot and Serial.

Wolfgrimm

Amir screaming John to no one was hilarious

Nedrick Kikuharu

These are two that I still quote all the time.

Alex A

The writing in Knives is great.

Alex A

JOHN!!

Ayush A
>>49331420

my name is byron murphy, socks and shoes on my feet, salad for lunch, i dont think so