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Jake and Amir Watch Breakfast & Breakfast Date (Patreon)

Published:
2021-01-14 06:59:59
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2026-02-06 18:37:50
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This week we discuss the most important videos about the most important meal of the day— BREAKFAST!

Comments

Vizier

Im gonna start saying "what game show?!" And no one will get it.

C

Is it just me or was the line from Amir where he says "6 minutes flat? Nah, 6 minutes bumpy!" not present in breakfast date?

Sherveen Masghati

Just learned from my ENT that I do in fact have a deviated septum about that kind of shit. Best believe I’ll be sprinkling that into conversation frequently

Justin Lee

That's from "Last Day".

Hunter Davidson

you guys should watch Quitting and Last Day

iman

Breakfast is one of my faves :) ! Hope you guys are doing good! Please watch bozo next!

CrozDogs

Breakfast date is genuinely one of my all time favourites! I say "I'm rather glad" and "I'm sorry but I have a deviated septum about that kinda shit" on the reg and nobody understands what I'm talking about! Such a great video!

Abigail Duerksen

Two all time greats!! And I quote the line"duality of man or whatever" way too often

Donail Fanold

Nutrition is still one of my favourites. You should watch it

Anton Harden

These guys have the biggest comedy crush on each other

Alfredo Sanchez

Gum has my favorite delivery on a last line

Joseph Foley

These are awesome, but Trust Fall 2 is my all-time favorite. You should do Trust Fall and Trust Fall 2 or else get Murph to join you and do Birfday and Trust Fall 2 for an "angry Murph" special.

Eric McDonald

You two should watch Commute and Voicemail!

Eric McDonald

Please watch Hurricane Charity and Snowstorm! They’re both weather related.

Zachary Finch

you guys should do 30 second debate and impersonation. two very surreal episodes

mike

This is where they got they idea for Headhum

Abhi R

Any plans on getting a guest star again soon? Would definitely like to see Pat or Murph here!

AJ24

Pleeeeeeease watch the Reddit episodes!

Jonas

'Duality of man' is (most famously) cited from Full Metal Jacket

Martin Mercy

Can you do Standing Desk + Gym, two episodes where Amir gets ripped

Harry B

Amir, are you giving a blow up sex doll a piggy back ride in the background?

Harry B

Also, you should watch Standing Desk and Horoscopes. Two episodes where Jake tells amir to die.

Jonas Christian Hesselberg Pihl

You should absolutely watch Come Again. I really want to know what went through your heads while writing that.

vik

Patronise an independent cafe for your morning coffee rather than Starbucks Jake!

vik

Can you do the Double Date Series with Murph and Emily please. One of their best vids together and now theyre a goddamn power couple. How's that for art imitating wife.

Ben Cotton

Duality of man or whatever

John Mazeika

Breakfast is one of my favorites! The rambling of Amir is great

Joshua Farrow

Whose binder of Magic The Gathering cards is Pat holding?

Valter

Mentioning the episode where Amir tries to find the ace of spades on the Road Trip reminds me of the episodes you guys did in Vegas, in like 2009. Those were so unbelievably funny to me. When Jake teaches Amir how to play blackjack, and when you interview Chris Cooley. Both A+ episodes,

Tobberoth

God, that humming bit is so frickin funny.

Conor Drinane

Watched this while eating my breakfast. Very nice. Would love to see you watch Office Fantasy.

Jake B

breakfast is top ten!, also I'm part owner of a bar/deli in Pittsburgh named Tick Tock. Gotta check out the diner you mentioned.

Maurice Coyote

the "duality of man" is the same format of joke as "nature's promise" from Beeper, but i don't think i've seen any other episodes with that kind of thing

Noam Fleischmann

Yall should watch Record Breaker and Ace and Jocelyn 9 for JAWJA. The punch line in both videos is kind of the same, and they were both made to be shot on camcorders.

Noam Fleischmann

Further more, is there a painting of Amir with a Blowup Doll hanging on his wall?

Dylan Forbes

Idk why they thought Breakfast Date was only a year later. Breakfast is from 2010 and Breakfast Date is from 2013

joe watson

Is anyone else's video very low quality when watching on the patreon app? Is there a fix for this?

Alex Capo

Breakfast date is one of my all time favorites

taylor

these are two of my all time favezies

Manko

Breakfast gets the A+ imo, I forgot what a staple it is. Still need that Karate/Work Out Clothes JAWatch, two fitness-themed episodes with Inception layers.

Tom Quormby

"I have a deviated septum about that kinda shit!" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Breakfast date is an all-time GLASSIC, A++

Rainer Kocsis

If it skips, cry till it's fixed!

Samir Himes

Can you guys please do Cheryl parts 1 and 2? She's my oldest chica!

Sam

You haveeee to re-watch Hygiene and Blender, the two grossest episodes of Jake and Amir I've ever witnessed

Jade Knight

best Birthday present ever

Ethan Romanick

I just became a patron so I'm not sure if you've already done any but I'd love to see you guys watch some Ace and Jocelyn episodes, particularly episodes 5 and 9

Jake Udy

I’m glad you watched these videos. Those are amazing next ones should be J&A Dinner Jokes and J&A Tipping thanks for the shout out.

William Mason

Wow biggest laugh out of Amir since they started this series🤣😂🤣

USA Gneiss

Breakfast date is also one of the first episodes where Amir says he is “something” about that shit (in this case it was deviated septum). And that “something” is not even close to an adjective

dindleton

i think they already watched hygiene with avital.

Matthew Sisler

Love these ones lol the “I’m rathhhher glad” line always kills me

NomadKahn

"I have a deviated septum about that kinda shit" is my favourite J&A line

Lucas Campoli

the outtakes on breakfast are amazing

Lucas Campoli

i felt like breakfast was filmed way earlier, but uploaded much later, with lunch.

Jon Goulet

"Stevenson writes about the duality of human nature – the idea that every single human being has good and evil within them. Stevenson describes how there is a good and an evil side to everyone's personality, but what is important is how you behave and the decisions you make." that's what google has for duality of man

Archie S

Speaking of repetitive names: you guys have two episodes that are both called "Laundry." How have you not watched them yet?

Anthony Mongan

I know Duality of Man from Full Metal Jacket

Kathryn Movsovich

Can you guys please watch the Suggestion Box videos! Or siggestion box!

gpmcgee

I'm crying of me

Luke Teys

Does Amir have a picture of himself and a sex doll on his wall?

Luke Teys

You should do Real Estate and Headset. They both have Amir getting a lot of phone calls.

David Pugh

I want to see the whole photo!

David Pugh

I have a deviated septum about that kind of shit.

Nedrick Kikuharu

Breakfast is still in my top five to this day.

localnomad

The only missed opportunity here was Amir failing the "quiet for 5 minutes" challenge because of the humming noise

Kalle Kristensen

Breakfast date is in the top 10 episodes for me.

Maui

I imagine he just lets out a consistent hum for like 30 seconds then tells Pat to f*** off and loses the challenge and says "I was doing so well" and Jake says "no you weren't."

Keith

When Jake was doing that face in the intro, he looked like the Guy Fawkes mask.