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Jake and Amir Watch Tissue & Scissors (Patreon)

Published:
2021-04-29 05:59:00
Edited:
2026-02-06 18:58:11
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2026-06
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This week we discuss two of our earliest episodes... and pray to god that they age well!

Comments

Vizier

Congrats. Great username btw

Vizier

Its so funny that jakeamir ALWAYS use namefrom their life. Meanwhile ben Schwartz is a god to them for making up gibberish names onnthe spot haha

Treskatay

crayzay in my nayzay.

a star is storm

i am once again humbly asking you - nay, beseeching you - to watch swag & album, 2 episodes in which amir cries and is bad at music. i know it’s not my birthday anymore but if you granted me this this this this this wish i would never need to have a birthday ever again, for my life would be made. Pleaseeee I legit need dis.

Lachlan Hoy

sorry to keep asking but youve gotta check out tinder (maybe vest too?) as a premo insecure jake ep and you HAVE to address the fact that in real estate you both moved into a muffin or i swear ill have you locked in the hague

PurpsJL

I have a couple oldies that relate to each other: Website Ideas, one of the earliest idea videos and New Website, I believe the origin of misspelling Jake's name by Amir. They both involve websites so there's the connetion.

Mark Lum-Hee

Two episodes that are thematically linked are Coma and Wake Up which are probably two of the episodes I laughed hardest at on first watch. Oldies but goodies.

Lachlan Hoy

no rating? how will i know if i like these or not???

Zye

Hi, https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c7DJJ84eBbS6gLG07fKHhHVttXudiK1XOElmPItoSzg/edit#gid=0 I made this spreadsheet for Jake and Amir Watch ideas – it lists most if not all of the videos, but the research isn’t exhaustive or anything. If you go under “Data” in the top tabs (where File and Edit and stuff are) and go to ‘Filter Views’ you’ll see I put a few suggestions for video pairs, as other people have done. You can switch through the filters to see the videos which fall under that category. I think “Amir has at some point said these were his favourite videos in an AMA or somesuch”, “[GTC#1]”, and “Polarizing Videos” are interesting topics. Maybe other people could put their ideas in here too_ Or if it’s easier just to do as you were doing in looking at the Patreon comments, that’s good too, I just figured you know, this way maybe someday you’ll want to put up a survey of which pair of J&As people want to see if user engagement is down (not that that’s so necessary on this platform, but if there’s like a pledger hemorrhage or something). This is the last time I'll post this as not to spam you guys – I hope you guys go for it because I think other fans coming up with “GtCs” would be fun! – Fish Facts

Fancourt

Also ties in to their new dating app Orion! Easy bit of self promotion

Jonas Christian Hesselberg Pihl

You should explore Amir's gay side, by watching Gay Marriage and Come Again. Especially Come Again is one that I really want your thoughts on. What went on in your heads while writing that one? Would you have made that one today?

Kevin Levy

Meeting Invitation. We need more Goni content.

Nicholas Callaghan

You gotta watch vending machine and break a leg, one episode about being thirsty and one about being hungry

CHILLDUDE22

Tissue is a personal fave of mine, another great one is 'Sandwich Email' not sure what to pair it with, maybe 'Darren' another pair of email thread readings

Luke Korff

"Dad" is a great episode that comes post buzz-cut in that same time period

BagOfChips

You guys should watch “The Godfather” episode 😂😂

Michael Fujii

"I would never knowingly hurt you." Jump cut to Amir stabbing Jake.

Luke Polito

"Girls" is due for a watch, maybe paired with "Dinner Jokes" since both are proof that these two should never be allowed inside any establishment. Bad flirting, bad you (but great eps).

David Thomas

An interesting pair of videos would be Voicemail and Vending Machine. Both episodes where you hear Amir, but never see him. Also both episode titles start with the letter V, for what that's worth.

William Mason

You should watch Jake and Amir: Disease and Scared because they are episodes in which Jake uses clever pranks to make Amir look like a fool of himself

David Snawder

Bucket List and Resumé, two of my favorite eps in that room with the couch, both in which Jake helps Amir with something he wrote

Conor Drinane

Office Fantasy is a favourite but I can't think of a good accompanying video, help.

DaveyWavey

Wake Up and Coma. They are both episodes where Amir slams his head into a table and it cracks me up everytime

Gavin The Goose

Bless You and Good Cop, Bad Cop. In both, Amir loses his fucking mind and commits assault in a very cinematic way.

Evan Satinsky

two ideas videos! like poster or painting or game ideas maybe

ben

legendary

ben

crazay in my nazay is in my lexicon, for sure. whenever my sinuses act up (literally always) i talk about how crazay my nazay issssssss

Tim L

One of the videos that got me into Jake and Amir... I converted this one to an mp3 and downloaded it to my mp3 player

Samir Himes

Cheryl pt 1 & 2 with Allison PLEASE

Paul R Schmitz

shoutout to KEYS. i dont drop shit, i dont pick shit up

Kevin Kapoor

Bread and Pizza, I'll say it every week! Quotes, food, chalk... wanna know how I loved it? The proof is in the smile!

Chris Forgash

I would love to see a Double Date watch along if Murph and Emily are available

Matty

Dipshit!

Brandon Wallroff

"Horoscopes" is the perfect episode. The writing is amazing. Along the same lines is "Feminist"; both are more recent videos, but both are absolute classics in my book.

Spin Elemayo

Gay Marriage and Feminist would be a good 'let's hope this ages well' double feature.

Alaini Wagner

Thai menu. I love that episode so much, it's one of my favorite "amir is obsessed w/ jake" episodes

Lorne Mintz

You should watch Instagram and Facebook privacy

Taylor North

Call up Rick Fox and Zoom him in on his tetralogy!!

P

I would love to see Mugging and Scared. Episodes with good emotional acting.

Abby

JA Watch rec: Set me up. Quite quotable.

Italian Seasoning

Ping Pong and Tiny Wings: two eps where Amir is better than Jake at a game and Jake is all pissed or whatever

Emmanuel

You think you guys will ever watch fired?

Jordan + Cinewhirl

'Video Letter to Mom' and 'Aunt' would be good to see together. 3 years apart, early looks at Amir's family life

Moose

Song of you and Album. Both Amir’s forays in music

Leo

Spanish Teacher Prank and Staycation Part 2: two episodes where Amir speaks offensively bad spanish.

Moose

Facts

Ben Murphy

You need to watch Itinerary. Rare setting which is cool. Also a perfect example of Amir's total lack of social skills/sanity.

Abigail Duerksen

Crazy in my Nazy is absolutely a turn of phrase I adopted all those years ago and use to this day.

Josie Green

Notified! Amir's ox face gets me every time

Elliott Powell

Please do Trust Fall 2 and Birfday soon. Two of my favourites with Amir calling Murph for help.

Jordan Somani

Rick fox series! you gotta learn how to be runny man

Jackson StalkerWilde

New Shirt and Homeland would be a good pair, they feel like spiritual sequels to each other

Henry V

Please watch the episode "church" if only for amir dancing to blink 182 at the end.

Carver

Great ep as always! Would love to see on the episode "Girls" where you're both at a bar.

Jordan Fields

Rosie's Appointments and CEO are two episodes where Amir convinces somebody to reveal very personal information

Nick V

Please watch Cheryl 1 & 2 PLEASE!! get liquid!

Neal Chauhan

I literally just paid for this patron just to see if it was really special effects. I can't believe it's real

Ben

mugging and amnesia deserve the jawja treatment!!!

Brian Kluger

Watch Cincinnati and Traffic! Two great car episodes, and two of my personal favorites

Sawyer Chism

you guys should watch bucketlist. It's one of my favorite episodes and I believe there's also a good outtakes reel to go with it

ily Polo G

hey jake hey amir you guys should do birfday and trust fall 2 just a siggestion i put it in the box

Nick Russo

Last Night is one of the best “Jake narrates” episodes + Fashion Blog is a funny look into Amir’s character (also the introduction of his middle name being “Valerie”?)

Matias Rebagliati

Unknowingly I did shave my head after the second vaccine! XD

Small Golem

Oh god I remember Flip cameras, my first little sketches were made on those! Here I am years later, just having graduated with a degree in television, genuinely missing working on "films" at summer programs using Flip cameras