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Next Jake and Amir... (Patreon)

Published:
2021-09-20 19:15:10
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

Next Jake and Amir...

  • NFT's 744
  • Shoe Scroll 969
  • 2021-09-20
  • 1713 votes
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Content

We are torn on which J&A to post next... So we figure you all could decide!

Comments

James Rush

NFTs are temporary, scrolls are forever

will simon

send me both and I’ll decide

Myles

NFT’s. More topical. Scrolls are timeless.

Thomas Friedlander

Those both sound ridinky donky but I gotta go shoe scroll unless Geoff is in NFTs

Tom Quormby

My heart has been empty without new scroll content

Noah

NFT says my pixeldoge

J&A Studios

Also, thoughts on releasing on Patreon first?

Louie Lopez

You had me at “scroll”…. Ass.

Aryeh Shershow

This is like the time I had to go to court and decide whether I wanted to live with my mom or my dad

Owen

A shoe scroll for this old troll make the ladies say “I’m on a roll.” I breastfed my dog. At a charity gala

Colebeep!! (🐀👑)

There is something about the rhythm in your scroll videos that I just find irresistible

Arthur Hall

Top 10 shoes to steal by Amir Shal-Habibi III.

SpookyDaddy

A scroll video? Be still my beating fart. 😭😭😭

Drew S

We get it a week early, maybe?

Aryeh Shershow

Not really elitist just to release it a week early on the patreon. Everyone else still gets it, it’s just a small incentive to support artists directly if you can

Kayla Patton

Please! I want the points, I need the miles and I could really use the trip

Aryeh Shershow

By that logic why shouldn’t they release all their patreon videos to YouTube?

Ricky Stevens

NFT? More like I need to pee. Post this one first or I’m legit going to piss my jeans.

Tim

Picture this. An NFT of Ja Morrant slamming it home really... REALLY FORCEFULLY ACTUALLY.

Nathan Lax

Release it on YouTube a week early.

Sam Schilling

A scroll 'sode for this droll toad makes the ladies drop their load.

Tyler Drama

these new NFT things are ridinky donky!

janniks

I read this as: should we make J&A NFTs or a video about scrolls?

Matteo Müller

I gotta have one! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bad!

Sam Kirkendall

A stylish shoe for this skinny Jew makes the ladies spew. I tongue kissed my uncle. At a homeless shelter.

Nick Russo

Amir buys the most expensive NFT, then later reveals to Jake that he purchased it with his information. Calls start coming thru to Jake's phone.

Nylle (Nile)

Have Rosie break Amir’s nose again with a shoe that’s on the scroll

Kenshow Large

A: Number 10! Shut your mouth, Glen - J: You don't know a Glen. A: - I wanna slap these two pairs, on on my two toes! Yes! A pair of shoes is what I propose! J: Do you think you wear shoes just on your toes? A: Numero NINE. That'll do just FINEE. J: Wait, you only have two toes? A: My toes are like hot candles, in my cheap pair of sandals! J: Do you know what shoes are? Sandals don't cover your toes, how can they be warm? A: I'm at the BEACH.... BEACH (trying to sound like bitch) J: Uncalled for. Why do the sandals have to be cheap too? You could have left that part out and it would have been fine. A: Wearing SOCKS. J: What? At the beach? Poor life choices, dude. A: Number. BEIGHT. Is this fate? J: Eight would have rhymed. A: My toes are cold, bold, and.. sold! Thats right, my two little feet puppies - J: So you know what feet are. A: - are up for adoption, much like my cousin. Huh? J: Are you questioning your own list? A: He couldn't afford any shoes, so he's selling his house to able to scrape by on the street. Quite literally, his feet are scraping badly, he's had to wear his old pair of sandals to avoid them getting so bad that he had to crawl. J: How much do you think shoes cost? Selling his house?! Thats insane! And he has a pair of sandals? Why did he have to sell his house if he has something to put on his feet in the first place? A: They're an OLD pair..... J: AND? A: He wanted some freakin Nikes my dude! He had to throw out his Addidas and Reeboks because they didn't get him that tiktok clout. J: Insane. Just insane. He clearly had shoes already, he didn't have to sell his house. Hell, if he's your cousin then why can't you buy him a pair? A: Number Seven. He went to heaven. J: Oh my god... A: He got so cold in the winter after selling his house he make it through the winter. It's a shame he didn't have any socks to help keep his two toes warm.

Maurice Coyote

It would be a nice perk. A lot of creators do this

Maurice Coyote

I'm guessing NFTs would be a Mickey episode?

Bunka

Scroll videos will always be relevant but NFTs might be like me on a Sunday Church visit and BUST Which is why I say NFT while they are still hot

cudikid

NFTs, get them while they're NOT!

Amooseinaboosh

A phat kick for this pickle rick makes the honeys thick. SICK.

Ricky Stevens

Post the scripts here first. The Patreon members more than deserve the exclusive rights to make a film adaptation. Or not.

PurpsJL

I just want to see a Jake and Amir X Geoffrey the Dumbass episode at some point. Where Geoff and Riley some how travel to the Jake and Amir dimension (assuming they are indeed in different worlds) and meet the Jake and Amir we all know and love but Riley and Geoff have never met before. It would probably be a special like Fired though in all honesty but it would still be an awesome idea.

Kalle Kristensen

WE WANT SCROLL WE WANT SCROLL WE WANT SCROLL

Jonathan Arvidsson

How ’bout you give us both? I have two eyes, hence I need two clips to fill my sticky Kindle screen with. Todah window. Todah wall. Todah sweat drops down my balls.

Zoomers.xyz

How is a Patreon not elitist at all? Why is anything posted here then? That argument by Thomas Friedlander doesn’t make sense unless this whole Patreon stops posting things

Zoomers.xyz

Geoffrey and/or Reilly should become semi regulars on J & A. Get them on! Geoffrey can write too

Zoomers.xyz

Don’t care how. I want Geoffrey and Riley on some eps!

Archie S

Love those scroll episodes!

Ricky Stevens

Bad script? Nah, bad YOUSE of time. For real though, how much for the film rights?

Kenshow Large

Excuse you. Absolutely excuse you. Just for that, one almond. That seems fair.

Joe

Off topic but I would genuinely go up a tier on Patreon to watch the podcast as well as listen to it.

LevitatingWench

I swear if they got Pat to guest for the NFTs episode I'm gonna lose my clit