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Jake and Amir Watch Rock Paper Scissors & Push-Up Contest (Patreon)

Published:
2021-09-23 06:00:00
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2026-02-06 22:02:23
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This week we are watching two of our most competitive episodes. Can't lose, won't lose.

Comments

Treskatay

you are only saying that because your pfp is PUSHeen

Scott Goldin

Gone for a minute but I’m back now, first

butterfiolee

The Push Up Contest has finally arrived!

Dan Rice

Hey. Hey. What about Jake and Amir watch “Stuck 3: Elevator” aka...AKA my personal 127 hours

Lorne Mintz

You guys should watch Instagram and Facebook Privacy, two videos where Amir is paranoid over Mark Zuckerburg.

Michael Arboleda

Bake Sale (has a broken rib reference to Rock Paper Scissor) and Charity. Both are “charity” related episodes.

Dan M

Thoughts & Bathroom Break, both toilet based episodes

Dan

As someone mentioned above "Bake Sale" is a minor sequel to Rock Paper Scissor (and is also a really funny episode, you guys should definitely watch it, DONT SKIP THE AFTER CREDITS SCENE)

PurpsJL

I have returned to comment on New Website and Website Ideas.

Kevin Levy

My weekly suggestion of Blowing Up and Meeting Invitation, which are both phone based episodes.

LevitatingWench

I'd like to throw into the ring "Fedora" and "Opposite Day," two episodes where Jake has some incriminating footage of Amir on his phone :)

Zachary Vinson

Pictionary and BFF 2 episodes where Jake realizes he and Amir are friends

JackF

The earliest insecure Jake episode is Kite! Which you guys already rewatched

JackF

Yeah but, in retrospect, everyone should have been as paranoid as Amir was back in those episodes

Adam

You guys should watch Real Estate and Credit Card, two episodes showcasing Amir's bad finances/living situation.

Sonsa

Oh my gosh, aah! It was so neat to hear the new tidbits, and that bit about everyone ignoring Amir even when he's just trying to be sweet and positive was so good. And the joke about Amir moving closer so Jake would have to kiss him, I laughed a bunch! Sorry that last part seemed to catch yall by surprise...! But yeah, great job yall!

BG4848

Please do Amnesia and Jordan as both episodes end with Jake hitting Amir with a coffee mug lol

Kevin Kapoor

Album and Song of You are two videos where Amir makes great music!

J-Bru

"Song" and "bowling for soup" so we can all rock out again

Luke Polito

Compost and Trust Fall 2 a pair of eps for me and you, Where Amir can't take the abuse like a scared little goose and Murph comes to the rescue.

Pete Estes

Having a J&A super fan interview J&A would be awesome! He/She will ask questions we all vote on or always wanted to know, plus do trivia on who knows more, Jake or Amir. Love it

Noah Berdowski

wow yes i second this, both are classics!

Ian Musa

Headset & Cologne. I am not creative enough to identify a thematic link...just very fond of these two episodes.

Andre Andre

I'm requesting you to watch Understudy and Secretary. Both have Sam Reich working for Amir.

lanzeki

Fun fact, the episode after this (Bake Sale, which they just posted to their tiktok - coincidence ??) starts with Jake asking about what the doctor said about Amir’s rib and ends with Jake hitting him AGAIN and you hear a distinct cracking sound. Then Pat talks to his mom on the phone for longer than the whole bake sale episode (I could listen to pat riff for an hour though)

PietroFabian

I would love to see Jake and Amir: Explanation! It still lives on in my friend group for it's insane quotability!

Archie S

You should do Jake and Amir: Treats and Jake and Amir: Trick or Treat. 'Twould be a treat!

Chase Dieckhoner

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch some Amir pitch videos! Business Ideas and Movie Pitches, furhaps?

Charles

I would've given the second one more for the way it makes you feel a little bad for Amir at the start before displaying exactly why no one pays him any attention.

Dylan Forbes

yeah and they already talked about it as the earliest insecure Jake episode... I cry every time they forget this

Derc

If you want stabbing and a belated apology, theres Jake and Amir Karate and the late follow up Jake and Amir Gum

Spoondle

Can you guys please do Time Saver? It's one of your best eps for sure. Probably pair well with App Ideas which is also great and they both involve Amir 's wiping difficulties.

Alex Walls

Karate is the best episode ^ But for old ones, Video Brainstorm and Vending Machine are pretty good

CarlL

You guys should watch Album and Headshots, two episodes where Amir spent like, a bad amount of money on something!

Alex Walls

changed my mind, Vending Machine and Prom 💯

AJ24

Reddit pt 1 & 2 PLEEEEEASE

MyOnlyAlias

absolutely would love for Trust Fall 2 to get done. classic Murph episode!

Noam Fleischmann

You should watch Lottery and Swag. Both are connected by a P Diddy song.

Lucas Campoli

not addressed is jake opening the bottle

Dan Rice

Did I write “Stuck 3: Elevator?” Damn Daniel my bad

Tristan Turigan

I had never seen the push up contest, that was a special one for sure

Kendll Coopee

for gods shake watch cheryl 1 & 2

Mark

Reddit and Real Estate are more than deserved, they’re earned

Curtain Call

How do I apply for the historian position?

Ryan Healy

You guys should do Credit Card and Online Shopping. Both of them are quick cuts, take place in the same room, and feature Amir doing insane stuff on a device while Jake comments.

Jonathan Bush

I would suggest 'Drawer' and 'Coma', two eps of amirs head hitting knockouts from 2009.

elle holloway

I feel like people never mention this series of episodes, but Interpreters. 2 & 3 are especially hilarious.

Charles Zhang

Earliest insecure Jake episode is the one where Amir is editing a CH video and Jake keeps interrupting, saying shit like 'look at your face in that shot' and thinking the joke was that 'Torn is gay'. Not technically "insecure" Jake, but definitely his first departure from playing the straight man and also being obnoxious asf.

Jonathan Bush

as a second suggestion, 'Dare' and 'Truth and Dare', two as you can imagine dare themed episodes

Lachlan Hoy

first PROPER insecure jake is screen name im p sure

Alex Capo

Can you do FIAT presents Road Trip 1 and Road trip 2. Both FIAT related episodes

Zack Conrad

I would love to see Dating Service and Economic Crisis if you haven’t done them already. 2 eps seated at the same desk where Jake is genuinely trying to help Amir.

J&A Studios

Thinking about it again though, I feel like Kite is the Before Current Era of Jake and Amir and doesn't necessarily count. It's a whisper of the character to come. - Jake

Maya Chessen

I would love to see you guys watch Airline Scam and New Couch - two episodes where Amir is running some kind of scheme/scam

J&A Studios

Really loved the clip Amir found for TikTok and I am 100% into rewatching this one next.

cudikid

Choking and Moment of Silence, two episodes were Amir is pretty much the only one talking

Ulfenaar

"Kite" and "Editing" are probably the earliest episodes where Jake isn't straight-maning it.

Dan Neesham

So are we to understand that the early Vimeo-based, free time, side-project videos are not canon? 👀 Groundbreaking news…!

Joj

'Fashion Blog' and 'One Almond' are both about websites created by amir that still exist in reality today

Xuul

Ill ask forever until it is done opposite day and ground rules are seriosuly worth watching together

Bradley McHugh

You should watch Brown Teepee and Toilet Paper. 2 episodes in which Jake is a victim of a Teepee prank

Caitlin Allaway

How ‘bout “Coupon” and “Birfday”, two episodes about…coupons.

Mark Berke

A so called epic celebutant / wager themed episode would be Oscar Pool 1 and Oscar Pool 2!

Marco

Hotel Room & Lights Out

Taylor Price

Should watch Song of you and Album. Two musical episodes

Tobias

Hospital and finale part 6. Two self-mutilating episodes

Jarrad Cavalot

You want older and bader videos? Try Fashion Tips and Blowing Up

Archie S

If you really want some old videos, watch New Apartment and Micah. Two episodes that show how close Amir feels to Jake

Jonathan Bush

I misremembered, no head knockout in drawer, two eps of amir bashing into furniture we should say instead

Abbott Pinkerton

Headset and Trouble. Two episodes where Amir's extracurricular activities have gotten Jake in bad situations.

Ricky Stevens

Dan rice has gone from hero of the quarantine live streams to an absolute villain of himself.

Jake Ohara

"Prom" and Auto "Tune the News", Absolutely nothing to do with each other just random episodes around the same time

Dan Rice

There was a fair amount of foreshadowing that I was a pos in those live streams.

Dan Rice

Jokes on them, I give them cash to make fun of “Stuck 3: Elevator.” It’s all good because it all green. It’s that guap shit that makes rappers hoes go da an na, na na na na

Ricky Stevens

I do understand from, their perspective, how harping on this is annoying. But you are doing it in jest. I do not understand deleting comments and threatening to block you. Do you think Amir says damn Daniel all the time because he thinks it’s a hilarious line? No, he’s poking fun at how dumb it is. I see this as a very similar situation, except it’s personal because they made the thing that is being joked about.

Patrick A

Hotel Room and Lights Out! Two videos that take place in a hotel room

joshnojoshua

rock paper scissors is one of those A tier eps that not many people talk about, i love it so much

Archie S

The sheer amount of shame on your faces while you watched Amir's diatribe in Push-Up Contest made me crack up more than anything lol

Metawe

Push up is an easy A you guys could not be more than wrong