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Dental Tales (Patreon)

Published:
2022-01-13 08:01:03
Edited:
2026-02-06 22:14:36
Imported:
2026-06

Content

We take a break from our regularly scheduled content to talk teeth. We both went to the dentist at the same time on the same day, and had to discuss our different eventful trips. 

You gotta understand this was a big freakin' deal.

Comments

Treskatay

I went to the dentist today and she simply recoiled in horror for 13 minutes. I timed it on my phone. Afterwards she, according to the front office, said "I quit" while walking out, and was never seen again by anyone. She didn't even take any of her stuff with her from the office. And when I said by anyone I mean it, her family said they haven't seen her either. She's presumably been hiding in some rural town, afraid that my hellish maw might somehow find her I guess.

Montblanc Centurio

As an actual dentist watching this, I am so sorry for the experiences you both received. Those are two kinds of experiences I go to great lengths to avoid my patients experiencing. We're not all like this. 😩

Magnus Andersson

Watching this in the morning. Halfway through I had to stop to go and brush my teeth.

Rhys

so i'm paying 5 dollars for this huh?

Rhys

just so you know the last time I went to the dentist he had no notes for me and just told me to keep doing whatever I was doing.

Rhys

by the way I don't waterpik or floss every day and my teeth are perfect according to my dentist.

Rhys

I'm better than both of you is what i'm saying

Mason Schraufnagel

I would love to see you both in grills for next week. But more seriously, how about bike chat? I loved that segment on the pod this week. And it could be a step closer to Jake's dream of becoming Car Talk.

Adam Herl

Personal trainer could be fun

NickyCrunch

Hey Riddle Riddle on their patreon just talked about that they should go to some kind of doctor as one of their episodes so this is hilariously well timed

Daniel Drury

You guys should get physicals next. Wanna hear amirs take on the cough and turn

Hammer

Do a Turkish bath!

Lucas Campoli

so odd. you guys always talk about something i am dealing with in the same week. vodka and dentists are two examples

Connor

You should both get a colonoscopy

Sean L Byrne

Both of you go get botox. Fatten the lips or some shit.

Nofro

Both get acupuncture

Richard Spencer

When an episode starts "So here's the vibe I was getting from my hygienist" you know it's money well spent and/or even harder to explain to people than The Headgum Podcast

Lord Mongrel

But should we be going inside out with the water pick??

Montblanc Centurio

Lol I don't even think a water pik is necessary tbh. That being said, yes but that hygienist was definitely nitpicking.

Yoni Revizada

This is wild, watching this video the day after going to the dentist…😳

Abe

The reason they cut the top part off of the wisdom tooth is because if they take the whole thing out the root can hit the nerve there and paralyze your jaw. They cut it off for me but it didn’t cost extra or anything.

Josef Oliver

I don't believe in the dentist, it's all a con. Just brush your teeth and you'll be fine. They're charlatans trying to pinch every penny out of you they can. Keep your dental insurance and if a serious issue arises with your teeth you can go to them for surgery or whatever you need, but none of this "regular checkup" bullshit. If they spotted a developing issue they would 100% ignore it until it got worse so they could charge you more money anyway. Confirmed by my friends mom who used to work at a dentist and left because the business practices were too immoral for her to handle.

Rowan Zen Ward

Great new series idea, guys. Cannot wait to see the one where you discuss your synchronised prostate exams!

Kinsey Gleason

two vasectomies same time convo would be great

PlayPi Games

Was it just me or was it painfully obvious Amir got taken on the antibacterial powder? She cut his gums and said why not spend 150 bucks while Im at it?

Doobs

you should both have eye tests, its important to keep up with your eyes, even after having surgery, if you feel like a less stressful idea maybe have one of those fish massages where the fish eat the dead skin off your feet idk

Tom Noble

PLEASE Watch Jake and amir WINGMAN!!!

David

You should be flossing daily - so much gunk build up between teeth, it’s nasty AF

Rhys

and yet my dentist says my teeth are perfect. So clearly I don't need to right? Otherwise my dentist would have told me to floss more. but he didn't.

Ben McFarland

Feeling a little ripped off that I paid for commentary on your videos and you just chat about your dentist appointments.

duckvine

Ear wax removal would be killer, it's one of the most euphoric things you can do

Victor Szeto

Would love to see a Lasik episode!

Isaiah Lauder

American dentists sound insane! I’ve never heard of anything they’re talking about as a Canadian who doesn’t floss. Every visit here is a cleaning and possibly a filling (though that hasn’t happened in over a decade for me). Amir should course correct hobbies from cutting keys to dentistry, then he could swerve the lawsuit and continue the con!

butterfiolee

Can you watch Staycation pt. 1 and 2?

Massin Younsi

Can you watch IOU and Bitcoin? They're both you two trying to scam each other out of money lol

endraconic

Let's try, I dunno. Jake and Amir: Lemonade! You debate what lemonades you think are best, learn about lemons or something. I dunno. Please

Smiththebat

I have NEVER been offered (or felt like I needed) anesthesia for scaling?! Holy shit, how hard are your hygienists going?

Smiththebat

I agree. The dentist stories coming from these guys make it sound like an actual nightmare in the USA. I mean it’s already not fun in Canada but I’m pretty sure I get scaling every time I go and I’ve never had to get freezing for it its just like regular procedure.