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We're back quizzing one another on J&A Trivia. Thanks for all your questions an answers so far. How did you do??

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Justin Romie

I got a question. In Couple Therapist Part 1. What song are you singing? Answer: Stuck in the Middle with Yoush.

Moose

This has turned into a public shaming of me.

Aryeh Shershow

At first I wasn’t sure about these but now I like them at least as much as a regular j&a watch

Todd Skinner

I don't know if we're allowed to suggest J&AWatch videos here, but I will because I am very paranoid someone else will suggest the same videos and get the credit. Please check out Waitress and Dinner Jokes! Two episodes where Amir is behaving poorly in a restaurant. Thank you

Ace and Jocelyn

Post the full J&A Trivia you just posted on Insta cause the question I asked got cut off at the end (like amir's third ball)

Paul Gomez

Just when I thought Jake couldn't look any more like Marty, I am proven wrong.

Sam

Nah. You must watch cereal thief and music box. These two are twin episodes with nearly no dialogue and one take

Jeff Bowdish

Just looking like a wet, sopping seal of a man..

Vincent Ercole

Question: In dinner jokes, what joke does amir tell the hostess that causes jake to leave Answer: Table for 2, though usually we just eat pussy

Mikhail Shevchenko

Q: what are the 4 components of the "Deluxe Package"? A: 1. MacBook Air 2. Wine 3. 2 days in the ring with a former pro 4. Plane tickets to Spain

Sheridan Woika

pitch: bring 2 fans onto the zoom to compete at j&a trivia

Nick Blokker

Amir's hair is clearly digitally added in post

Wylie Tharp

yes, and have one of them be me, im a pimp and a cool and at this point i feel like god owes this to me.

Penn Moscovitz

Q: in Economic Crisis 2, what does Amir want to prove to his dad that he’s worth a damn? A: A cock future

Penn Moscovitz

Q: What does Amir yell before trying and failing to jack an iPhone in the subway? A: Time for you to disconnect permanently

Penn Moscovitz

Q: in Serial, what does Amir call himself on the podcast’s subreddit? A: Amir Hurwitz Syed

Sagie Levy

‏How old was Jake's tinder match, Lod? ‏She is 16

Sagie Levy

‏When Amir gives Jake his coupons book, until what age is the book for? ‏"Until you reach the wipe old age of dirty"

Sagie Levy

In 30th birthday, Amir asks Jake "how do you think that makes me feel?" And Jake responds, "I don't know, bad?" How does Amir correct him? "Ehh! Wrong, like shit!"

Sagie Levy

In Seminar, how much does Amir pay Sagie to leave his seminar? 1000$

Rhys

really?... fuck...

Kevin Kapoor

In Shia, Amir incorrectly calls Mike, Shia the BLANK multiple times. What two food items were used to fill that blank? Shia the Beef Shia the frickin’ BEAN

Kevin Kapoor

In Dating Apps, at the end of the episode a woman introduces herself to Amir as “Cindy from Christian Mingle”. Who did Amir say he was in response? Christian, from Single Mingle (btw y’all should watch this ep)

Kevin Kapoor

In Credit Card, what does Amir say will happen if the dolphin’s dorsal fin gets “ripped off on S”? You’re going to marry a Samanthaaa!

Kevin Kapoor

DEEP CUT: In the outtakes for Hookah, we discover the “hearing a cat meow” when Amir picks up his backpack joke was pitched by neither Jake nor Amir. Who came up with that joke? Giancarlo Fiorenti

Kevin Kapoor

In the episode Grill, what is the final line of the episode delivered by Amir when he successfully starts cooking the sausage on his teeth/grill? “I am the Sun! I told you I was one!”

Kevin Kapoor

DEEP CUT: What is Geoffrey’s favorite joke from all of Jake and Amir according to him? “Any-HOW” - delivered by Jake in the Ice Bucket Challenge video Bonus deep cut: what is Finn Wolfhard’s favorite line from the Jake and Amir series? “I mean I hate to say this… but throwing lit matches on people while they’re taking a dump.” - delivered by Amir in the video Survey

Kevin Kapoor

As Amir’s bookie/broker, what does Rick Fox get every time Amir makes a bet, win or lose? The Vig

Kevin Kapoor

At the beginning of the episode Tinder, what song is Jake parodying when he introduces the age of LOD, the love interest? Timber by Pitbull (ft Ke$ha)

Kevin Kapoor

In the episode Bagels, Amir infects everyone with what disease whose symptoms include “vomiting, diarrhea, jaundice and infantile jaundice”? Hint: it’s also the disease that causes Amir to puke in Bieber Fever. Giardia Bonus: what does Amir say the cure is? Bedrest. And that information will cost you $600.

Kevin Kapoor

Last one from me. In Tiny Wings, what does Jake call a “cloud touch” and why? Cloud Much, because “I do it… muchly”

Pete Estes

Jake and Amir, I just wanted to say thank you so much for reading my question. That really made my day!

Lucy Maddox

"I have a big penis and you have a string beanis" is not only my favorite line from any J&A...it's fine.

Dakota Winiger

In episode 4th of July scroll, Amir said he had a plan that would not fail. What was the plan to get out of going to jail Answer: Rake the judges yard.

Dakota Winiger

In episode credit card. What name did Amir mistaken Jake’s for? Answer: Miles

Dakota Winiger

In episode Standing Desk. What foods were Amir consuming since he could afford to eat them while he was being health from using a standing desk. Answer: chocolate milkshake and Nachos.

Dakota Winiger

In episode Fedora. What did Detail magazine say was a no cooler look. Also what celebrity was wearing the outfit Answer: An open up, button down, hem sandals and a fadodo. Jason Mraz in 2002

Dakota Winiger

In episode Butt Chugging, what drink on the list does Amir butt chug to celebrate? Answer: A Chardonnay and fish fillet blended up. A dinner and a drink.

Bryan Baurz

Nice try Marty, we know that’s you

Renegade

love this!!! yall should find some one-word titles that you absolutely remember nothing about, film a new j&a using that same title without watching the old one back at all, then watch old + new back to back on patreon to see how they compare 💙

Luke

Where the bitch is the new episode?

Todd Skinner

We don't deserve this silent treatment

Billybobham Ham8

We deserve so much more than this. If this gets downvoted I'll shut up. My dick is off for Michael Chik if this gets one more d-vote

Luke

Yeah I mean I don’t mean to sound like a bitchly extraordinaire but at the end of the day we do pay for this service so it’d be nice if the content came out when they said it was gonna lol

Darby

I've never seen the resemblance before now but if he was not wearing the Yale shirt I would earnestly think that was Marty in the thumbnail

Sagie Levy

Easy does it, 19. What did I sing?

KevinOConnor

you pay $5 a month and they had a free web series for 8 years and a free podcast for 9 lol relax. "I pay for this service!" calm down brother