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Back with more questions and... hopefully answers. Did you do better than Jake? And if so, why? 

If you have any more questions, leave them below and we'll try to answer them (unsuccessfully) soon!

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Mark

What was more difficult? This JA trivia or the Helix sleep exam?

Jacob Stein

Q: In "Break", what song does Amir hum to himself as he crashes through his parents' garage after his dad tried to drop a deuce on his windshield? A: Silent Night

Jacob Stein

Q: What is Amir's alternative name for Split Pea Soup? A: Shit Pee Poop

Dakota Winiger

In episode 4th of July scroll, Amir said he had a plan that would not fail. What was the plan to get out of going to jail Answer: Rake the judges yard.

Holden Spencer

In Rap Teacher 2 who drops a beat for Jake? A: Amir after Hoodie says no

Holden Spencer

Bonus: Who comes to Amir's aid during the battle? A: Murph and Rosie, Jake's canonical bullies for some reason

1i1i1ii1

I can’t believe Jake and Amir don’t remember watching Table Read with Finn freaking Wolfhart 😳

MushyOtter

You're both flushed in the face, you're both ashamed and disgraced, and I can tell you're DRUNK off your GLASSES.

Wylie Tharp

in economic crisis 2, how much does amir suggest a "cock future" costs? A: $200, because he rolls up a $100 bill, lights it on fire and sticks it in karens ear, then says, "take this ear candle you stupid bitch! its half the price of an ear candle, and unlike you, its garenteed to blow smoke up my ass!"

Collin

Is that the kid from IT Clown?

Kevin Kapoor

I posted a slew of them in the prior trivia ep, if you need extra you could make a whole insta post from the ones I submitted before

Timmy Buckets

In Airline, what does Amir says is the 'Quarter Mile High Club' A: That's when we hug in the isle, you go in the lavatory and I just stay on the outside in the isle giving people the stink eye.

Ulfenaar

In the episode Date why does Amir think "they should call me Mario"? A: He jack so many coinos (from people's desks).

Nylle (Nile)

I was the one that commented the milk expiration trivia but Amir forgot to say my name :/ unless he saw someone else’s comment but still

Sagie Levy

‏How old was Jake's tinder match, Lod? ‏She is 16

Sagie Levy

‏When Amir gives Jake his coupons book, until what age is the book for? ‏"Until you reach the wipe old age of dirty"

Sagie Levy

‏In 30th birthday, Amir asks Jake "how do you think that makes me feel?" And Jake responds, "I don't know, bad?" How does Amir correct him? ‏"Ehh! Wrong, like shit!"

Sagie Levy

‏In Seminar, how much does Amir pay Sagie to leave his seminar? 1000$

Mary G

Record breaker is a top tier episode

Josef Oliver

How many "Road Trip" series were there in J&A and what were each of them called? A: Three. FIAT, Fiesta Movement, and New York to LA (or technically just "Road Trip")

Josef Oliver

What was the first two part episode ever in J&A? A: Vacation

Hannah

In Karate, when the paramedics are tending to Jake's stab wound, what illness does Amir ask them to check him for?

Hannah

Answer: a legit freaking mono

Spooky Doobs

In the episode iPhone 6, Amir says that the front facing camera is a glory hole for who to fuck Jake with? A: Jobs, Woz and Speilberg Bonus: What made up word does Amir Repeatedly use instead of saying see and spy? A: Spee

Spooky Doobs

Only problem is He's sad as hell

Mitchell Anderson

Q: Who does Jake try to impersonate in Finale Part 7 Limo to try and attract paparazzi to their premiere? A: Adam Lambert's cousin Drew

jonathon beggs

Q: In Jake and Amir: Grill, who did Amir buy the grill from? A: Leron's friend Sale, or Sal, or Sam. No, definitley Sale.

Adam Herl

Y'all should watch Jake and Amir Prom and Jake and Amir Tutors. Two episodes where Amir is interacting with High Schoolers

Kornball

can you guys please watch celebration and grills, my two absolute favs I quote all the time still <3

Archie S

We know that Mickey wasn't on the phone in Prom because it ends with the dad winning, not Amir

Jacob Stein

Q: In World Cup, what did Amir exclaim as he sharted his pants? A: Oh excuse me mistah officah!

Zack Conrad

Q: In Jake and Amir: Settlers of Catan, what seemingly innocent phrase uttered by Jeff causes Amir to become angry? A: “And we are ready to settle Catan!” Q: In Blackjack, how many cards does Amir think are dealt to play the eponymous game? A: Queen Q: In Mother’s Day, Jake is recording a video card for his mother, and makes an acrostic of the name Laura, recite the 5 words Jake originally was going to use before Amir helped him. A: Long hair, Arms, Umbrella, Rigatoni, Arms (again) Q: In Oil Spill, Amir says that the scariest part of the oil spill is not the rate at which the oil is being spilled, but rather _____ A: Spiders

vssvintorez

Q: In Jake and Amir: Fur, what is Amir wearing on his feet? A: Doves (or ravens at first, according to Amir)

Brian Kluger

You divas already watched Table Read with Finn Wolfhard

Jacob Stein

Q: (From "Driving Home") How did Amir fail a personality test? A: He ate a fat cockmeat sandwich during the session. Also, he also stabbed the therapist in the eye with a tack.

Remy Poulin

please get murphy and emily to watch table read i will be so happy

Luke

Where the bitch is the new episode?

Kalle Kristensen

can someone do all of us the courtesy of making a list of what episodes they have done thus far.

Armednumber

Q: From Itinerary, what matching tattoos does Amir suggest they get on his itinerary? A: "This friendship is as grand as the canyon"

Michael Scott

What series of jokes ended with you guys reading a fan script in a hotel? A: the scrolls where it was revealed Amir had been stealing from a museum

Michael Scott

What shop does Amir want to be the mascot of? A: AMPM

William Timmins

these are so crap. please just do JA watch

KevinOConnor

you're seemingly not a very fun, well, person!

jontheguy

Oh wow, I also got into genealogy research during the pandemic. Good on you, Hurwitz! I managed to trace my family on my father's side to the 15th century. Sadly not as much luck on my mother's side, only managed to get to the 1800s (so far).