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Jake and Amir Improvise a Thanksgiving Scroll (Patreon)

Published:
2023-11-23 05:00:02
Imported:
2026-06

Content

New scroll, who dis?

Comments

harper

Please do the double date series

Ben Current

Don't be such an ass-scroll

Cayce

Please shoot it, but not like Amir did Chris Evans!

H-Train

top 10 coins to buy/mint/use (buy?) number 10: a dime is fine when you’re buying wine! but don’t nickel and- or you won’t feel ALRIGHT (first of all, weird way to end it off, second of all, wouldn’t that have been better for 9 instead of 10?) IT RHYMED, ASS! (no, it didn’t though)

AnthonyC

Number nine, a credit card is fine! We're in the future, you can tap to pay to buy what you wish! Ya bish

Laffs Not Laughs

If you’re driving down the road make sure you pay the scroll

Joseph Poyastro

This was great, I was cracking up in the second half 😂

Janana

This was DEFINITELY episode worthy. Amir cannibalism is missing from his long list of heinous crimes and I gotta have it b-b-b-bad!!!

Dysen Kennedy

The boys were en fuego (that means on fire) in this one

Jo.Comics

Top ten dinner guests for Thanksgiving by Amir Bean Blumenthal! Number 10: Kylo Ren Have Adam Driver for dinner Because he's a great winner And thank him again for bringing some liver Number 9: A Chris named Pine Chris Pine was great in Star Trek, so let's give the guy a peck He's a really sweet guy that I'd like to try Number 8: Andrew Tate! I'd kill to meet his fancy ass I'm sure he won't be so crass A butt that nice will go great with ice and afterwards... a simple rosé Number 7: A Sawa named Devon! You met him before but now he's a bore, so you might as well meet him up in the store He's tasteful and single, loves a good pringle and goes down with a nice tingle Number 6: Have som chicks! It's been a dick fest, so maybe for breakfast you could change it up and eat a girl's breast Number 5: Is that Owen Clive? You've just been out searching He tastes great with sea urchin So come down to the beach, Where he'll be in your reach Have Owen Clive for dinner Number 4: How about Dan Goor? Don't expect him to be funny The guy's hardly chummy But he'll be really yummy Right in my tummy Number 3: Take a bite out of me Slather me in gravy and go to town on my big D I'm light on calories but great with some brie, so why don't ye, my BFFE, come and eat me Number 2: It's always been you. I'm expecting you to be the greatest meal one can see, now let's have a bite, I'm sure you taste right. Number 1: I'm just having fun! This list was a joke, I'm just having a coke, so why don't we shake hands, cause we're best friends. I'll treat you to breakfast, get whatever you like, as long as It's not a pike. And once the tension relaxes, Amir tries to eat Jake anyway

Chimpman

You've gotta do these more often. I was crying laughing during the cannibalism bit evolution.

Ramon Reyes

Please please shoot this.

Regan Shere

Amir: Number 1, I have a gun! *Amir points the gun in Jake's direction and Jake flinches as he shoots* *Jake slowly realises he isn't shot and turns to see who was shot off camera" Jake: Is... is that Chris Hemsworth?

Nick Duckworth

Would love to see more like this in the future! Fun concept

Sarah rose

Next week you guys should watch "improvised thanksgiving scroll" it's a real banger of an episode. Definitely could have been the cold open for the tv show.

Rowan

this should 1000000% be a real ep!

RecursiveIncursion

I would love a scroll of the top ten things Amir loves about Jake. The list starts off sweet and weird, but then gets progressively more unhinged...

ethan brown

day 266 of asking Jake and amir to watch finale parts 2 and 3

Adam Randall

If you film it, it will probably be the best scroll episode

Lastofmykind8

Need a “Dingo has Zelle” T-shirt btw.

Lastofmykind8

And when people ask “who’s Dingo?” I’ll say “Jake’s DOG.”

Dave D

This was amazing, thank you boys

Vetle Johannessen

I rarely leave comments but I have been going thru probably the worst year of my life and its been a long while since I laughed the way I did just now🥹 Appreciate you two dorks

vincent medic

I laughed my ass off, please shoot it!

norree

This is SUCH a good idea!

norree

this was so fucking funny, PLEASE make an ep from this!

Mason Brewer

I love watching yall write, please make more videos like this!

Ben E

You’ve gotta make this video, man. I ain’t keedin.

Daniel Espina

Their creative chemistry is amazing.

butterfiolee

I need this as a video so bad!

Damien The Crustacmien Kirk

The #7 rhyme could also work if you call him "Captain USA", which is also funny because it's just a little bit wrong. "I don't need a bird on my turkey day, I just want to consume Captain USA!"

Joel B

End shot of jake googling chris evans and seeing news articles that he’s missing

DaveO23

Would LOVE to see this turned into a J&A vid

Landon James Bullard

this script was ri-dinky-donkey. I gotta see it filmed, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bad

Carter

Feels like this should’ve been a segment on segments not a J&A watch J&A

Ben Cotton

Hemsworth lucky to escape this Avengers-based Christ-tacular with his ass intact.

Sam Kirkendall

Number 8; this Chris sealed his fate. No point in running there's no help coming. I'll eat him baked, broiled or steamed as long as his skin is crispy and he's ready for my lippy. Kiss me

EightyWan

Make this a segment on the new hit podcast Segmania!

tofurki

This was a great break from the norm! Also yes please shoot this episode, haha.

Daniel Burnett

Top 10 Scroll Ideas, by Amir Blumenfeld, Number 10: Top 10 Bens, A Franklin, an Afflec, a Kingsley and a Stiller, guys who would make any day chiller

Scott Craig

Honestly loved this, would be happy if this was a regular substitution for some JAWJAs

Sharang Karve

This definitely needs to be a fully produced video released on February 19th.

Jahn

TOP TEN make out spots by Jamiroquai Abe Lincoln The WORST. Number ten: on a fold out sofa, in a dimly lit den.

Big Hoss

Are those people at the end all $20 a month contributors? Jesus!

OwenPHitz

You have to shoot this now.

Jason

Number two, it’s always been you. I’d like to give you the Chris treatment and put you in stew. Hemsworth escaped, but you’ll do in his place. So not always me?

Penn Moscovitz

Number 2: Chris Hemsworth is in pursuit! Having eaten Pine, Evans and Pratt, Chris Hemsworth is jealous, and wants in on the sordid act!

Knut Nesje

The evidence line had me LITERALLY dying

Jonah Martinez Gracey

This was ACTUALLY amazing to view and experience, I want more from you gents, PROVIDE THE EVIDENCE!

Brian Kuhns

Please watch Sleeping Pills and Six Flags. I have so many questions about sleeping pills

Kornball

plssss shoot it lmao

Spooky Doobs

I'd love it if they shot this. I was belly laughing the whole time.

MushyOtter

Top 10 Illegals to do, by Amir "White Collar BRINE" Blumensauce. Number 10, Kidnap a friend! With tape on his face, and a clever disguise, you won't be able to see the SOY in his eyes. He's BEEFING. Number 9, any old crime! The felony you commit doesn't matter at all, if the punishment you face is just staring at a wall. PRISON IS EASY. Number 8, a crime of HATE. Broccoli, Brussel Sprouts, Asparagus and Pee. All of these poisons are equal to me. Assault a greengrocer!

Andrew

This is awesome! Loved the vid idea as well as this concept of sort of behinds the scenting it!

Leah Foster

Top 10 Chris/christophers to have/to be

Thomas Hillman

Number Seven: A Chris Named Evans Number Six: An Evans Named Chris

Taylor North

FOR THE LOVE OF MICKEY DO THE CHERYL EPISODES

Kpinking

Without watching number ten should be cook a hen, and not for you but for ben, after all the afflecks need a some food and why not me cook it instead of their cousin drew

Viral Architect

Y'all should do a live stream writing session one time a year for big donos. Maybe people can contribute some bangers and you can release it around Christmas time each year.

dvdcowboy

a crisis of chrises. they've all gone missing

Bear Farmer

i would've loved the collapse of the list at 6 that jake ran with, "Chris Evan's Dick" "Do you remember what this list is for?" "Katherine the great something?" "no"

Michael Hays

How were the next year and a half for ya?

A

I love the idea that in the current show Jake is married to Neko and all the Insecure Jake episodes are now about him trying to impress his lawfully-wedded yet perpetually smartphone-distracted wife