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Bite (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-30 22:17:51
Imported:
2026-11
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Say one bite of 87 joke and I will crucify him

Caine, honey, I don't think that was food...

A lil wip of an idea I had while running errands

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AcetrainerKat

Gotta watch out for those jelly doughnuts

Diamond Doctrine

🎶5 NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S🎶 🎶IS THIS WHERE YOU WANNA BE🎶 🎶🎶I JUST DON'T GET IT🎶🎶 btw, this feels more similar to the bite of '83

Amalgamworkz

If I make the joke, will you actually draw him crucified? 😈

Zigrim

Get him some Colgate, he'll be fiiiine

Diamond Doctrine

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!🎉🎇🎆🎉🎇🎆⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Amalgamworkz

Ok cool OH WOW, WAS THAT T H E B I T E O F EIGHTY-SEVEN?!?!?! 🫪🫪🫪😀

Kellykatz

He really needs to get his tomato eating habits in check.

Yuna Alice Shizukuishi

Just woke up sweating from a hella good nap and delusionally saw the post. Markiplier’s voice rang immediately through my head making that joke. Then I open the post to see the description and started laughing hysterically. ( I’m barely breathing and now awake thanks 😂)

Lazy_Lotus

Why is his face on its period

AubrielleDragon

AWWW MY POOR BABY!!! BUT I LOVE THIS ANGST!!!! :D

katzebruh

Not the tomato coming back jsjakf

Yuna Alice Shizukuishi

As soon as I saw your response, I immediately thought you tying that with a huge as grin 🙄😫

Kellykatz

You know very well who's to blame for this one >:]

Tijnob

If your gum bleeds when you brush your teeth you should brush more often

swift

he bited his tounge :((