The New Planet (Patreon)

Okay, this is totally an aside.  I have a real life, with a normal name, and bae, and a couple of kids.

One of the kids has a creative writing assignment to tell a story in two pages.  A fictional story.  In two pages.  He thought this was crazy, and I agree it's pretty tight, but he still ought to be able to do it.

But I don't wanna be the kind of dad who can't practice what he preaches, so here it is, a two-page, entirely non-erotic, story.