Oh you're an artist huh? Can you draw me (Patreon)

If you're an artist you know how it is, your annoying family member or friend will casually violate international torture referendums and ask you to design a business card or draw their portrait for them, and now you have to be the bad guy and explain that your labor costs money and is, actually, a real job... so I was at my fiance's cousin's wedding a few months ago and his uncle (who is a bit volatile) asked me to draw his face "like a cartoon." NORMALLY this is the worst ever, but I was afraid to say no to him while a guest at the very expensive wedding he had paid for, and I have a weakness for drawing older people so... I did it... OTL As expected I got a terse "thanks!" back, haha. Serves me right

I'm sorry fellow artists, I violated the code of saying no to unpaid requests. I'm a traitor and a scab and should be reviled as such.