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Balthasar Speedboat 69 feat. Caroline Calloway (Patreon)

Published:
2020-07-09 00:14:32
Imported:
2026-06

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Was it a good idea? Probably not. But we've assembled the Balthasar Speedboat cast of Riley, Milo, Olga, and Pierre for a friendly conversation with chaos demon and influencer Caroline Calloway...who Milo knows from school...and you know what? Just listen to the episode to hear him get eviscerated for his acne and an awkward attempt at a kiss. You'll love it! Or you'll hate it.

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James Lavin

I generally get sympathetic anxiety hearing other people in awkward conversations, but this one was good, actually. Caroline is painfully unfunny but the whole situation itself was hilarious.

SJ Ghost

If TF were somehow able to have an episode with an American Liz Truss it would sound exactly like this. (Also apologies to Liz Truss for comparing her to Caroline Calloway.) This was the cringest ep of TF I have ever heard. FYI TF is usually incredibly entertaining - I’ve been working my way through the archives and had skipped the Balthasar eps until now and JFC… —— Thought I’d do a basic internet search on Caroline Calloway and I have never read a more unflattering Wikipedia article.

Steve Xin

This reminds me of the time when I was waking from a medically induced coma after I almost died in a car crash. Good times

Strontium Mule

DuckTales theme was a mercy to all of us

Hans 'Pichy' Stockmann

Tragic that Hussein isn't on the ep built entirely around a manzai routine straight out of a magical girlfriend anime.

Carter Ward

This was true art, surely nurse sketch will live on as a classic for the ages.

Elizabeth

:-/ Caroline honestly killed the entire vibe. It’s rather disappointing.

Al

Well that was definitely a thing I listened to

Adam Dransfield

One day this person is finally gonna have a thought that doesn’t centre themselves, and it is gonna be a psychotic-break inducing trip.

Jane Pickering

Poor Milo! I hope you're all taking him out for a meal (or at least a nice takeaway) after that. What a good sport!💜x

Clare Patterson

I am going to climb out of my own body this is so stressful

ASchleg

This fucked up my brain more in an hour than when the FBI fed Whitey Bulger LSD every day for years on end

Kath Maguire

Glad you have finally found someone who can hold a narrative for you. This has been a constant concern amongst listeners.

Ross Palethorpe

I managed 26 minutes before I started dissociating

Poppy

I'm not enjoying listening to Milo get bullied so ineptly.

rory

this is so deeply Cursed please never invite her back

oranjest1

fade out to skip a very Caroline Calloway monologue fade in on *words* then i hear "Christian Age" and my face distorts like i am seeing a train ahead of me and i am roped to the tracks i wholeheartedly recommend listening to the whole thing up until this point so you can experience that sense of nirvana

oranjest1

this is like a slow burn thriller i knew absolutely nothing about Caroline Calloway at the start and was like "yeah she's interesting, this is shaping up to be a fun episode" and by the time of "I was laughing to myself about 'But I thought you loved blood!'" i was fully immersed in the deep psychological horror

oranjest1

this takes a turn for the drastic at 50 minutes

oranjest1

at 57 minutes and 30 seconds i am brought near to tears. i shouldn't be listening to this but i can't stop. this is Milo-ology to the most haunting degree

oranjest1

"this will get tonnes of clicks on twitter - just kidding it probably won't" this is driving me up the wall in utter fear

oranjest1

noone was fighting Riley at all to cut this one as done and for that i will be forever grateful