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We review the current state of unreality in British politics, the supposed Musk war on Apple (not going well for Musk), a bit of Australian hooning reverie, and Hussein’s story about a grammar school bully making people drink water from a puddle to prove they’re not gay. It’s all coming together, folks!

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norma1one

Took the quiz, I’m an Alice

Will

Gusbourne is fantastic but would do well to come down a little bit in price; the Champagnois cache reigns supreme and cannot be directly competed with, fairly or not (it's not)

Cormac

Alice for the win: "we're al drinking from the big puddle but some of us are looking up at the stars"

Josep C.

British politics are weirder than Australian fauna or AUS TV shows. No wonder one of our favorite MP chose the later. It's easier to eat kangaroo testes than surviving in the British parliament. And probably more nutritive too.

august

GRIMSBY MENTIONED

Alan Ma

Haven't listened far enough to know if they've made this joke, but wanted to post it before I forgot: mujahoondeen

Login

Q angle still sounds like a podcast from a version of James bond Q where q is a boymoder

Kapjak

You know Kanye has lost it because he went on Infowars and did prop comedy

August1612

listening to this at 2am with REALLY sore teeth and my god it feels like a fever dream

Nemo

doing the milgram experiment but with a series of increasingly oily british puddles

Connor Francis

In a few years stop sucking on the puddle is going to be the new exiting the vampire castle.

Nathaniel

Article: "Power, Monopoly, and Who Controls What"

etienne

hooning a ferry in the middle of the thames

Violet

Wow, I took this quiz about which member of TF I am and it says I'm black Hitler!

FireFly

I'd do a Buzzfeedesque quiz that tells me which in-universe TF character I am

etienne

mf said "volte fa-ché"

ArhGee

Y'all joke about the "apple black ops squad" but... Apple does have a corporate global security division that fits the description. One famous for overseas operations such as people who lost iPhone prototypes throwing themselves through upper floor skyscraper plate glass windows or intercepting shiploads earbuds knockoffs.

Andrew Davis

HE PUNCHES TO THE LEFT, HE WELCOMES THE RIGHT, THAT KEIR STARMER, HIS SPEAKING IS SHITE. (No Barmy Army lads in the comments I assume.)

Shanti

I haven't been able to stop making hoon jokes but I'm in America so everyone thinks I'm racist now

Oliver Cant

Bruce Wayne's dad, Henning Wehn.

Oliver Cant

That's gotta be the blokey-est thing alive. To challenge another bloke to do something dangerous or suffer the indignity of your sexually being held under question by all the other lads 😆 And the puddle was considered a better option 🤣

Tom Williamson

Homophobic Starmer feels like an old school Cumtown bit. Great stuff.