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Balthasar Speedboat: Cuneiform feat. Dan Muggleton (Patreon)

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2023-05-24 23:02:00
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2026-06
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We've got Australian comedian Dan Muggleton on for an hour of pure riffs, no theme, but very Australian. And also Canadian, in the sense of Riley explaining bags of milk but only being able to compare their sizes to specific Italian deli sausages. We hope you like this.

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Ciarán

Milo here either consciously or subconsciously leaning further and further into the Aussie accent as time passes

Andrew Davis

The Adelaide Oval thing makes a lot more sense when you remember kangaroo convicts drink milk at the beach. I'm looking forward to the lads emerging from their soy for Oz phase and entering their Oz is Innsmouth phase.

Cleo

Speaking as an Aussie, I can confirm that all important Australian governmental documents are done in cuneiform. We're actually running low on clay over here :(

Athena Von Tharsis

With reference to "aussie cold fusion", there is a aussie fusion start up seeking to use big lasers to "smear" boron nuclei to increase the cross section for proton-boron fusion. This strikes me as optimistic. Perhaps they could put the boron in a coating on a Hoon's tires instead?

Jacob Barlow

Wait isn't there a tablet in cuneiform with the epic of Gilgamesh in the British museum? I feel like there's probably earlier versions that are just accounting but you can't say *all* cuneiform is only accounting.

Oliver Cant

You honestly telling me that in 90's Australia, 1. The milkman was still a thing and 2. They had it delivered by fucking horse like it's the 1850's still? Truly deranged.

Andrew Davis

This Balthasar Speedboat is the worthy successor to the one where you were talking about how the only good place to ski in Switzerland is Klosters, Riley. 🙌

Al

Dispensing cheap wine from a bag above you into your mouth is also an American thing (largely at music festivals). Good times.

James Taylor

They used to put sandbags in reliant robins to stop them rolling

AngryOldManYaddaYadda

Canadian milk bags come with very in-depth instructions right on the bag, but they are written in Linear B.

Tovfly

I believe that maybe for a glowing six month period in around the end of the 2000s Asda was attempting to introduce the milk bag. Needless to say, do you see milk bags now.