I Admit I’m a Bit Shallow, but… Little Loli Amae Koromo (Patreon)

Chapter 11 — I Admit I’m a Bit Shallow, but… Little Loli Amae Koromo

【Here, I’d like to give a small warning to Fūrinji Miu. In the future, you must be careful of the “Demon God Fist.” You’ll be kidnapped, brainwashed, and even forced into becoming a dark martial arts fighter.】

【Reason for her placement in the ranking: unparalleled beauty, capable of being soft and elegant yet also fierce and brave. And her money-loving nature is actually quite adorable. Most importantly, her figure is absolutely incredible—near-perfect proportions with almost no rival.】

【Ahem… on this point, I admit I’m a bit shallow.】

【But since this is my ranking, of course it will be based on my own preferences. I’m sure all of you can understand that!】

At that moment, Fūrinji Miu was holding her copy of the Diary, staring at the page—her face turning red all the way to her ears.

“H-how could this person describe others like that?”

“He’s way too blunt!”

Just then, a thin thread quietly dropped down from the ceiling beam.

Shigure Kōsaka was hanging upside down, her long black hair flowing downward like a waterfall.

From behind, she silently peeked at the Diary in Miu’s hands—unnoticed by Miu at all.

And that wasn’t all. The Diary now even displayed images, showing a photo of Miu inside it.

Her prominent curves were so striking that many other women holding their own Diaries subconsciously gritted their teeth in envy.

Suzuki Sonoko clicked her tongue.

“So annoying! How shallow can he be?! Are those two chunks in front really THAT important?!”

“What’s the point of being that huge? They’ll just get in the way!”

Kisugi Rui, sipping her coffee, narrowed her eyes.

“They’re enormous…”

“Wouldn’t moving around be inconvenient with those?”

She glanced down at her own chest—already quite ideal—but still nowhere near Miu’s level.

She sighed softly. A body like that wasn’t something she could even aim for. As one of the Cat’s Eye sisters, an overly heavy chest would only interfere with her agility during heists.

“Well… maybe once I finish the mission and find my father, then I can think about something like that.”

Kisaki Eri snorted.

“How shallow. A well-proportioned body is the most beautiful. Being too large is pointless.”

Beside her, Kudo Yukiko blinked, then smiled mischievously.

“Eri… are you feeling jealous of my body?”

“You may be a D cup, but you still can’t beat me.”

“You don’t understand—when it comes to men, size has its own charm.”

Kisaki Eri clenched her teeth, clearly irritated.

Her figure was definitely not small, yet looking at the image of Fūrinji Miu in the Diary still made her frustrated.

“So annoying… losing to a girl that young.”

“Did she grow up drinking hormones or something?”

Meanwhile, Kauze Natori from City Hunter was muttering to Kaori,

“If I can further improve that erectile recovery drug…”

“Maybe it could also cause breast enlargement?”

“Hm. This requires testing.”

And right then, the Diary updated again.

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【The ninth place in the Goddess Ranking of the K-Nation goes to—Amae Koromo.】

【She comes from the anime Saki, also known as Tensai Mahjong Shoujo (Tales of the Genius Mahjong Girls).】

【The anime tells the story of a group of genius girls who play mahjong with supernatural abilities.】

【The narrative centers on the main team from Ryuumonbuchi High School, featuring a lineup of strong personalities—cute, sexy, charming, intelligent—set against the fierce prefectural and national tournaments, creating a world of extraordinary mahjong girls.】

【Aside from a few minor teams, almost all participants are beautiful girls with very high charm values.】

【Kiyosumi High, Shiraitodai High, Achiga Girls’ Academy… each school has members whose beauty scores exceed eighty. Every character is a mesmerizing beauty.】

【Other teams may have one or two girls below the standard, but most are still attractive and appealing.】

【There are many candidates worthy of the K-Nation Goddess Ranking—Shizuno Takakamo, Kana Ikeda, Fukuji Mihoko, Matsumi Kuro, and more.】

【If counted roughly, there are around twenty to thirty characters who could be candidates.】

【Their only “flaw” might be one thing—they love other girls too much.】

【Like Fukuji Mihoko with Takei Hisa, Miyanaga Saki with Haramura Nodoka, Saki with Amae Koromo, Kajiki Yumi with Touka Touyoko, Ako Atarashi with Haramura Nodoka…】

【Girl-to-girl romance everywhere—honestly, I’m speechless. The anime’s director truly knows how to “play around.”】

【Alright, back to the main topic.】

【Amae Koromo is the ace player of Ryuumonbuchi High School’s mahjong club.】

【She loves wearing white and pink dresses with ribbons and bunny ears—making her extremely cute.】

【Don’t be fooled by her tiny height of only 127 cm.】

【Because in truth, she is already eighteen years old and a second-year high school student.】

【Her body simply stopped growing since birth, causing many people to treat her like a child.】

【And that is the one thing she hates the most.】

【Her personality is honest and straightforward, so her words often come out sharp. She likes teasing others, and to hide her loneliness, she uses a cold and sarcastic attitude.】

【In daily life, she is innocent, kind, and cheerful—but once she sits at the mahjong table, she transforms into a little demon with a sharp tongue and cunning nature.】

【In the world of Saki, every mahjong player has a special ability.】

【Amae Koromo is one of the strongest.】

【She is known as one of the “Four Heavenly Demon Kings,” referring to the four strongest mahjong players in Japan.】

【Her signature playing style is called Haitei Raoyue—the “Draw of the Dead Moon,” or “Plucking the Moon from the Sea’s Depths.”】

【In our world, there is a saying: “Beauty always loses to sensuality.”】

【If we’re talking about body proportions, Amae Koromo is practically flat.】

【Yet despite lacking any sensual appeal, I still placed her at rank nine. That alone shows just how stunning her face and charm truly are!】

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Amae Koromo, reading her copy of the Diary, let out a quiet huff.

“How dare he say beauty can’t beat sensuality.”

“Hmph! What a shallow man.”

“But since he put me in the Goddess Ranking… I suppose I’ll forgive him for now.”

Then she glanced at Haramura Nodoka beside her—and her irritation flared again.

“This world really is full of shallow women.”

Meanwhile, every woman holding a copy of the Diary felt curious.

What kind of beauty could Amae Koromo possibly have?

After all, they all knew that Hayashi Rin had a very obvious preference—

in his eyes, “bigger is justice.”

Yet despite that, he still placed the completely flat-chested Amae Koromo in the ninth spot.

That alone was enough to imagine—

just how overwhelmingly beautiful that tiny girl must be.

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Which name sounds better for a country in a novel?

1. Land of K, 2. K-Nation, 3. Country K

Let me know your choice in the comments.