Chu - "My very first..." (Patreon)

Another month, another guest - this time we have Chu sharing some details of her very first!My first? Fuck me, that takes me back.

So, there was this really hot barista working at the local coffee shop. She was a Latina with piercings, blue hair, but above all, had these huge fucking tits. Like, the kind that you can tell her bra was struggling to contain. I think a lot of people were getting sick from all the caffeine because they were just ordering the same shit over and over as an excuse to talk to her.

I knew she was bi, of course. Like, hell, no straight woman looks like that. Every time I went to order something, she would jostle her tits around so they were practically bouncing up in my face. I ended up staying in that coffee shop until her shift was over. When she left, I offered her a ride home. She told me her place was walking distance, and she asked me to accompany her. When we get to her place, she rips off her top and shoves her tits in my face. I swear to God, I could have died happy then.

Next thing I knew, we were scissoring on her couch, and I was stuffing her boobs into my mouth, sucking on them like they were lactating the waters of life. Pretty soon we were 69ing, and I got a faceful of that sweet Latina snatch.

Actually, when it came to anal, I wanted my first time around to be with a guy. No offense to all the ladies out there who can wield a strap-on like it’s nobody’s business, but I figured if I was gonna go all the way, I’d rather my first experience of getting my ass destroyed was with the genuine article rather than a silicone knock-off.

There was this cute intern where I was working. He was eyeing my tits every time I spoke to him, but I could tell he was trying his damnedest not to. Poor guy. So I decided to do him a favor and lured him into a closet and said he could either walk away and pretend nothing ever happened or he could fuck my ass right then and there. Am I a slut? Probably.

By the way, in case you’re wondering why I keep fucking more women than men, it’s mostly because dudes tend to get a bit confused when it comes to anatomy. Like, bro, it’s called a clit. It’s not hard to find. But since men apparently can’t find the big red X without a map, I gotta get my kicks from the fairer sex.

Actually, my first threesome was with two gal pals of mine I’d known for years. Long night of partying after they came to visit, and we were all absolutely shit-faced by the end of it. By the time we were home I was eating out one of them while the other was licking my snatch. Fuck me, that was a fun night. I really should call them up one of these days. Been a while since we had that kinda fun…