July - "My very first..." (Patreon)

Another month, another girl! This time it's July sharing spicy details of her first times! I’m not exactly someone with a storied sexual history. Sure, I’ve had some boyfriends, some girlfriends, and some one-night stands, but I’m practically a nun compared to some chicks I know. Honestly, I was a bit naive when it came to sex, even after I’d lost my virginity.

I was never a ‘wait until marriage’ kind of girl, but I didn’t want to have sex with the first guy who offered. I think I was about 20 or so when I met this one guy who worked in my dad’s marketing department. He seemed really sweet and extremely passionate about his profession. My dad was enthusiastic about me meeting someone who had business with him, and things kind of progressed from there. Eventually, either out of sheer idiocy or utter immaturity, I was convinced I was in love with him. After a long date, I let him fuck me in the back of his car. Gonna be real, wasn’t the most pleasurable or even intense sexual experience I’d go on to have, but to a girl with zero sexual history, it seemed like a revelation.

However, I quickly realized the guy was more interested in his corporate standing than in me. I guess he figured getting with the boss’ daughter was a surefire way to move up in the world. Now, credit to my dad, he could tell I was heartbroken and tried to make it up to me. Unfortunately, he seemed to be under the impression that the solution to an unhappy relationship was to replace it with another one as quickly as possible. And before you ask, he’s been married a lot.

So he had a bunch of his buddies bring in their WASP sons to try and sweep me off my feet. Didn’t work, as half of them were only interested in my dad’s money and the other half were only interested in my tits. Took me a while before I went back out on the dating scene, and even then I stuck to women for a while.

First time with oral? If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather not get into that one. But, for any ladies out there, a word of advice: some men don’t know a damn thing about our anatomy, okay? So they may require a bit of directional aid.

I think my best friends noticed I was in a bit of a rut. The two of them conspired behind my back or something, and they convinced me to go out with them for a drinking binge. After I was drunk enough to start making stupid decisions, we ended up having a lesbian threesome. Gotta say, wasn’t my first time with a woman, but damn if those two didn’t open up a whole new world of sapphic pleasure to me. Although I gotta say, the one bit I didn’t enjoy was their attempt to introduce me to anal. Not a big fan of that one. I’ll stick to sticking it in my pussy, if you don’t mind.