Iris (Patreon)

They keep putting my girl Mel thru horrific and inhumane shit (AND ITS ALWAYS VIKTOR DOING JT LIKE WHAT IS THIS—) so I made her a friend that’s not a friend exactly but in my head theyre friends even tho they’re always poorly jabbing at each other, but they always gravitate to each other at the swanky parties n shit. That’s cute innit?