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372 Pages #191 - Night of the Crabs Ep 3 - Limpet Mines, Potholers, Mills Bombs and Constitutionals! (Patreon)

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2025-08-07 18:38:08
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Yes, all the things we in America know so well and love so much come together (much like dodgems) in one final episode!

This episode has it all: horrible, ghoulish holiday-makers, Farm Supply delivery men, cunning King Crabs, colonels who are probably earlier colonels but never mind, and of course train drivers just weeks away from retirement who scream themselves awake nearly every night during a nightmare about their bridge crossings.

Includes some Listener Mail and of course Dumb Sentences of the Week.

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Elizabeth

I love how Guy N. Smith is careful to explain how Cliff Davenport can read his watch but leaves the reason the crabs are impervious to modern munitions entirely up to the imagination.

Augusta Vae

So, it’s definitely weird to estimate the size of a shaft using the circumference, which requires rather more complex mental mathematics than just telling the diameter. A 12-foot circumference equates to a diameter of 3.8 feet. Pony sized? Maybe.