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recipes (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-21 01:33:32
Imported:
2026-06

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gonna do another one of these videos, reply to this post with a recipe you enjoy (the simpler the better)

you can see the previous one i did here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5GWziLPYbM

Comments

Stephen J. Lunatic

Make a stovetop ramen, like Maruchan, chicken is best, and right before it's done, crack in an egg and give it a good stir, then throw in a slice of American cheese. It sounds crazy, but the way it melts in makes the broth way more rich and silky like real ramen. If you put in a tiny bit of sesame oil and a splash of soy sauce, it's even better.

MH

I commented this on the last one as well, but it's sort of a lazy eggs in purgatory. Put some salsa in a pan and put a divot in the middle, then crack an egg in the hole. Cover it and let it cook until the whites are set. Eat it on toast.

Amanda S.

Kraft Mac and Cheese cup, cooked per instructions, then mix in a shin ramen spice pack (however much you want)

Kyle Lusk

Strawberry ice cream mixed with a blueberry muffin broken into pieces with a small spoonful of grape/strawberry jelly. Leave out to sit at room temp for 5-10 minutes to let the ice cream partially melt. Stir to combine and enjoy.

twogem

banana pork enchiladas: ground pork & banana + cinnamon on stove to brown (i used some maple pork, optional - add a small amount of maple syrup if wanted) enchilada wrap, enchilada sauce + more cinnamon bake! 350 for 20min

Matt Acuña

I serve these meatballs at almost every party: - two bags Party Meatballs from Trader Joe’s (don’t get the Italian style, just plain frozen meatballs) - 12 oz of Heinz Chili Sauce - 10 oz Grape Jelly Combine chili sauce and grape jelly in pot and put over a low heat. Let them melt together. Then add meatballs and cover for about 10 minutes Grape jelly and chili sauce is an odd combo that works so well

Nannooskeeska

My girlfriend and her mom love BLTs with peanut butter instead of mayo. Like just make a normal BLT but put a layer of smooth peanut butter instead of mayo on each slice of bread. I've tried it multiple times and it's disgusting.

Bill

Childhood recipe: tuna salad (e.g. tuna and mayonnaise, optional minced onions) with cheddar cheese sandwiched between two Eggo waffles. Buttermilk is best, but chocolate chip if you're feeling like a sicko.

James Assayag

Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches <3

mguin

If you like oatmeal cookies: make the quaker oats Vanishing Oatmeal Raisin cookies as directed with the following changes: swap raisins for dried cherries, add 3/4 cup to 1 cup dark chocolate chips, and if you like it, 1/4 to 1/2 cup of shredded coconut. Add all these changes when you add the oats. Bake according to the directions.

Timmonday

Onion soup mix (strained so it's just the powder) + a whole thing of sour cream = the best chip dip you'll ever have

Eli Garber

Cottage cheese and chunky apple sauce Cottage cheese and canned pairs Cottage cheese and canned peaches cottage cheese and pineapple with coconut cream on top

Brendan Brothers

"Monte Cristo" hot dogs Split a hotdog lengthwise and grill in a pan, melt Swiss cheese on top and transfer to an open bun. Top with strawberry jelly and (optionally) pickles Poor man's version: top your hot dog in a bun with grape jelly and some Swiss if you have it

mguin

I know this is more recipe than the previous video but these cookies are worth it

NomNom

Frozen pizza (Jack’s Thin Cheese was my preference—but you do you) dipped in cold apple sauce (MOTTS is the only choice) Sounds so strange, but god if I didn’t love it when I was a wee lad

NomNom

For an actual recipe and not a weird combo: Spread Fig Jam on a tortilla, coat with cinnamon, put a whole banana inside, and roll it up! Boom—2 Minute Fig Banana Crêpe (Bake or Toast for 8-12 minutes if feeling fancy)

TwoSeconds

Easy recipe for homemade bread sticks: Equal parts by volume (1.5 cups each)- Greek yogurt and self-raising flour. Bake 15 minutes at 430°. Once cooled, butter and season

Souler Flaire

Mix together honey and Nutella to make quick fudge (just stir until it thickens).

Matthew H

Kimchi on top of vanilla ice cream (haagen dazs). Ideally the kimchi is on the sour side, but not too sour.

Sean

Taquitos with spray cheese; NOT the bacon flavor

misa lee

take Fritos and dip them in orange sherbert its so good

Alyssa

Take a piece of cling film, roughly the size of a sandwich. Spread peanut butter on it. Spread jelly on top of that. Roll the cling wrap like a sushi roll. Freeze for a a few hours or until frozen. Unwrap, cut if you want individual bites.

IntangibleSloth

Just dip gummy bears into tajin seasoning with a toothpick. Credit for this goes to Monet Exchange.

CrustyRagu

Whenever I would get a pizza day in elementary school, I would always put the Oreos they gave us on top of the pizza and eat them together. It’s been a while but I remember it being amazing

Ironwolf

Adult Bagel Bites! I invented this one myself. You will need: -Bagels, variety is up to you, I like sesame. -Tomato paste, the best brand for this recipe is Mutti, comes in a toothpaste tube. -Some kind of Italian herb blend. -Deli sliced pepperoni. -Sliced mozzarella Cut bagel in half, squeeze some tomato paste on to bagel (how much is up to you, but use as much as you like), season with herbs, place one slice of pepperoni on top of each half -bagel followed by one slice of mozzarella each. Bake in 400 degree oven for 4-5 minutes or until cheese is melty and edges are browned. An air fryer is actually ideal for this purpose. These slap. Just saying.

Ironwolf

I'm also gonna repeat the "Fluffy Cookie" recipe. You will need: -A box of cake mix, whatever flavor tickles you the most. -A tub of full fat Cool-Whip, thawed. -Enough powdered sugar to dredge in. Mix cake mix and Cool-Whip until well combined. Scoop into powdered sugar and place on baking parchment lined baking sheet. Bake at 350 for about 12 minutes. Allow to cool before eating. These make really excellent cakey cookies with, like, ZERO effort. And as far as I've been able to determine there is not a variety of boxed cake mix this doesn't work with.

Rowan

Peanut butter and sriracha sandwich

Fanwithglasses

2 cups frozen green grapes Juice of half a lime Toss in a food processor and blend until combined

Eldritch_Turtleduck

Mix 1 cup creamy peanut butter, 1 cup sugar, 1 block (8oz) cream cheese, 1 small container (8oz) cool whip. Pour into store bought Oreo or graham cracker pie crust. Freeze for at least 3 hours. Congratulations you have a delicious peanut butter pie.

Emily Collins

Lugan Spaghetti: - 1 8 oz package of spaghetti (whatever kind you like. I grew up eating thin spaghetti) - 1 to 2 cans of tomato soup - 1 pack of bacon - 1 onion, chopped 1. Boil the spaghetti to al dente doneness. 2. Fry the bacon and crumble into small bite-sized pieces. 3. Saute the onion in the bacon grease until transparent or caramelized (your preference). 4. Drain the grease that's left over. 5. Drain the spaghetti and add the bacon, onions, and tomato soup. 6. Heat on stove until everything is at desired temperature. 7. Serve and add pepper to taste. If using sodium free tomato soup, you may want to add some salt to taste, too. Origin of this recipe: My great grandparents were Lithuanian immigrants in Chicago. My grandma, Diana, liked to go to her friend's house for dinner when she was a kid. His family was Italian. One day, my great grandma was fed up and said to Diana, "you want spaghetti? I'll make you spaghetti!" and thus this recipe was concocted. My grandma taught her kids how to make it, and my mom taught me. I don't plan to have any kids but I teach it to my friends. Btw, Lugan was a term for Lithuanian immigrants at the time. Not used now as far as I know, but I don't live in Chicago (my grandma moved to SC long ago) Also, I'm sorry to any Italians offended by this spaghetti recipe xD

itsbadgundam

Breakfast bagel thats almost like a caprese type thing. I eat it as an open faced thing, one half at a time. Plain bagel, toasted or however you like Cream cheese applied however liberally you like Enough fresh basil leaves to make a healthy but not ridiculous ring (touching each other in a ring but not like lettuce on a burger levels of presence) around each half of the bagel Enough tomato slices (with the seeds scooped out) or cherry tomatoes cut in half to cover each half of the bagel Balsamic vinegar GLAZE specifically. Thick and sweeter than regular balsamic. Squirt enough out of the bottle to cover each bagel half decently, but not drowning. Think of like saucing a hot dog or whatever. Apply more or less to your liking of course. Super tasty fast breakfast! Or snack/part of any other meal really haha. Really refreshing. Balsamic vinegar glaze is peak

Ada

Microwave brownie in a mug: 2 tbsp flour, cocoa powder, brown sugar, chocolate chips A pinch of salt Mix that together in a sizable mug of your choosing 2 tbsp flavorless oil (olive oil is fine), 2 tbsp milk A splash of maple syrup or vanilla extract Stir all together until smooth Microwave for 1 minute 20 seconds Let sit for a minute Top with ice cream Very tasty

Ironwolf

B. Dylan Hollis had a very similar recipe to this one called the Rock Bottom pie, pretty much the exact same recipe but without the cup of added sugar. Instead he used oreo crumbs. also a splash of 'nilla. Seems like a cracking recipe, been meaning to try myself.

Tess

Oreo Peanut Butter Banana Sandwhich Two slices of bread of choice (I prefer honey wheat) Spread Peanut Butter of choice across both slices (I prefer Jif creamy) Slice half a banana into 6ish slices and spread them out on one side Take regular Oreos (or double stuff) and crumble them over the banana slices Top it off with a drizzle of Honey Close the sandwich with the other slice of bread Usually make 2 at a time since it only uses half a banana Prime "im depressed and in college" food

Chris Ushi

Spicy Salty Cantaloupe (might also work with honeydew): Cut up cantaloupe A coupe dashes of pico piquin powder (or a mix of cayenne pepper and fine ground salt) Drizzle over a coupe spoonful of lao gon ma chili crisp (could substitute some other chili oil with fried pepper in it)

Lyza

Adding a slice of American cheese to a bowl of instant ramen is a very classic Korean thing to do, actually! Not crazy at all! 💙

Lyza

Wow this is *exactly* what I do! Cherries, dark chocolate chips, and shredded coconut if I have it. I specifically try to use dried tart cherries, but I’ve also used darksweets in a pinch. It’s really good!!

Yagi-san

Take on the graham cracker: 'faux fried ice-cream' - crush graham crackers (corn flakes also work) and cinnamon sugar, roll a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it, drizzle with hot honey, top w/whip cream!

Venkat

Kimchi grilled cheese!

Adrienne

Peanut butter with potato chips! I like putting the chips inside a peanut butter sandwich, the added salt and crunch is nice. Adding honey can be good too!

Caiden

If it's not too late, a smoothie with a banana (with peel, no stem), strawberries or cherries, your milk of choice, oatmeal, and cocoa powder.

Shiao

you are an absolute madman

Caiden

Banana peels are mostly fiber. If you balance it out with something sweet, it thickens without hurting flavor. Assuming too much isn't used and it's not too brown. You can also throw in the strawberry stems and will barely notice since they don't have much flavor and it's so little.😜