Case of the Disappearing Butts (NSFW-ish) (Patreon)

Butts, butts, butts! Do you like 'em? We've been talking about them on our sex ed comic that you may already be reading, BOO! It's Sex.

In case you're not familiar with it (if you're new here, hello!), it's a sex ed comic drawn by Monica Gallagher and written by yours truly, colored by Mae S. Keller, and published twice a week by WEBTOON. Four college girls move into a house that's haunted by the ghost of a dead sorority girl named Tara, and Tara gives them all of the sex ed they can handle, plus a little more because hey, she's a ghost, she's not here to respect the limits of mortals.

This week Tara's covering anal sex (my browser history, let me show you it) and Monica and Mae did a bang-up job, no pun intended, with these two little panels about how to stimulate the prostate.

The trouble is, there's too much penetration. Webtoon had the panels pulled shortly after it went up.

I was frustrated, but I get it, and I figured it would make a fun bonus for my patrons... until I realized that Patreon can't handle the penetration, either.

A flurry of emails to my helpful Patreon rep & their safety team later, I realized I could just censor the penetration with a banana. And thus:

(Stimulating the prostate with a banana doesn't make you gay, either, but please leave it unpeeled, and cover it with a condom.)

I don't blame Patreon or our editors at Webtoon, just the societies they function within (American and South Korea, respectively). Either we're as puritanical as a bowl of corn flakes, or I've become numb to how embarrassing butt sex is, or just C. all of the above.

I'm working on a big painting that needs to be done by Friday, so I'll leak it to y'all soon. Happy Warm Week to you, if you're part of Team Spring like the east coast is right now!