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Paul eating a taco is like... the opposite of ASMR.

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Dean Reilly

Use a plate, you animal.

Joanna

Or at least the wrapper. That's what they're for, right?

Ken Carlile

I do not like Paul _at all_.

Monica Gallagher

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that gets juice running down my hand every time I eat a taco ...

dcorsetto

Haha you and PAUL. (And me.) (And most of us.)

Cab

The effect of the sun blasting through the sheets is so, so good.

Ruth Merriam

What a complete MOOD this is. Also. . . Paul, you are so *busted*. Yeah, he's talking to YOU, pal. I could almost feel that squishy taco and his fingers made me squirm. But your lighting effects are ethereal.

dcorsetto

THANK YOU I was VERY proud of that!

kaitou

Not me. I don't get juice running down my hand. ( maybe on my foot, but not my hand )

MaryAnne Glazar

I have never in my life been able to eat a taco without wearing some of it.

dcorsetto

I was reading this thinking "please end it with 'without using my feet.'"

Theadora

That (and the getting-stabbed-in-the-gums part) is why I really only eat soft tacos.

dcorsetto

God, right? People will tell me excitedly "and we have gluten-free HARD SHELLS for you, Danielle!" and I'm like ooohhh hey cool can I just eat the insides with a fork?

Monica Gallagher

I manage to stab myself with every chip of every kind, like a boss.

dcorsetto

It's pretty dumb that they haven't managed to make chips fall apart like breakaway glass when they hit your uvula.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

dang, I miss tacos at ALL yay kidney dysfunction

Phillip Ginn

"The opposite of ASMR." That is one of the best analogies I'm gonna have to steal.

Lucy Bellwood

AGREED. Just came in here to say the same thing.