Bulgey Boi (Patreon)

Thanks everyone for sticking with me during this unintended hiatus. I had mentioned last month that Everything Kept Happening So Much. I didn't want to take a break, but now that I have, I realize how badly I needed it. I was definitely on the verge of collapse.

But in less dire news! New Story! 

Boey, your average guy and avid edger, appears to have won a free pair of briefs from a new brand! But what's with this survey? Bulgey, Bulgier, Bulgiest? The Bulgier the better, right?