Gumball vs Baldi - Early Audio (Patreon)

Early audio for ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III, Episode 7 - Gumball vs Baldi.

SASHA as Gumball Watterson

Josiah Majors-Irwin as Darwin Watterson

Eddiefrb as Baldi 

Baldi:

Oh, hi! Gumball, was it?

I would chew you out, but the rules won’t love it

But if you think it’s Playtime, let’s get jumping

I’mma show you the ropes, ‘cuz you just don’t cut it

You may find the World of math is Amazing

When I neutralize your acid trip with The Basics

Please mind the dress code, Darwin’s going rabid

Take a crack at Penny but you’d better ditch the catfish

You’re wrong for the sum of it, it’s time for your punishment

But we’ll have to exit the halls, because I’m running this

Take it on the double chin, it’s not just my quarters that are shiny

Bald so hard that the bullies wanna fine me

Listen to the teacher

I’m inching out these measures at length to kill a meter

You’re bothersome, when talking evolving mommy’s love, I think Darwin won

Obviously, her favourite Watterson is her water son

Gumball:Dude, what the what? You’re like, totally bald

We went from principals covered in hair to one with none at all

I’d say your game’s a little old to try to join me to spit

So best enjoy it while there’s still time to MAKE THE MOST OF IT!

Stuck in a jam, you’re too weak (too weak!)

You got less pixels than Darwin’s nude feet! (nu- hey!)

And to me, it doesn’t matter you get madder every question

I guessed and got ‘em wrong cuz I didn’t pay attention

(Darwin “heys”)

So I’mma record this verse while I’m staying in detention

And then I’ll leave your new Least Favourite Tape replaying endless

I’ll get every hand in the air like taking attendance

Until you’re malfunctioning worse than one of your inventions (hey, huuuh!)

You’re like Slenderman’s Copycat at his day job (hey, huuuh!)

Bet he totally had you gagged at the face-off (hey, huuuh!)

Your school isn’t up to code for your lame students

So before I run, I wanna see your game do it (hey, huuuh!)

Baldi:

(groan) Gumball, you got the question wrong, study harder

Don’t flunk out, or you might end up like your father

You’re risking your career, I hear every door your shut

If you’re lucky, you’ll be working with your mom when you grow up (hah!)

You’re only significant, by my approximation

As the problem child of your whole denomination

So when they round you up and cut you off like truncation

That’s the common factor taken out of the equation

Gumball:

This dude suds up his shiny head and lets it air dry

Don’t you lecture me with that single file hairline

Got no class, so drop the act of warden

‘Cuz you’re no staff, you’re just the mascot horror

Hardly added polish in your Kickstarter, you Robbed ‘em

If I can count your polygons, you’re probably a problem

Another crappy game the world forgets and avoids

And this time, It’s best to leave this glitchy mess in The Void

Produced by Axys Beats

Mixed & Mastered by VVDSOUND