Suction Cup Man vs Peppino - Early Audio (Patreon)

Early audio for ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III, Episode 10 - Suction Cup Man vs Peppino.

Eddiefrb as Suction Cup Man

RecD as Peppino

Suction Cup Man:

(Hey, you, get off-a the tower!) Fuck you, I’m climbing your tower

Next time, try climbing outside instead of inside, save yourself a couple hours

You’re a bitch, I wrote you a diss

And it goes a little something like this

You’re a middle-aged pizza man, desperate for dough

Shouting out “look at me let myself go!”

Yeah, you gluttonous fuck

Get your greasy ass a tummy-tuck

You need liposuctioning or something

I wouldn’t be caught dead with those triple G cups

Gustavo is Toppin your bacon

You don’t wear the pants, you don’t even wear the apron

Buddy, I heard you’re in debt, and I’m terribly saddened

So take this - buy yourself a fucking salad

Peppino:

I was hoping you’d slip and you’d fall

I guess not, Mr. Stick-to-the-wall

Yes, you got it, I’m needing some dough

So leave me a loan, or leave me alone

And for pete’s sake, could you please wait

This tower is mine on the weekdays

Take a jump, you miserable lump

Perhaps you’ll have better luck up on Trump’s

Pizza pie making

Hungry to just get a piece of Piemations

Deep fry and bake him

Tossing and turning in bed at night trying to sleep but lie wakened

Dream of a day when a Suction Cup Lady might like you enough just to peek at your feeble two weak dried-up Raisins

Ditch you disgusted and drive away far

Roll down the window and forget who you are

Peppi taking no chance

No half-stepping, that oregano dance

Pepper on the pressure, I’m shaking with both hands

Pedal to the metal on meddling boneheads

Make all the jokes that you like, but we know you’re pan

I’m not the one calling myself Penis Man

And if your true love are these suction cup plots

Then you should reconsider tying the knot

Suction Cup Man:

Ew! Bitch, you stank!

That lap there got the P-U rank

It must suck just to be you

Sit there and see me

Do everything you can’t

Who let this guy cook? I’m getting fed up

It is your whole job to get your bread up

I climbed the corporate ladder in a day

Bet you’d suck my dick for a 401k (so do it)

Fuck Fake Peppino, you’re fake Wario

Fake Mario, sucker

You can stick those “doo-doo”s where the sun don’t shine

Do your job and hit the John, plumber

You’re not a veteran, nor are we peers

My stint in Korea exceeds your career

You’re stuck in the crust and I don’t mean the trenches

I’m ragebaiting dictators, you are defenseless

No Noise, Don’t Make A Sound now

Each time you sit down, you make the ground pound

Nothing to mock for, you’re quite the speedster

But I’d have the runs too if I ate your pizza

Give me hell, do your worst, but I’ll never die

You have hurt Suction Cup Man 0 times

A puny paisano with no will to live and no reason to try

Back to that guy

Peppino:

So the over-glossy photo copy wants to talk

You’re a cutout of a cutout, South Park off-brand slop

With the nerve to lecture me with an outhouse for a house

Do I need to make a Bagel just to shut your fucking mouth!?!?

I won’t take advice about money from broke nerds

Who are the only ones buying their own merch

And while you waste time annoying the fuck out of Business

Your plushies were going the fuck out of business

The truth is you don’t know a thing of my pain

You’ve got absolutely no skin in the game

So if I can’t kill you and nothing will help

Then go buy that rope and do it yourself

Produced by BMTJ & Eddiefrb

Mixed & Mastered by VVDSOUND