You Wouldn't Download a Baby (Patreon)

Gee, I wonder where the idea for this title came from.

I'll admit, this story feels like one of my lesser efforts. I came up with the idea a couple days ago and pounded this out in only a few hours of writing. I could have done more to make the central premise fall in line with the joke title more, and to realize the potential of the idea better than what I got here.