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#74 Even in a sauna, she looks like she’s planning a war (Supporter-only) (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-05 16:00:19
Imported:
2026-06

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Heat? Cold? Doesn’t matter.She’s Russian.(And no, she’s still not smiling.)

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Hashem

Absolutely enormous

Tranquil989

She's got a Smoking hot body! Incredible work

Hat black

Nah, she’s looking at one guy who’s in the sauna with her, she looks like she will kill him if he dare to touch her or get a boner

Kiwi

She's cold? No she's Russian

aias myaris

Prologue: The old wooden sauna crackled quietly, filled with thick steam and the scent of pine. It was supposed to be a place for relaxation — but for Nikolas, it was quickly becoming a social minefield. As he stepped inside, towel wrapped a little too tightly, he realized he wasn’t alone. Sitting across from him was Maria — statuesque, intimidating, and very clearly not in the mood for company. --- Dialogue: Nikolas: "Эм... привет. Можно я тут присяду?" (Uh... hey. Mind if I sit here?) Maria: "Это не моя сауна. Садись куда хочешь. Только не капай на меня потом." (It's not my sauna. Sit wherever you want. Just don’t drip sweat on me.) Nikolas: "Ага, да, конечно. Я не буду. Эм... жарко здесь, да?" (Oh, right, yeah. Of course. I wouldn't. Uh... hot in here, huh?) Maria: "Удивительно. Гениальное наблюдение. Никогда бы не догадалась — в сауне." (Wow. Brilliant observation. Never would've guessed — in a sauna.) Nikolas: "Хех... просто хотел немного разрядить обстановку." (Heh... yeah. Just trying to break the ice.) Maria: "У тебя отлично получается. Я прямо замёрзла." (You're doing great. I feel frostbitten.) Nikolas: "Извини, не хотел мешать. Просто подумал, может, мы могли бы..." (Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you. I just thought maybe we could—) Maria: "Поговорить? А зачем? Я выгляжу настолько скучающей, что начну болтать с полуголым незнакомцем?" (Talk? Why? Do I look bored enough to entertain small talk with a half-naked stranger?) Nikolas: "...Технически мы оба... да неважно. Моя вина." (...Technically we’re both—never mind. My bad.) Maria: "Именно. Твоя вина." (Exactly. Your bad.) Nikolas: "...Ты часто сюда ходишь?" (...So... you come here often?) Maria: "Спроси это ещё раз — и я выкину тебя отсюда лично." (Ask that again and I swear I’ll throw you out myself.)

crazq

Will we get a smile?

Thomachy

Is she incapable of joy 🤣

Gooner 47

At least I’m smiling 🤣 Good work btw

Miy Eterp

OH YES, need her get cream pie. XD