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Skull Island: The Rise of Cox | Ep. #1 | Queen Kong (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-11 17:58:15
Imported:
2024-04

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Welcome to the first of many episodes where our first guest and good friend, Jesse Cox, takes the helm and steers our ship towards uncharted waters.BBH: Write a two minute SNL monologue as the inside of Kong’s mouth.

Comments

Jacob Rigby

What a choice of game! And with Jesse. Im excited for this.

Charles Jakobsen

Oh dear, this game with Jesse is going to be amazing. Bless you for sitting through this all of you

Micah Norgaard

Omg we NEED a Chilluminati episode featuring Brett!

Timothy St. Croix

When Brett screamed when Kong grabbed that bird, joy.

Thomas

Oh! New Beard Bros on Patreon! Oh.....oh no.....this is gonna be a series XD

Joshua Levine

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Stormageddon222

I'm in tears over the Kong Healthcare bit

Joshua Queen

It’s true what they say: “Absence makes the beard grow longer.”

Starlight Detective

Perfect BBH for a boring day at work. Thank you. *This SNL monologue takes place in the 2005 - 2012 seasons* We open with The Inside of Kong’s Mouth crunching LOUDLY on bones. The Inside of Kong’s Mouth smacks its lips. The audience gives a round of applause. Inside of Kong’s Mouth “Haha, yes…yes. Thank you. It's great to be back here in New York City. Why just before the show–” The Inside of Kong's Mouth pauses to spit skeletal remains onto the stage floor. Inside of Kong’s Mouth “I had a chance to sample some of the street food vendors. As you can see, they were a little hard to swallow.” “Any Rihanna fans out here tonight?” Pause for Audience cheering. Andy Samberg’s hand reaches out from Inside of Kong’s Mouth. Andy Samberg (Panicked) “Help!” Stage Crew enters stage right, carrying a comically-sized toothpick. They push Andy Samberg’s hand back Inside of Kong’s Mouth as he protests. Andy Samberg (Still Panicked) “Please! This isn't a skit! I have a family! Inside of Kong’s Mouth “Looks like one of us should've stayed on that Lonely Island. Anyway! We’re going to have a great show for you tonight, stay tuned!” Audience cheers, and the camera cuts away to an overhead shot of the stage crew sweeping up the skeletal remains.

Snonk

He would haaaaaate it haha

ToastMcGoats

Brett's little sigh when Jesse said lore got me.

ATylorB

Kongtinent

Andrew Dramis

Hell yes, love me some good old fashioned Coxtent! This game looks like it rules too, and it reminds me so much of that Transformers game the you guys played on the channel some time ago. Excellent for riffs. Can't wait to see how frustratingly bad/janky things get.

Ju Man Jack

Spike ‘em like a football! lol

Rocky

Incredible 👏🏻 💖 💎💎💎💎

blacklyra

the bros commentary during the opening reminds me so much of MST3K

devin stewart

OMG I hope so! That would be awful and amazing. Amazeful

Teh Chikon

So, Steamboat Willie(1928) is after the first film adaptation of Frankenstein which was produced by Thomas Edison in 1910.